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(Axios)   Maybe he's away at Edgelord Camp for the summer or something   ( divider line
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762 clicks; posted to Business » and Main » on 30 Jun 2022 at 6:25 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-06-30 5:44:47 AM  
Why it matters:It doesn't.
2022-06-30 6:11:34 AM  
What's next: Musk isn't known for his self-control

Grimes out front shoulda told you.
2022-06-30 7:46:39 AM  

Now we can has Herbert Diess as CEO of Tesla? 😍
2022-06-30 8:06:37 AM  
Maybe Elon was replaced by a clone created by the seekrit global pedo conspiracy. Better get Q on the job.

2022-06-30 8:09:26 AM  
Maybe the SEC dropped by and showed him the list of charges they're preparing.
2022-06-30 8:26:16 AM  
He's probably saving dolphin children in a Balinese shipwreck with his super-sub.  He needs to surface to communicate.
2022-06-30 9:25:05 AM  
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2022-06-30 9:25:33 AM  
It's really hard to find the right beads for his kid when it comes to making friendship bracelets. You can't just get the "Umlaut and Greek" pack at any craft store.
2022-06-30 10:31:19 AM  
He staged a suicide attempt with barbiturates to get sympathy and attention, but made a mistake in converting SI units to pounds/ounces and overdosed.
2022-06-30 10:37:10 AM  
The only tweeting I care about is from the birds in my backyard
2022-06-30 12:57:56 PM  
The best advice when told you talk too much, if there is any potential that they may be accurate, is to say nothing.

This does not apply to members of a group who have historically had their voices minimized, deemphasized, ridiculed or silenced by the majority.
2022-06-30 1:26:48 PM  
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2022-06-30 10:31:53 PM  
Probably couldn't pay his electric bill.
2022-07-01 2:14:45 AM  
He's recovering in the local burn center.

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