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(NL Times (Netherlands))   Planning to jailbreak your buddies arrested during earlier protest action? Don't plan it on social media   (nltimes.nl) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Crime, Wednesday evening, Gelderland, police station, Mayor Ton Heerts, Gelderland municipality of Apeldoorn, emergency ordinance, Tuesday evening  
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2022-06-30 9:15:52 AM  
The police hermetically sealed off the Gelderland municipality of Apeldoorn on Wednesday evening to prevent demonstrating farmers on tractors from reaching the police station on Europaweg.

This reads like a sentence from some sort of sci-fi/fantasy novel where the author really struggled with devising original yet exotic sounding location names.
 
2022-06-30 10:09:04 AM  
The police hermetically sealed off the Gelderland municipality of Apeldoorn.

Hope they poked air holes in it.
 
2022-06-30 10:18:52 AM  
Geld them!
 
2022-06-30 10:18:52 AM  
This is an outrage! How dare they arrest:

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2022-06-30 10:24:36 AM  

inglixthemad: This is an outrage! How dare they arrest:

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It just occurred to me that both of them died in bed with an Olsen. Weird.
 
2022-06-30 10:25:34 AM  
Police didn't see the social media posts. Someone snitched.
 
2022-06-30 10:27:47 AM  
We tried plotting using notes tied to birds but they turned out to be stool pigeons
 
2022-06-30 10:37:38 AM  
Luckily Russia has banned outside media.  This could be a game changer if they saw this.  The Dutch are way too tall to be on Russian media.  Putin would need to carry a ladder just to be face to face with any of them.
 
2022-06-30 10:47:46 AM  
My late aunt lived in Apeldoorn so I'm getting a kick, etc..
 
2022-06-30 10:52:26 AM  
"Hermetically sealed", interesting.  I wonder how one goes about that for an entire town.
 
2022-06-30 10:53:25 AM  
I was trying to find out what they were pissed about - like what got the first guy arrested - but wasn't able to.
 
2022-06-30 11:22:19 AM  
Now I know the Netherlands has a Nitrogen Minister. I don't know what that is but I want it on my resume.
 
2022-06-30 11:34:01 AM  
Lol, tractor jail break.  Is there anything so stupid rapepublicans won't try it?
 
2022-06-30 12:00:44 PM  
The police hermetically sealed off the Gelderland municipality of Apeldoorn on Wednesday evening to prevent demonstrating farmers on tractors from reaching the police station on Europaweg.

NONE of those are real place names, and there's nothing that you could do to convince me otherwise...

Funny part is; only Europaweg shows up on spell check, meaning that these are well known enough by everyone else... :-)
 
2022-06-30 12:03:29 PM  

mongbiohazard: I was trying to find out what they were pissed about - like what got the first guy arrested - but wasn't able to.


Well, apparently, the council decided to block their Europaweg from completing its Apeldoorn cycle, but the National Gelderland Union has started to look into the matter. Anyway, before that happened, this guy decided to go to Nitrogen Minister Christianne van der Wal's home, to have a few words, and now we're here...
 
2022-06-30 12:04:54 PM  

Death by Spaghettification: "Hermetically sealed", interesting.  I wonder how one goes about that for an entire town.


Ask Stephen King?
 
2022-06-30 12:38:14 PM  

thealgorerhythm: inglixthemad: This is an outrage! How dare they arrest:

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It just occurred to me that both of them died in bed with an Olsen. Weird.


death by snu-snu?

/please!
 
2022-06-30 12:38:25 PM  
The authorities' vigilance is completely understandable. Dutchmen occasionally turn to cannibalism, as in 1672 when they ate their Prime Minister.
 
2022-06-30 12:38:50 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: We tried plotting using notes tied to birds but they turned out to be stool pigeons


...and wouldn't leave the toilet
 
2022-06-30 12:39:37 PM  

Death by Spaghettification: "Hermetically sealed", interesting.  I wonder how one goes about that for an entire town.


withba Dome...

doesn't end well
 
2022-06-30 12:41:34 PM  

Death by Spaghettification: "Hermetically sealed", interesting.  I wonder how one goes about that for an entire town.


Tupperware?
 
2022-06-30 2:30:43 PM  

mongbiohazard: I was trying to find out what they were pissed about - like what got the first guy arrested - but wasn't able to.


The Netherlands' lucrative agricultural sector is protesting against a proposal, approved by lawmakers Tuesday, to reduce emissions of pollutants like nitrogen oxide and ammonia by 50% by 2030.

https://tulsaworld.com/news/national/govt-and-politics/dutch-pm-condemns-protests-by-farmers-at-ministers-home/article_3e1811e5-8cf3-53c9-85d6-a93c471f03fc.html
 
2022-06-30 2:56:15 PM  
According to the dictionary:

2. relating to an ancient occult tradition encompassing alchemy, astrology, and theosophy."some saw in the Hermetic texts an anticipation of Christianity"So, they put a big circle around it and had some Druids chanting?Because it certainly wasn't airtight.
 
2022-06-30 2:57:53 PM  

Me so thorny: mongbiohazard: I was trying to find out what they were pissed about - like what got the first guy arrested - but wasn't able to.

The Netherlands' lucrative agricultural sector is protesting against a proposal, approved by lawmakers Tuesday, to reduce emissions of pollutants like nitrogen oxide and ammonia by 50% by 2030.

https://tulsaworld.com/news/national/govt-and-politics/dutch-pm-condemns-protests-by-farmers-at-ministers-home/article_3e1811e5-8cf3-53c9-85d6-a93c471f03fc.html


Ah, so basically the same BS as ours would be. Thank you!
 
2022-06-30 3:25:28 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The police hermetically sealed off the Gelderland municipality of Apeldoorn on Wednesday evening to prevent demonstrating farmers on tractors from reaching the police station on Europaweg.

This reads like a sentence from some sort of sci-fi/fantasy novel where the author really struggled with devising original yet exotic sounding location names.


That would be a Frank Herbert novel, then, something like Dune? I read that and a number of sequels. I could never understand why it was a hit, though. I'd think most people would throw it out halfway through the first chapter.
 
2022-06-30 3:35:10 PM  

inglixthemad: This is an outrage! How dare they arrest:

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... Username checks out, I guess.
 
2022-06-30 3:36:43 PM  

lizaardvark: Pocket Ninja: The police hermetically sealed off the Gelderland municipality of Apeldoorn on Wednesday evening to prevent demonstrating farmers on tractors from reaching the police station on Europaweg.

This reads like a sentence from some sort of sci-fi/fantasy novel where the author really struggled with devising original yet exotic sounding location names.

That would be a Frank Herbert novel, then, something like Dune? I read that and a number of sequels. I could never understand why it was a hit, though. I'd think most people would throw it out halfway through the first chapter.


I'd like to see ol' Frank try and replicate the power of a Raspberry Pi 4 with a Mentat, let alone a supercomputer.
 
2022-06-30 3:59:37 PM  

Death by Spaghettification: "Hermetically sealed", interesting.  I wonder how one goes about that for an entire town.


Biodome!  But it might take a few days to build!

Or try the Chernobyl reactor concrete sarcophagus; but no guarantee on any survivors!!!
 
2022-06-30 7:58:39 PM  
LOL @ "jailbreak" in 2022. When is the last time that worked? 1822?
 
2022-07-01 2:50:25 AM  

Pocket Ninja: The police hermetically sealed off the Gelderland municipality of Apeldoorn on Wednesday evening to prevent demonstrating farmers on tractors from reaching the police station on Europaweg.

This reads like a sentence from some sort of sci-fi/fantasy novel where the author really struggled with devising original yet exotic sounding location names.


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