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(Twitter)   Today's embarrassing rap video from a politician comes from Ontario's Conservative MP of Bay of Quinte. Theroux, Duke & Jones it is not   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-06-29 5:52:09 PM  
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2022-06-29 9:33:34 PM  
0_o
 
2022-06-29 9:59:16 PM  
Hah! I made it to 50 seconds, Beat that!
 
2022-06-29 9:59:39 PM  

tonguedepressor: Hah! I made it to 50 seconds, Beat that!


57!
 
2022-06-29 9:59:44 PM  
>barf!<
 
2022-06-29 10:00:05 PM  
I would just note for the record that this is the extraordinarily rare Canadian politics natural trifecta.
 
2022-06-29 10:01:13 PM  
Is "jiggle jiggle" a reference to his man-boobs?
 
2022-06-29 10:03:07 PM  
Also, obligatory:
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2022-06-29 10:03:10 PM  

dailygrinds: tonguedepressor: Hah! I made it to 50 seconds, Beat that!

57!


I watched the whole thing. *sob*

I hate that the Cons have learned that stupid bullshiat gimmick nonsense is rewarded with exposure.
 
2022-06-29 10:05:03 PM  
Fruity Pebbles - Rap Master Commercial
Youtube 1AVvvVBPKTo
 
2022-06-29 10:05:22 PM  
When I would prefer to listen to Wesley Willis on repeat, you suck.

I Wupped Batman's Ass
Youtube k8gHubY94rA
 
2022-06-29 10:06:18 PM  
It did clear the very low bar set with the MAGA rap story from this morning.  Just barely though.
 
2022-06-29 10:06:46 PM  

Ragin' Asian: When I would prefer to listen to Wesley Willis on repeat, you suck.

[YouTube video: I Wupped Batman's Ass]


Wesley was a golden god!
 
2022-06-29 10:09:05 PM  
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2022-06-29 10:13:50 PM  
This awkward moment just came to mind:

Tom Steyer Dances To Juvenile's Back That Azz Up
Youtube I8vqMo1Nqmw
 
2022-06-29 10:17:52 PM  
Crazy mutherfucker named
 
2022-06-29 10:21:02 PM  
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2022-06-29 10:22:53 PM  
I'll come in again:

Crazy mutherfarker named Politaire
From the gang called torys playing solitaire
I get called up
I pull a sawed off
I poll at 15% and think I can take over the country.

The police are gonna have to come and get me
and my truck
Out of Ottawa
I don't have a job and I don't give a fark
 
2022-06-29 10:25:43 PM  
I lived in/near that riding for a while.

It's... not a great place.
 
2022-06-29 10:26:57 PM  
And IIRC that riding was gerrymandered by the Harper Cons right around the time I was living there.
 
2022-06-29 10:29:15 PM  
What a quinte
 
2022-06-29 10:30:05 PM  
aaaaand that was the area that rapey murdering wing commander operated in.

My mom used to see the woman he killed around town and looked terrified all the time.

Ya, that was when he was stalking her.
 
2022-06-29 10:32:07 PM  

jaytkay: What a quinte


With the pronunciation it would have been better if you said "Well that's pretty quinte".

Kwin tee
 
2022-06-29 10:33:18 PM  

tonguedepressor: Hah! I made it to 50 seconds, Beat that!


I don't know what second it was, but I made it as far as "jiggle jiggle...inflation makes you wiggle, wiggle".


Who comes up with the ideas to make these things? Is it the politician themselves? Are they trying to make them cringy so that they'll go viral? If not, who's responsible for the production? Who signs off on the draft video, saying "yup, this motherfarker is hard. Let's polish this up and ship it out stat."

/nothing says 'rap video' quite like a white guy in a polo shirt that shows off his moobs.
 
2022-06-29 10:35:12 PM  
Also, where is the version en français? Or do conservative MPs not acknowledge the francophones?
 
2022-06-29 10:41:31 PM  

New Rising Sun: Also, where is the version en français? Or do conservative MPs not acknowledge the francophones?


They hate QC despite all the racist nonsense that goes on there.

I think it's jealousy really which is why we are seeing this WEXIT bullsh*t.
 
2022-06-29 10:50:06 PM  

patcarew: I'll come in again:

Crazy mutherfarker named Politaire
From the gang called torys playing solitaire
I get called up
I pull a sawed off
I poll at 15% and think I can take over the country.

The police are gonna have to come and get me
and my truck
Out of Ottawa
I don't have a job and I don't give a fark


Nice, but I prefer Gwar's cover -
Here's a little something from a God to a slave,
I never should of been let out the farking microwave!
We're on this planet and we're running amok,
I should give a shiat but I don't give a fark!
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
I need a mother-farking suckadickalickalong!
Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew.
You don't want to farking fark me? I'll fark you!
This is your ass, and I'm in it.
My man sexy will fark you up in a minuet.
With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
Then I'll fark your ass till its rimless!
 
2022-06-29 11:31:31 PM  
If every country's conservatives say they can fix a global problem with local solutions...
 
2022-06-29 11:33:46 PM  
It would've been entertaining if he had modulated his voice to sound like a chipmunk. Like Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Buttermilk Biscuits! - Sir mix-A-Lot | Lyrics
Youtube owivLS7rHXg
 
2022-06-30 12:15:06 AM  

tonguedepressor: Hah! I made it to 50 seconds, Beat that!


48 here you KING!
 
2022-06-30 12:25:58 AM  
Rap Against Rape - What did I do wrong? - The Late Late Show
Youtube 9h2c5v8IZNA
 
2022-06-30 12:45:47 AM  
A licky boom boom down
 
2022-06-30 3:38:46 AM  
When I want to grasp the Canadian zeitgeist I check Canadian teen influencers who back in May were getting annoyed.


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Do Canadian conservatives do things just to annoy the Libs and little girls?
 
2022-06-30 7:24:00 AM  
27 seconds for me.
 
2022-06-30 10:32:46 AM  
Nice ode to your moobs...

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2022-06-30 11:18:49 AM  
I guess what I'll never understand is why the good people of Alberta, or Texas or wherever think that if they broke off and formed their own government, why would the oil/gas people suddenly start to share the money with them when they've lost all their leverage. It's like they don't even know how capitalism works.
 
2022-06-30 3:54:39 PM  
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(can't use the moniker of "master" ever)
 
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