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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)   Suddenly, kangaroo   (wbrz.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Kangaroo, Police, social media, Zachary Police Department, Marsupial, animal standing, law enforcement, Louisiana Department of Wildlife  
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2022-06-30 10:06:01 PM  
Kitten with paper bag over his head unavailable for comment.
 
2022-06-30 10:22:13 PM  
Tie me kangaroo down, Sport.
 
2022-06-30 10:26:37 PM  

bingethinker: Kitten with paper bag over his head unavailable for comment.


Oh, father.
 
2022-07-01 1:37:54 AM  
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2022-07-01 1:45:32 AM  
Just don't hit the kangaroo with your car. I think then it would be "Suddenly, crapped my pants."
 
2022-07-01 2:00:37 AM  
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2022-07-01 2:01:38 AM  
♪ is hopping beside you ♫
 
2022-07-01 2:02:24 AM  
"Though the animal's been captured, it's unclear whether the kangaroo belongs to someone nearby, or if it just happens to be a very lost marsupial."
Did they really need to add the last part?
If this kangaroo had migrated all the way from Australia on its own, i think that would mean they will soon have their own movie "planet of the kangaroos"
 
2022-07-01 2:03:33 AM  
Dammit I was prepared for eels.
 
2022-07-01 2:05:19 AM  
Followup linked from TFA

Baxter lives with more than a dozen parrots being taken care of by the owners of a non-profit specializing in releasing wild birds into their natural habitats called Bird Recovery International.
The owners say Baxter's bird brother, Thor, recently figured out how to open the door to the enclosure.
 
2022-07-01 2:10:16 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: Followup linked from TFA

Baxter lives with more than a dozen parrots being taken care of by the owners of a non-profit specializing in releasing wild birds into their natural habitats called Bird Recovery International.
The owners say Baxter's bird brother, Thor, recently figured out how to open the door to the enclosure.


The owners say Baxter's bird brother, Thor, recently figured out how to open the door to the enclosure.
I asked the parrot why did he do it, and he responded, "Birds don't talk."

I chuckled
 
2022-07-01 2:14:57 AM  

stock411: "Though the animal's been captured, it's unclear whether the kangaroo belongs to someone nearby, or if it just happens to be a very lost marsupial."
Did they really need to add the last part?
If this kangaroo had migrated all the way from Australia on its own, i think that would mean they will soon have their own movie "planet of the kangaroos"


Humor
 
2022-07-01 2:21:30 AM  
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2022-07-01 2:26:37 AM  

stock411: "Though the animal's been captured, it's unclear whether the kangaroo belongs to someone nearby, or if it just happens to be a very lost marsupial."
Did they really need to add the last part?
If this kangaroo had migrated all the way from Australia on its own, i think that would mean they will soon have their own movie "planet of the kangaroos"


It's the reconciliation party before the invasion when we drop Emus on you.
 
2022-07-01 2:27:02 AM  

Boomstickz: stock411: "Though the animal's been captured, it's unclear whether the kangaroo belongs to someone nearby, or if it just happens to be a very lost marsupial."
Did they really need to add the last part?
If this kangaroo had migrated all the way from Australia on its own, i think that would mean they will soon have their own movie "planet of the kangaroos"

It's the reconciliation party before the invasion when we drop Emus on you.


Dammit recon party....
 
2022-07-01 2:34:06 AM  
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2022-07-01 3:03:41 AM  
That's a wallaby, mate

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2022-07-01 3:15:49 AM  
I will only speak of Louisiana here: anything north of I-10 is the mf twilight zone.
 
2022-07-01 3:26:49 AM  
Are they sure it wasn't just a really big mouse?
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2022-07-01 3:33:18 AM  

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That Kangaroo stole his ball!
 
2022-07-01 5:24:08 AM  
Dean Martin & George Gobel - Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Youtube 6DbuRUZT1Ss
 
2022-07-01 5:54:23 AM  
Les Gendarmes have Been looking for that guy

KANGAROO (REMI GAILLARD)
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2022-07-01 6:13:20 AM  
a kangaroo wandering around parts of East Baton Rouge Parish left some residents confused.

Being Louisiana, I'm guessing the confusion was what kind of stew to make it into.
 
2022-07-01 7:31:37 AM  
I think that's a wallaby.
 
2022-07-01 7:36:51 AM  
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2022-07-01 8:04:16 AM  
"law enforcement had wrangled the animal by Thursday morning."

Aside from it being a kangaroo, know how I know this didn't happen in the US?
 
2022-07-01 8:57:13 AM  

Erma Gerdd: "law enforcement had wrangled the animal by Thursday morning."

Aside from it being a kangaroo, know how I know this didn't happen in the US?


You're right, it happened in Louisiana.
 
2022-07-01 9:54:47 AM  

TorpedoOrca: That's a wallaby, mate

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Wallaby darned!
 
2022-07-01 9:55:58 AM  

Erma Gerdd: "law enforcement had wrangled the animal by Thursday morning."

Aside from it being a kangaroo, know how I know this didn't happen in the US?


Now now, it wasn't a black kangaroo, and, so far as I can tell, it didn't reach for the knife kangaroos habitually keep in their pouches.
 
2022-07-01 9:57:57 AM  

fzumrk: a kangaroo wandering around parts of East Baton Rouge Parish left some residents confused.

Being Louisiana, I'm guessing the confusion was what kind of stew to make it into.


Stew?  Nah.  Beans.  Everybody knows Kangaroos make for superb Hoppin' John.
 
2022-07-01 10:07:17 AM  
what version of Civilization was that in?
 
2022-07-01 10:52:59 AM  

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2022-07-01 8:51:10 PM  

fzumrk: a kangaroo wandering around parts of East Baton Rouge Parish left some residents confused.

Being Louisiana, I'm guessing the confusion was what kind of stew to make it into.


Similar confusion would exist in Australia. Kangaroo is farkin' delicious, y'all are missing out.
 
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