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(WLWT)   Really, who builds an eel pit in their own home? Eel trifecta in play. C'mon hovercraft, time to shine   (wlwt.com) divider line
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2022-06-30 7:29:28 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2022-06-30 7:37:52 PM  
You don't have an eel pit, subby?

I have four. Moray, Conger, European, and electric, the latter of which I use to charge my phone.
 
2022-06-30 7:54:30 PM  
Where the fark do you keep your eels, then?
 
2022-06-30 8:29:56 PM  
Did someone say EELS
Eels Song | The Mighty Boosh | BBC Studios
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2022-06-30 8:55:32 PM  
Kind of jealous, that's a good use of a random concrete box. Might also make a good bomb shelter

/and eels are awesome
 
2022-06-30 9:40:54 PM  

Cake Hunter: Where the fark do you keep your eels, then?


My accountant keeps the eels, I make the deals.
 
2022-06-30 9:58:37 PM  

Sub Human: Cake Hunter: Where the fark do you keep your eels, then?

My accountant keeps the eels, I make the deals.


Well newsflash, bucko. Your accountant has an eel pit.
 
2022-06-30 10:53:55 PM  

Cake Hunter: Where the fark do you keep your eels, then?


Neighbor's pool.
 
2022-07-01 12:45:29 AM  
One word: Plastics Unagi
 
2022-07-01 12:45:42 AM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: Cake Hunter: Where the fark do you keep your eels, then?

Neighbor's pool.


The cops dont even show up when I call about youse no more.

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2022-07-01 12:46:42 AM  

Cake Hunter: Where the fark do you keep your eels, then?


My hovercraft is full of eels.
 
2022-07-01 12:47:05 AM  
Are they Japanese eels?

Cuz Unagi is tasty.
 
2022-07-01 12:48:40 AM  
If the movie had been set in a different country....

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2022-07-01 12:48:47 AM  
Someone looking for a cure for wellness, subby
 
2022-07-01 12:49:27 AM  
All the cool kids are getting one
 
2022-07-01 12:57:15 AM  
I eat eel just about as often as I find it on a menu.  I've contemplated a fresh water farm.  They aren't complicated creatures, but they are delicious.  I would love an eel pit in my own home.
 
2022-07-01 12:57:55 AM  
Nothing goes organically viral on tik tok
 
2022-07-01 1:00:44 AM  

HighwayBill: One word: Plastics Unagi


What do salmon skin rolls have to do with this?
 
2022-07-01 1:06:58 AM  
Whenever my wife asks me "do you have your hearing aids?" I answer "An eeling raid? absolutely! let me go get my hovercraft!"
 
2022-07-01 1:07:37 AM  
Who builds an eel pit in their own home?

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It keeps the princesses from escaping.
 
2022-07-01 1:15:02 AM  
dude's got some fun hobbies. but WTF kind of writing is this? 2nd grade reading level? at best? with a scientific name just tossed in?

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2022-07-01 1:42:43 AM  

trappedspirit: I eat eel just about as often as I find it on a menu.  I've contemplated a fresh water farm.  They aren't complicated creatures, but they are delicious.  I would love an eel pit in my own home.


They aren't complicated? Early scientists spent a hundred years trying to find their genitals. Nobody has ever bread them in captivity. Nobody has ever seen them breed. It is thought that every eel on the planet has to make it to the sargaso sea to breed. They go through 4 distinct life phases, and don't grow genitals until a year before they die. They are one of the most mysterious organisms ever discovered.
 
2022-07-01 1:43:10 AM  
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2022-07-01 1:58:05 AM  

lizaardvark: Cake Hunter: Where the fark do you keep your eels, then?

My hovercraft is full of eels.


Drop your panties, Sir William. I cannot wait until lunchtime.
 
2022-07-01 2:06:49 AM  
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2022-07-01 2:08:37 AM  

Fano: Someone looking for a cure for wellness, subby


That movie was brilliantly and uniquely weird. No one else seemed to like it much but I thought it was genius
 
2022-07-01 2:11:04 AM  

luna1580: dude's got some fun hobbies. but WTF kind of writing is this? 2nd grade reading level? at best? with a scientific name just tossed in?

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Well, the fish with the scientific name really doesn't have a common name, other than endlicheri bichir (pronounced "biker")  It's a type of prehistoric eel-like fish.

I was more pissed that there was not one amphibian in the whole collection.

I was more impressed with the baby Australian lungfish.  The shop I work for had a slightly older one a little while back, sold for $3,000, was originally marked at $3,500.

Pretty cool collection.  I just wonder what kind of eels he's keeping.
 
2022-07-01 2:25:43 AM  
If we can get an eel and dam story, we'll have the rarest of all, a double trifecta in one day!
 
2022-07-01 2:33:47 AM  
Daikichi Amano?

/nsfGIS
 
2022-07-01 2:56:46 AM  
I wonder if it cost less than my mutant human pit in the basement
 
2022-07-01 4:09:48 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I wonder if it cost less than my mutant human pit in the basement


Depends on how often you have it mucked and flushed.
 
2022-07-01 4:46:32 AM  

Cake Hunter: Where the fark do you keep your eels, then?


Eel moat around the house.
 
2022-07-01 5:54:37 AM  

AlgaeRancher: /and eels are awesome


Go on...

Seriously.  How would an adventurous eater try eel?  I've never seen it on a menu, and I look for stuff like that (as in, I've had snake in Texas, alligator in Louisiana and street food in India).
 
2022-07-01 5:57:06 AM  
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2022-07-01 6:51:48 AM  

ZestyMordant: AlgaeRancher: /and eels are awesome

Go on...

Seriously.  How would an adventurous eater try eel?  I've never seen it on a menu, and I look for stuff like that (as in, I've had snake in Texas, alligator in Louisiana and street food in India).


Go to any sushi restaurant anywhere and order the unagi.

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2022-07-01 6:58:08 AM  

rosekolodny: ZestyMordant: AlgaeRancher: /and eels are awesome

Go on...

Seriously.  How would an adventurous eater try eel?  I've never seen it on a menu, and I look for stuff like that (as in, I've had snake in Texas, alligator in Louisiana and street food in India).

Go to any sushi restaurant anywhere and order the unagi.

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Unagi is amazing. While I was in Phoenix I had issues getting eel brought in, though I found that talapia prepared in similar fashion can be a nice substitute, both taste and texture-wise.
 
2022-07-01 7:02:23 AM  
Maybe eels are the answer to our electric car range problems.
 
2022-07-01 7:02:45 AM  

hubiestubert: rosekolodny: ZestyMordant: AlgaeRancher: /and eels are awesome

Go on...

Seriously.  How would an adventurous eater try eel?  I've never seen it on a menu, and I look for stuff like that (as in, I've had snake in Texas, alligator in Louisiana and street food in India).

Go to any sushi restaurant anywhere and order the unagi.

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Unagi is amazing. While I was in Phoenix I had issues getting eel brought in, though I found that talapia prepared in similar fashion can be a nice substitute, both taste and texture-wise.


I could see a bbq tilapia don.
 
2022-07-01 7:29:22 AM  
How else are you supposed to get your kids to do their chores?

"Clean your room or you're going in the eel pit!"
 
2022-07-01 8:08:26 AM  

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"I will not buy this record. It is scratched."
 
2022-07-01 9:10:24 AM  
Are we seriously not going to talk about the manhole cover hiding the pit of despair this guy's basement?

Why was it built to begin with?
 
2022-07-01 9:59:11 AM  
I'll get Alan Parson right on it, Subby.
 
2022-07-01 10:10:15 AM  

luna1580: dude's got some fun hobbies. but WTF kind of writing is this? 2nd grade reading level? at best? with a scientific name just tossed in?

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TIL that you can catch bichirs in the woods in Kentucky.
 
2022-07-01 10:10:32 AM  
with bonus aroma!
 
2022-07-01 10:16:25 AM  

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When you swim down the reef and you feel some sharp teef, that's a moray...
When it's jaws open wide and there's more jaws ion side that's a moray,
He thinks that you taste so nice he'll bite into you twice, that's a moray
When an eel has a maw with pharyngeal jaw, that's a moray!

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2022-07-01 10:16:52 AM  

cwheelie: with bonus aroma!


Bonus Aroma is my Iggy Pop cover band.
 
2022-07-01 10:50:06 AM  
Nicely done, subby.  All I can say is, my nipples explode with delight!
 
2022-07-01 12:13:57 PM  

ZestyMordant: AlgaeRancher: /and eels are awesome

Go on...

Seriously.  How would an adventurous eater try eel?  I've never seen it on a menu, and I look for stuff like that (as in, I've had snake in Texas, alligator in Louisiana and street food in India).


Most sushi joints have it on the menu.

/and it's delicious
 
2022-07-01 12:19:27 PM  

ZestyMordant: AlgaeRancher: /and eels are awesome

Go on...

Seriously.  How would an adventurous eater try eel?  I've never seen it on a menu, and I look for stuff like that (as in, I've had snake in Texas, alligator in Louisiana and street food in India).


Go to a sushi restaurant, order the unagi

/it's delicious
 
2022-07-01 12:22:05 PM  
Morays are also awesome I have many memories as a small kid of encountering them in the t shallow waters in Hawaii.

Treat them with respect and they will generally do the same.
 
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