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2022-06-29 9:17:47 PM  
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2022-06-29 9:28:33 PM  
I'm very curious to see how the GOP will react to horrific social consequences of these abortion bans. Will they expand food assistance for struggling families? Reform the foster care system? Expand survivor benefits for children orphaned by what we're previously preventable deaths?
/The answer is no
 
2022-06-29 9:32:18 PM  

giantmeteor: I'm very curious to see how the GOP will react to horrific social consequences of these abortion bans. Will they expand food assistance for struggling families? Reform the foster care system? Expand survivor benefits for children orphaned by what we're previously preventable deaths?
/The answer is no


Thoughts and prayers.
 
2022-06-29 9:37:17 PM  

aleister_greynight: giantmeteor: I'm very curious to see how the GOP will react to horrific social consequences of these abortion bans. Will they expand food assistance for struggling families? Reform the foster care system? Expand survivor benefits for children orphaned by what we're previously preventable deaths?
/The answer is no

Thoughts and prayers.


Wild applause.
 
2022-06-29 9:59:17 PM  

giantmeteor: I'm very curious to see how the GOP will react to horrific social consequences of these abortion bans. Will they expand food assistance for struggling families? Reform the foster care system? Expand survivor benefits for children orphaned by what we're previously preventable deaths?
/The answer is no


They will build more jails. They will also lie about the "programs" they have to help the people they are about to kill and send into lives of poverty and servitude.

fark them all. Jesus, save us from your followers.
 
2022-06-29 10:02:49 PM  
 How many women have to die with an ectopic pregnancy before Republicans care? Trick question of course, they will never care.
 
2022-06-29 10:27:17 PM  

giantmeteor: I'm very curious to see how the GOP will react to horrific social consequences of these abortion bans. Will they expand food assistance for struggling families? Reform the foster care system? Expand survivor benefits for children orphaned by what we're previously preventable deaths?
/The answer is no


"one way to avoid dangerous pregnancies is to not be a slut?"
 
2022-06-29 10:33:32 PM  
Hey most of America shrugged when kids were dying in cages along the border.  Most of America will shrug again when their daughters lie dead in a back alley abortion clinic.

There is nothing more despicable and depraved than a religious family living in suburbia.
 
2022-06-29 10:42:38 PM  
Jeebus.

Christ needs to come back and have words with these farkers.
 
2022-06-29 10:48:49 PM  

dildo tontine: How many women have to die with an ectopic pregnancy before Republicans care? Trick question of course, they will never care.


They'll mourn the loss of the underdeveloped fetuses. They don't give a damn about women.
 
2022-06-29 10:56:03 PM  
I want to star implanting zenomorphs inside the penile canal of Republican politicians.
 
2022-06-29 10:56:47 PM  

mrshowrules: I want to star implanting zenomorphs inside the penile canal of Republican politicians.


Scratch that - it would be too merciful compared to an ectopic pregnancy.
 
2022-06-29 11:00:12 PM  

dildo tontine: How many women have to die with an ectopic pregnancy before Republicans care? Trick question of course, they will never care.


I'm sure there is a formula based on previous deaths of pregnant women due to inadequate health care access.  You know, Republican policy.
 
2022-06-29 11:18:02 PM  

Irving Maimway: Jeebus.

Christ needs to come back and have words with these farkers.


A little more than flipping tables would be nice too.
 
2022-06-29 11:23:38 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Irving Maimway: Jeebus.

Christ needs to come back and have words with these farkers.

A little more than flipping tables would be nice too.


It was never said he had kids but he was a cult leader so you know he was getting laid.  Don't tell me he hasn't thrown a few falcon punches during his time on Earth.
 
2022-06-29 11:24:51 PM  
Please stop farking republicans.
 
2022-06-29 11:39:14 PM  
Ectopic pregnancies, never work to the birth thing. I had one, thankfully a long time ago. Terrible pain. No chance of birth. Got it surgically removed. Had a baby years later, which I wouldn't be able to to if I was Dead!!
 
2022-06-30 2:21:22 AM  

Irving Maimway: Jeebus.

Christ needs to come back and have words with these farkers.


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2022-06-30 2:34:29 AM  

blastoh: giantmeteor: I'm very curious to see how the GOP will react to horrific social consequences of these abortion bans. Will they expand food assistance for struggling families? Reform the foster care system? Expand survivor benefits for children orphaned by what we're previously preventable deaths?
/The answer is no

"one way to avoid dangerous pregnancies is to not be a slut?"


I've never understood the reasoning behind men who shame sexually active women. In terms of simple sexual economics, more sexually active women increases their probability of getting laid.
I went to college during peak bro culture in the late 00's, and was struck by the absurd frat boy mentality of trying to fark as many women as possible while at the same time slut-shaming women who do the same. Basic math will tell you that that is an absurdity.
Story problem time:
Assume a population divided evenly between 1000 straight men and 1000 straight women at a small midwestern college. Also assume that no one in either group is having sex outside of the population. In this model both sets are equally sexually active in the aggregate. L
Now assume that the entire male population are dude-bros looking score. In this model we'll use a standard distribution to show the number of sexual partners for each dude-bro in the population. The mean of the distribution is 8 sexual partners in a year, with a standard deviation of 4 partners. There will be 150 on the high end with 12 or more partners, and 150 on the low end with 4 or less. Where one falls in the distribution is driven by a number of factors; social skills, physical attractiveness, daddy's money, and being named Preston.
Now let's look at the 1000 women; we will also assume that their number of partners falls on a similar standard distribution.
Because this model assumes a closed population, an increase in the sexual activity of one group will increase the sexual activity for the other; simply put there are more sexual opportunities available to be distributed based on the other factors. Or to put it more simply; more sexually active women, means more dudebros getting laid at all points in the distribution.

Slut-shaming is just bad economics.
 
2022-06-30 3:12:20 AM  
And all the GQP allows the doctors to give are "thoughts and prayers".
 
2022-06-30 3:14:53 AM  
So, they're going to just watch them until they start dying.. which is inevitable under the circumstances.
 
2022-06-30 3:15:36 AM  
This is terrible.

We should gift Mitch McConnell more judges until he agrees to go to lunch with us.
 
2022-06-30 3:15:50 AM  
I was going to make a snarky comment about the Hippocratic Oath, but a quick search to verify my spelling found this:

In 1973, the US Supreme Court rejected the oath as a guide to medical ethics and practice by stating that the oath is incapable of covering the latest developments and methods of medical practice and research.
 
2022-06-30 3:16:12 AM  

blastoh: giantmeteor: I'm very curious to see how the GOP will react to horrific social consequences of these abortion bans. Will they expand food assistance for struggling families? Reform the foster care system? Expand survivor benefits for children orphaned by what we're previously preventable deaths?
/The answer is no

"one way to avoid dangerous pregnancies is to not be a slut?"


And what about married women? I feel like married women are being forgotten about in this debate. "Don't have sex if you don't want to be pregnant." So are married women supposed to stop having sex with their husband until after they go through menopause? Because there are plenty of married women having abortions due to economic factors or just not wanting more kids.
 
2022-06-30 3:19:53 AM  

Alphax: So, they're going to just watch them until they start dying.. which is inevitable under the circumstances.


Pretty much. "The Cruelty Is The Point".
 
2022-06-30 3:21:40 AM  

giantmeteor: I'm very curious to see how the GOP will react to horrific social consequences of these abortion bans. Will they expand food assistance for struggling families? Reform the foster care system? Expand survivor benefits for children orphaned by what we're previously preventable deaths?
/The answer is no


Then I guess those children should have thought twice about being born.
 
2022-06-30 3:22:33 AM  
USA USA USA USA
 
2022-06-30 3:24:56 AM  

dildo tontine: How many women have to die with an ectopic pregnancy before Republicans care?


Somewhere from 600k to 900k per year.
 
2022-06-30 3:26:05 AM  

giantmeteor: I'm very curious to see how the GOP will react to horrific social consequences of these abortion bans.


With glee.
 
2022-06-30 3:26:14 AM  
Biden needs to send the military into Missouri and evacuate all women and womxn.  Even against their own will.  Because if they refuse, they have been stockholm sydromed and need to be deprogrammed.  If men get in the way, the military needs to eliminate the threat.
 
2022-06-30 3:27:10 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: Irving Maimway: Jeebus.

Christ needs to come back and have words with these farkers.

A little more than flipping tables would be nice too.


It might be an attention getter. They sure haven't paid much attention to the words attributed to him..
 
2022-06-30 3:27:16 AM  
This is violence.

Just remember, that this is, 100%, violence against anyone with even the potential to get pregnant. This is a terrorism campaign.

React to that how you will, but know that one side has already decided to start being violent.

6 Justices gave their approval for the violence to begin, and thousands of people are enacting it. Just because it's being done under the color of the state doesn't mean it's not violence.
 
2022-06-30 3:27:21 AM  
The cruelty is the point.
 
2022-06-30 3:28:39 AM  
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2022-06-30 3:30:31 AM  

brokenbiscuits: aleister_greynight: giantmeteor: I'm very curious to see how the GOP will react to horrific social consequences of these abortion bans. Will they expand food assistance for struggling families? Reform the foster care system? Expand survivor benefits for children orphaned by what we're previously preventable deaths?
/The answer is no

Thoughts and prayers.

Wild applause.


Indifferent shrugs.
 
2022-06-30 3:31:22 AM  

dildo tontine: How many women have to die with an ectopic pregnancy before Republicans care?


All of them.
 
2022-06-30 3:32:17 AM  
So have we had enough of the 1st, the 2nd, the Senate, and unfettered capitalism?
 
2022-06-30 3:33:24 AM  

dildo tontine: How many women have to die with an ectopic pregnancy before Republicans care? Trick question of course, they will never care.


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because infinity isn't a number.
 
2022-06-30 3:34:05 AM  
don't forget to sue the dead slut's estate to cover burial expenses for the preborn child.
 
2022-06-30 3:36:04 AM  

mrshowrules: mrshowrules: I want to star implanting zenomorphs inside the penile canal of Republican politicians.

Scratch that - it would be too merciful compared to an ectopic pregnancy.


You know, you can take that fertilized blastocyst and implant it a man's penile canal, or colon or almost anywhere inside. If it attaches, it will do what it would do in the fallopian tube of a woman as an ectopic pregnancy.
 
2022-06-30 3:42:51 AM  

giantmeteor: I'm very curious to see how the GOP will react to horrific social consequences of these abortion bans. Will they expand food assistance for struggling families? Reform the foster care system? Expand survivor benefits for children orphaned by what we're previously preventable deaths?
/The answer is no


They will proably pass legislation shielding the hospitals & medical staff from being sued for malpractice, negligence, and/or wrongful deaths in cases involving an ectoptic pregnancy.
 
2022-06-30 3:45:22 AM  

giantmeteor: Or to put it more simply; more sexually active women, means more dudebros getting laid at all points in the distribution.


Your forgetting the opportunities for these dudebros to jack eachother off in the locker room.
 
2022-06-30 3:46:51 AM  
Sorry, Republican Jesus says you need to prove you're on the verge of hemorrhaging to death before you're permitted to end the sacred pregnancy. And should you survive, you should feel bad for not fulfilling your purpose. Really, wouldn't have it been better to have died with a clean conscience?
 
2022-06-30 3:56:59 AM  
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1. drink beer
2. kill gods

/3. I don't see any gods around here
.d: Do you?
 
2022-06-30 3:57:45 AM  
The GOP is gonna complain that the Democrats didn't warn them strongly enough that this would happen.
 
2022-06-30 4:19:58 AM  

dildo tontine: How many women have to die with an ectopic pregnancy before Republicans care? Trick question of course, they will never care.


Theyll care enough to pass a law making it illegal to mention ectopic pregnancies in medical reports
 
2022-06-30 4:21:38 AM  
This is where civil disobedience comes in. The doctors should perform the abortions and tell the state to take their best shot.
 
2022-06-30 4:26:01 AM  

qorkfiend: This is where civil disobedience comes in. The doctors should perform the abortions and tell the state to take their best shot.


Should happen, certainly.  Though when they pass laws requiring doctors to lie to their patients, I didn't notice much if any pushback there.
 
2022-06-30 4:26:50 AM  
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2022-06-30 4:30:52 AM  
If I'm a bereaved husband of a woman and baby who just spent hours dying in agony in front of me while the people who could help were rendered helpless, the people responsible would pay a very heavy price.
 
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