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(CNN)   Xerox CEO John Visentin dies unexpectedly at 59. Copy that   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Visentin's death, Takeover, President, Speaker, Management occupations, Chairman, vice chairman, Xerox  
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2022-06-29 9:49:56 PM  
Xerox CEO John Visentin dies unexpectedly at 59
 
2022-06-29 10:08:38 PM  
Copy that, over.
 
2022-06-29 10:10:56 PM  
That
 
2022-06-29 10:50:08 PM  

RosevilleDan: Xerox CEO John Visentin dies unexpectedly at 59

 
2022-06-29 10:51:51 PM  
I was going to go with something to the effect of 'They should have made a copy'.
 
2022-06-29 10:54:17 PM  
"REPEAT".
 
2022-06-29 11:13:19 PM  
Xerox CEO John Visentin dies unexpectedly at 59
 
2022-06-29 11:21:18 PM  
Unfortunately the copy is also dead.

I'm interested in how deeply Covid affected the whole office paper thing. It seems like it really moved the paperless office forward.
 
2022-06-30 12:03:00 AM  
Note that Xerox took about the 5 mins to replace the guy at the top.
 
2022-06-30 12:36:13 AM  
Will he be buried in portrait or landscape?
 
2022-06-30 12:38:05 AM  
They were going to have an open casket, but it got stapled upon completion.
 
2022-06-30 12:40:42 AM  
This bears repeating
 
2022-06-30 12:41:23 AM  
This bears repeating, but not collated
 
2022-06-30 12:46:26 AM  
Could you imagine if the casket was 3d printed, but ran out of ink half way through?  Legs just dangling out.

Could you imagine if he wanted to be cremated? There would be lots of available kindling.

Could you imagine if he wanted to be returned to the earth naturally... in recycled paper?
 
2022-06-30 12:50:25 AM  
He's survived by his widow Dot M.

He liked older models.
 
2022-06-30 1:38:19 AM  
May he rest in PC Load Letter.
 
2022-06-30 1:45:16 AM  
He will be replaced by a far more reliable Canon.
 
2022-06-30 9:07:28 AM  
He'd been obviously sick for quite a while now so it really wasn't a huge surprise.

The surprise was this morning, my inbox had yesterday's email announcement, and right above, an email from this morning from the deceased, noting my anniversary.

Gotta screencap that for posterity...
 
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