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(CBS News)   Assault and battery suspect in San Francisco is more literal than most   (cbsnews.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Injury, SAN FRANCISCO, San Francisco Police Department, San Francisco police officers, robbery suspect, Tort law, Transport, 47-year-old victim  
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2022-06-30 2:54:46 AM  
Came for the Battery Street reveal, leaving disappointed
 
2022-06-30 2:56:40 AM  
Is the peanut ok?
 
2022-06-30 2:58:08 AM  
Police are hoping to get a jump on the suspect, but currently have no leads, making it hard to apply a charge. They plan to amp this up into a high-voltage investigation, with hopes of landing him in a cell. He's evaded capture thus far, perhaps through use of acid wit, or maybe just straight-up li-ion about who he is.
 
2022-06-30 3:02:37 AM  
This guy will be in D Cell in no time..I'm positive...
 
2022-06-30 3:07:26 AM  
I thought that was more of a Philadelphia thing.
 
2022-06-30 3:22:54 AM  

trerro: Police are hoping to get a jump on the suspect, but currently have no leads, making it hard to apply a charge. They plan to amp this up into a high-voltage investigation, with hopes of landing him in a cell. He's evaded capture thus far, perhaps through use of acid wit, or maybe just straight-up li-ion about who he is.


I'm resisting the negative attraction of asking you watt possessed you to transform all the puns in a one capacitor post. It's entirely ungrounded behavior. You have a switch and chose to leave it on. Quite frankly, I'm shocked.
 
2022-06-30 3:46:18 AM  

powhound: trerro: Police are hoping to get a jump on the suspect, but currently have no leads, making it hard to apply a charge. They plan to amp this up into a high-voltage investigation, with hopes of landing him in a cell. He's evaded capture thus far, perhaps through use of acid wit, or maybe just straight-up li-ion about who he is.

I'm resisting the negative attraction of asking you watt possessed you to transform all the puns in a one capacitor post. It's entirely ungrounded behavior. You have a switch and chose to leave it on. Quite frankly, I'm shocked.


One spark and I'm wired to go. This is definitely a place to keep with the flow of currant events, and there's no resistance to running a circuit through these forums. I have no intention of insulating myself from the surge of puns, and will only add to their power.
 
2022-06-30 4:12:25 AM  
I got a real charge out of this one.⚡
 
2022-06-30 4:30:40 AM  

Ivo Shandor: I thought that was more of a Philadelphia thing.


I would have thought Brixton.

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2022-06-30 4:37:20 AM  

foo monkey: Is the peanut ok?


One was assaulted.
 
2022-06-30 4:41:03 AM  

trerro: Police are hoping to get a jump on the suspect, but currently have no leads, making it hard to apply a charge. They plan to amp this up into a high-voltage investigation, with hopes of landing him in a cell. He's evaded capture thus far, perhaps through use of acid wit, or maybe just straight-up li-ion about who he is.


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2022-06-30 4:41:30 AM  

powhound: trerro: Police are hoping to get a jump on the suspect, but currently have no leads, making it hard to apply a charge. They plan to amp this up into a high-voltage investigation, with hopes of landing him in a cell. He's evaded capture thus far, perhaps through use of acid wit, or maybe just straight-up li-ion about who he is.

I'm resisting the negative attraction of asking you watt possessed you to transform all the puns in a one capacitor post. It's entirely ungrounded behavior. You have a switch and chose to leave it on. Quite frankly, I'm shocked.


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2022-06-30 4:42:01 AM  

trerro: powhound: trerro: Police are hoping to get a jump on the suspect, but currently have no leads, making it hard to apply a charge. They plan to amp this up into a high-voltage investigation, with hopes of landing him in a cell. He's evaded capture thus far, perhaps through use of acid wit, or maybe just straight-up li-ion about who he is.

I'm resisting the negative attraction of asking you watt possessed you to transform all the puns in a one capacitor post. It's entirely ungrounded behavior. You have a switch and chose to leave it on. Quite frankly, I'm shocked.

One spark and I'm wired to go. This is definitely a place to keep with the flow of currant events, and there's no resistance to running a circuit through these forums. I have no intention of insulating myself from the surge of puns, and will only add to their power.


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2022-06-30 4:44:23 AM  
Hope no negativity from postings...
 
2022-06-30 5:46:17 AM  
What car battery fails in summer? Oh, a San Fransico summer.
/no need to list all the ways a battery could fail besides not cold cranking.
 
2022-06-30 6:09:06 AM  

ProfessorTerguson: This is definitely a place to keep with the flow of currant events


I love currant events, they're my jam!
 
2022-06-30 6:10:16 AM  

ProfessorTerguson: Hope no negativity from postings...


It was a good way to Kirchhoff the thread.
 
2022-06-30 6:12:25 AM  
Reasonably SFW (not the "motherf*****" version):
Eddie Murphy's Stand Up Comedy Routine (FULL), First Appearance on Johnny Carson Show
Youtube w1TKGtai7og
 
2022-06-30 6:41:29 AM  
Surprisingly good, clear CCTV pictures. Normally they look like pics of bigfoot.
 
2022-06-30 6:56:23 AM  
"The victim said he confronted the suspect as he tried leave before the suspect pushed the victim to the ground as he exited the store with the batter"

Cold day in hell that I put myself in the way of someone stealing something.  What are you protecting? Let them go it's not your money anyway.  Maybe if our corporate overlords actually gave a fark about us I would care a bit more but at this point I'd hold the door open for them.
 
2022-06-30 7:05:48 AM  
So people won't wear a mask, even to hide who they are?


........
fark humanity
 
2022-06-30 10:42:09 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2022-06-30 10:57:07 AM  
Genesis - Robbery, Assault and Battery
Youtube 1SBkppkWYFc
 
2022-06-30 6:03:37 PM  
It's been interesting to see that even San Fran has a breaking point with officials who shrug their shoulders in the face of rampant theft and violence.
 
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