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3170 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Jun 2022 at 10:46 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-29 5:42:51 PM  
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2022-06-29 5:46:06 PM  
I don't think Hutchinson claimed that at all, but keep drinking.
 
2022-06-29 5:58:25 PM  
Low level staffer. Just fetching coffee. Hardly knew her. I think she called out that day. Just f*cking pick an excuse you Sallies.

Y'all took NOTES and minutes for a seditious conspiracy. This is what trying to frame thing in prep school terms means when you're trying to overthrow the government. If any of y'all had maybe studied military history you'd have figured that one out.

Let's not forget that Fox helped promote this dumpster fire. Actively. Because they wanted to bethe first to break the news that Real Americans strung up Pence and Pelosi.
 
2022-06-29 6:02:44 PM  
Pirro is a dope and nobody who can tie their own shoes listens to or believes a thing she says.
 
2022-06-29 6:47:27 PM  

dr_blasto: Pirro is a dope and nobody who can tie their own shoes listens to or believes a thing she says.


Hah joke's on them!!

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2022-06-29 7:14:02 PM  

markie_farkie: dr_blasto: Pirro is a dope and nobody who can tie their own shoes listens to or believes a thing she says.

Hah joke's on them!!

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You know those slip on, right?
The laces are decoration and I think I just peed a little. That is just.....lol
 
2022-06-29 8:00:38 PM  
Bartles and Jaymes more likely.

/ Jeez, now I want a Tom Collins.
 
2022-06-29 9:16:04 PM  

markie_farkie: dr_blasto: Pirro is a dope and nobody who can tie their own shoes listens to or believes a thing she says.

Hah joke's on them!!

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Oh gross. I think I just threw up a little
 
2022-06-29 9:28:56 PM  

dr_blasto: markie_farkie: dr_blasto: Pirro is a dope and nobody who can tie their own shoes listens to or believes a thing she says.

Hah joke's on them!!

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Oh gross. I think I just threw up a little


How can anyone idolize a schlub that looks like Dump?

At least Reagan knew how to wear a suit, comb his hair and carry himself like a statesman while he worked to dismantle American democracy.

But I guess to the stained t-shirt and sweatpants crowd, TFG looks like he's the Chosen One.
 
2022-06-29 9:36:40 PM  
They can't counter this and as usual their only defense is to go after the messenger.
 
2022-06-29 9:40:09 PM  
"I have two sources..."

"Sources say the Secret Service..."

"Sources refute..."

Get on the record under oath then, cowards.

That needs to be the message from Democrats. Not "they refused to testify under oath." But instead, "Republicans are too cowardly to testify under oath." Paint them as the cowards they are, trying to influence opinion from the edges.
 
2022-06-29 10:30:40 PM  
Calling her low level?  Low level staffers are the ones who are ignored and can be 'right there,' and never be noticed or acknowledged.*


*Unless they save their dress with the dna
 
2022-06-29 10:47:40 PM  

cretinbob: I don't think Hutchinson claimed that at all, but keep drinking.


Exactly. She's the best witness because for most of it she was just a fly on the wall.
 
2022-06-29 10:48:41 PM  
Magnificent, subby.
 
2022-06-29 10:49:33 PM  

Kubo: "I have two sources..."

"Sources say the Secret Service..."

"Sources refute..."

Get on the record under oath then, cowards.

That needs to be the message from Democrats. Not "they refused to testify under oath." But instead, "Republicans are too cowardly to testify under oath." Paint them as the cowards they are, trying to influence opinion from the edges.


"only guilty people plead the fifth " with that clip of **45 saying that.
 
2022-06-29 10:50:02 PM  
Always interesting to see what marching orders still get obeyed as the star starts to fall from the sky.

Janine is a good soldier.  She'll get to have paid speaking engagements when this is all over.
 
2022-06-29 10:50:27 PM  
That lady aint got any Jolly Ranchers in her Zima.
 
2022-06-29 10:50:43 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

Acyn: Jeanine says she has two sources that say Hutchinson was low level and was not in the center of the room when major things were being discussed https://t.co/PDBbbR4yfO


Get farked, you nazi twunt
 
2022-06-29 10:51:06 PM  
I thought she was a wino, not someone who drinks hard liquor.
 
2022-06-29 10:51:34 PM  

markie_farkie: dr_blasto: Pirro is a dope and nobody who can tie their own shoes listens to or believes a thing she says.

Hah joke's on them!!

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The lack of RWB lights in the heel may make people question if you love America. Buy the deluxe MAGA shoes for only $19.99 more.
 
2022-06-29 10:51:39 PM  
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2022-06-29 10:52:28 PM  

Weatherkiss: I thought she was a wino, not someone who drinks hard liquor.


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2022-06-29 10:52:44 PM  
Who knew that desperation smelled so stinky?

We will all wait for these folks to agree to take an oath and provide testimony that contradicts Hutchinson's.

And wait. And wait.
 
2022-06-29 11:00:07 PM  
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2022-06-29 11:01:49 PM  
John Barron and David Dennison don't count as two sources, drinky.
 
2022-06-29 11:02:54 PM  
markie_farkie:
But I guess to the stained t-shirt and sweatpants crowd, TFG looks like he's the Chosen One.

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/just to add to the vomit party
 
2022-06-29 11:03:00 PM  

markie_farkie: dr_blasto: Pirro is a dope and nobody who can tie their own shoes listens to or believes a thing she says.

Hah joke's on them!!

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May contain substances known to the state of California to cause cancer and reproductive harm.
 
2022-06-29 11:03:13 PM  
"Judge" winebox says something stupid. Must be a day ending in Y.
 
2022-06-29 11:03:44 PM  
Man, they should come forward and get on the record then. It's not like the Jan 6 committee ever corroborated their information.
 
2022-06-29 11:06:21 PM  
Who are two people who have definitely been in my kitchen.
Let's go for Potent Potables for 1200, Alex.
 
2022-06-29 11:08:03 PM  

CrazyCurt: Bartles and Jaymes more likely.

/ Jeez, now I want a Tom Collins.


By the barrel.
 
2022-06-29 11:08:53 PM  
I never thought I'd hear a screech as gratingly intolerable as Nancy Grace. Here we are.
 
2022-06-29 11:10:34 PM  

dr_blasto: Pirro is a dope and nobody who can tie their own shoes listens to or believes a thing she says.


Yeah my first thought when reading the headline was, "Oh, kinda like a Jeannine Pirro then."
 
2022-06-29 11:11:56 PM  
George Thorogood probably knows some of the same folks.
 
2022-06-29 11:14:53 PM  

Flincher: Original: Original Tweet:
Acyn: Jeanine says she has two sources that say Hutchinson was low level and was not in the center of the room when major things were being discussed https://t.co/PDBbbR4yfO

Get farked, you nazi twunt


Jeane is right. Shudder. Hutchinson wasn't in the center of the room. Aides sit against the wall. We have the pictures from her testimony to prove it. She would be sitting behind Meadows while he and Trump plotted the coup.
 
2022-06-29 11:16:21 PM  
Can't find the gif of Jost getting nailed by a 12' no-look, over the shoulder wine toss, but found a pic 1 second later.

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2022-06-29 11:17:59 PM  

markie_farkie: dr_blasto: Pirro is a dope and nobody who can tie their own shoes listens to or believes a thing she says.

Hah joke's on them!!

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What a lucky kid!  Mine had to settle for these Trae Youngs.  Far less superior in that 1) black guy 2) his face isn't even depicted on them 3) Uber manly-man TGF could definitely kick Trae's ass

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2022-06-29 11:19:16 PM  

Weatherkiss: I thought she was a wino, not someone who drinks hard liquor.


Well, one of the sources is reportedly on The Night Train.
 
2022-06-29 11:22:33 PM  
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She's so low level THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES has to personally approve her travel requests.
 
2022-06-29 11:28:36 PM  

Weatherkiss: I thought she was a wino, not someone who drinks hard liquor.


She's making an exception this time. Her usual evening libation consisting of 3 boxes o' Franzia just isn't potent enough to deal with something like this.
 
2022-06-29 11:30:50 PM  

CrazyCurt: Bartles and Jaymes more likely.

/ Jeez, now I want a Tom Collins.


M O O N that spells moon.
 
2022-06-29 11:32:56 PM  

LurkerSupreme: Weatherkiss: I thought she was a wino, not someone who drinks hard liquor.

She's making an exception this time. Her usual evening libation consisting of 3 boxes o' Franzia just isn't potent enough to deal with something like this.


Colin Jost: "I hate ask this, Judge Jeanine, but have you been drinking?"
Jeanine Pirro (Cecily): "I jus' had a glass of wine with dinnr"
CJ: "What did you have for dinner?"
JP: "TWO BOXES OF WINE!"
 
2022-06-29 11:35:02 PM  

hubiestubert: Low level staffer. Just fetching coffee. Hardly knew her. I think she called out that day. Just f*cking pick an excuse you Sallies.

Y'all took NOTES and minutes for a seditious conspiracy. This is what trying to frame thing in prep school terms means when you're trying to overthrow the government. If any of y'all had maybe studied military history you'd have figured that one out.

Let's not forget that Fox helped promote this dumpster fire. Actively. Because they wanted to bethe first to break the news that Real Americans strung up Pence and Pelosi.


If she was a nothingburger, why the essay answer-length tweets? He had a lot to deflect for someone of no consequence.

Donnie is the shiattiest liar, because methinks he always doth protest so much.  I'm surprised he didn't invoke locusts and natural disasters.
 
2022-06-29 11:35:21 PM  

maxandgrinch: Calling her low level?  Low level staffers are the ones who are ignored and can be 'right there,' and never be noticed or acknowledged.*


*Unless they save their dress with the dna


And, I'm guessing, were clearly visible in the documentary footage, so Pirro is pissing into the wind.
 
2022-06-29 11:36:16 PM  

markie_farkie: dr_blasto: Pirro is a dope and nobody who can tie their own shoes listens to or believes a thing she says.

Hah joke's on them!!

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For a moment I thought his grift sites would have condoms to sell with his face on them, but he doesn't seem to have much use for them.
 
2022-06-29 11:40:46 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: That lady aint got any Jolly Ranchers in her Zima.


Grape Jolly Ranchers plus Zima equals Malt Duck.
High School Mixology is a petty easy Boy Scout badge to get.
 
2022-06-29 11:42:00 PM  

Skarekrough: Always interesting to see what marching orders still get obeyed as the star starts to fall from the sky.

Janine is a good soldier.  She'll get to have paid speaking engagements when this is all over.


Doubtful. She's getting a little too old for broadcasting and everybody's already got a drunk aunt that'll rant and rave for a lot cheaper.
 
2022-06-29 11:42:39 PM  
some reporter no one cares about says something slightly tangential in response to Lynn Cheney falling asleep at her desk
 
2022-06-29 11:45:43 PM  
Nice one Subby, a totally believable headline.
 
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