Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Twitter)   The "Even though I lost my primary by 10 points, I know there was election fraud" whiners are out in full force   (twitter.com) divider line
    More: Fail, shot  
•       •       •

3211 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Jun 2022 at 8:57 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



94 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2022-06-30 8:06:45 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-06-30 8:11:45 AM  
There has to have been fraud. He cheated and still lost, so the other candidates must hav3 cheated even more!
 
2022-06-30 8:21:24 AM  
How much of that is a grift, vs. how much of that is oversized ego? I'm betting it's a lot out of both categories.
 
2022-06-30 8:22:40 AM  
If I'm being honest I don't think most of these mushroom coveting idiots actually BELIEVES they won. They are emulating Little Donnie2Poops and hoping to rake in the donations just like him. Well.... Smaller scale since these ratfarking assholes all seem to be running for state offices. But they're trying to get some easy money by being belligerent, little shiats and screaming and snotting up on their party's preferred media.

Per Hitchin's Razor, this shiat can be dismissed.
 
2022-06-30 8:27:36 AM  
Roger Stone has a show on a channel named after (and presumably paid for by) the My Pillow guy?  The next time someone goes off on how "big tech" is silencing people I'm going to point them to this bullshiat.
 
2022-06-30 9:00:06 AM  
It's a shame we're not allowed to just taser Republicans whenever they're caught lying.
 
2022-06-30 9:01:09 AM  
"The Stone Zone"? ::snerk::
 
2022-06-30 9:01:38 AM  
The elections are fixed Republicans, so why even vote?
 
2022-06-30 9:01:43 AM  

Weaver95: It's a shame we're not allowed to just taser Republicans whenever they're caught lying.


Ain't nobody got the batteries for that.
 
2022-06-30 9:03:05 AM  

enry: Roger Stone has a show on a channel named after (and presumably paid for by) the My Pillow guy?  The next time someone goes off on how "big tech" is silencing people I'm going to point them to this bullshiat.


Same con they've been running since this comic traded on a joke that was already tired.

amptoons.comView Full Size


// can't have a Jesus complex if no one "persecutes" you
// and if no one's persecuting you, you'll just have to roll up your sleeves and get the hammer and nails yourself
// last one might be a bit tricky, but I believe in you
 
2022-06-30 9:03:16 AM  
You know why? Because it works.

/change my mind
 
2022-06-30 9:05:14 AM  

Weaver95: It's a shame we're not allowed to just taser Republicans politicians and judges whenever they're caught lying.


I'm pro-taser.
 
2022-06-30 9:07:56 AM  

enry: Roger Stone has a show on a channel named after (and presumably paid for by) the My Pillow guy?  The next time someone goes off on how "big tech" is silencing people I'm going to point them to this bullshiat.


Why do I feel like any description of that show has a metaphorical pair of hands grasping the sides, and pulling it open to display the contents?

I'm saying it's the political equivalent of goatse.
 
2022-06-30 9:08:01 AM  
This is what happens after 40 years of media legitimizing lunatic theories and BSABing ever farkin' story.    These people get high on their own supply all damn day.   It should surprise no one they are out of their farking minds.
 
2022-06-30 9:10:22 AM  
It's amazing to me that in 100% of cases, it's Dems committing 100% of the fraud. What are the odds?
 
2022-06-30 9:10:29 AM  
"In fully believe with all my heart that I won this election."

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-06-30 9:10:33 AM  
didn't he lose to another Republican?  It's a Primary.
So he is saying Republicans are committing voter fraud?
 
2022-06-30 9:10:35 AM  

Ragin' Asian: "The Stone Zone"? ::snerk::


The "Please, Fark My Wife Zone" was apparently taken.
 
2022-06-30 9:10:37 AM  
I have a question.

These guys always claim they know "they" committed fraud, but never say who "they" are.  "They" corrupted the courts, "they" control the legislature, "they" make sure the MSM doesn't tell the truth of all the fraud going on. So who is this all powerful "they," exactly, who never get named?

Just kidding. I know it's Jews.
 
2022-06-30 9:10:40 AM  
If I were to intentionally make false statements like these against a person (statements I know (or should know) to be false with the intent to defame), I would be subject to legal penalties.  Should this be any different?
 
2022-06-30 9:11:09 AM  
The GOP at large made a deal with the devil decades ago, deciding it was easier to run on bullshiat issues using bullshiat to support it than to base their electoral success on anything real.

In the old days, they used strong messaging discipline to "catapult" the bullshiat, and it worked wonders for them.

Today, in the age of Facebook and Fox News, this adherence to bullshiat as a strategy has gone feral, and they've unleashed an uncontrolled monster in their party that accepts nothing as fact and purely runs on rage and white entitlement.

I used to be sure it would kill the GOP eventually. And I still am.  It's just now I'm concerned it might kill ALL of us, first.
 
2022-06-30 9:11:37 AM  

MinatoArisato013: Ragin' Asian: "The Stone Zone"? ::snerk::

The "Please, Fark My Wife Zone" was apparently taken.


The Bone Zone?
 
2022-06-30 9:11:48 AM  
i.imgflip.comView Full Size
 
2022-06-30 9:12:44 AM  
"Any election we lose is clearly fraudulent. Any election we win is totally fine."

- Republicans
 
2022-06-30 9:13:03 AM  

SurfaceTension: How much of that is a grift, vs. how much of that is oversized ego? I'm betting it's a lot out of both categories.


I think a fair amount is reflex at this point. They have no songs of their own, so they do a cover of their favorite orange band.

The problem is that even the original song sucks.
 
2022-06-30 9:13:51 AM  
It works though, so...  we gonna do something about it?
 
2022-06-30 9:14:50 AM  
Even though Christie was a lesbian, she and I did it multiple times and ways and I pleasured her like no man ever could.

Wow.  Now my life sucks slightly less.  There might be something to this.

I rolled my 1979 Army paycheck in to Microsoft stock and as soon as I find those stocks, I'll be  a billionaire but I've been too busy to look in that envelope over there with my DD214,

That one needs work.
 
2022-06-30 9:14:58 AM  
2024 is going to be such an absolute clusterfark. Fark, people not even on the ballot can come out and claim they lost due to fraud.
 
2022-06-30 9:15:31 AM  
Sounds good to me, I approve of republican on republican violence.

Even his clown is hedging, just demanding a recount which is his right and he has to eat the cost for it. He won't go to court and if he does his lawyer will never utter the word fraud because then they'd have to actually present evidence.
 
2022-06-30 9:17:55 AM  
That's like the most opposite thing from the stone zone I remember from my college days.
 
2022-06-30 9:18:18 AM  
I know Scarlett Johansson wanted to marry me, but there was some kind of fraud.
 
2022-06-30 9:19:05 AM  
Wait, you spend boatloads of cash to win an election and can still lose to the other candidate?     How is that fair?   This is a bureaucracy isn't it?
 
2022-06-30 9:19:29 AM  
Lindell TV sounds like a bastion of enlightenment...
 
2022-06-30 9:19:32 AM  
We should have a law that says if you do this kind of thing, you lose your citizenship and they kick you out of the country on a raft.
 
2022-06-30 9:22:40 AM  
I wish skankyhot women would invite me into the Bone Zone.
 
2022-06-30 9:24:36 AM  
I can't imagine a channel that's nothing but lies and whining interspersed by demands that I buy shiatty foam-filled crap.
 
2022-06-30 9:25:09 AM  

enry: Roger Stone has a show on a channel named after (and presumably paid for by) the My Pillow guy?  The next time someone goes off on how "big tech" is silencing people I'm going to point them to this bullshiat.


They won't care.
 
2022-06-30 9:25:28 AM  
Hmm, sounds like there's real doubt as to the winner of this (and a bunch of other GQP primaries). I think you'll need to do a full investigation before putting a name on the general ballot in November.  Shouldn't take more than a year to complete, 18 months tops, but until then leave the GQP line on the ballot blank.
 
2022-06-30 9:25:34 AM  
The true long game of voter fraud is undermine the most basic math function, counting.  If you cast basic counting into doubt, all science becomes suspect, and the fascists can lash out at anything technical because the foundation has been sabotaged.
 
2022-06-30 9:25:35 AM  
Somehow the 8 year old strategy of "No fair, you cheated!" when one loses has solidly been a convincing argument for a good 30% of adult Americans.
 
2022-06-30 9:26:23 AM  
There's a Lindell TV?  Is that for people who think Newsmax is too lefty?
 
2022-06-30 9:26:33 AM  
If Democrats were sabotaging a Republican primary - wouldn't they want the biggest asshole to win?

If Republicans are sabotaging their own primary, shouldn't everyone punish them by voting Democratic?
 
2022-06-30 9:27:02 AM  
"...we have the information.  it's going to take us some time..."

media3.giphy.comView Full Size
 
2022-06-30 9:29:04 AM  
We know that the electoral process is corrupt, which is why we know that these true American candidates are having their elections stolen.  Every single election so far has had serious chain of custody issues: not one single ballot can be traced back to the specific voter who cast it.
 
2022-06-30 9:29:13 AM  

Por que tan serioso: I wish skankyhot women would invite me into the Bone Zone.


c.tenor.comView Full Size
 
2022-06-30 9:30:56 AM  

LucasLuminaro: Somehow the 8 year old strategy of "No fair, you cheated!" when one loses has solidly been a convincing argument for a good 30% of adult Americans.


I said before that Roy Moore's Senate loss and Bevin's gubanotorial reelection loss were trial runs of the strategy.

Those two lacked the popularity to really justify pushing the message (and as I understand Bevin really pissed off GOP leadership) but their efforts allowed Republicans to work out the proper refinement of the messaging.
 
2022-06-30 9:31:10 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-06-30 9:31:23 AM  

HallsOfMandos: Por que tan serioso: I wish skankyhot women would invite me into the Bone Zone.

[c.tenor.com image 392x498] [View Full Size image _x_]


memegenerator.netView Full Size
 
2022-06-30 9:32:07 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-06-30 9:33:39 AM  
It blows my mind that a failed business man best known for reality television is the downfall of democracy in this country. Talk about failing upwards.
 
Displayed 50 of 94 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.