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1178 clicks; posted to Food » on 29 Jun 2022 at 5:35 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-29 4:35:49 PM  
the duppy household will not be celebrating fark all this year
 
2022-06-29 4:39:05 PM  

duppy: the duppy household will not be celebrating fark all this year


Indeed.  The Ham household will be taking a knee as well.
 
2022-06-29 4:46:31 PM  
Biden could have fixed this: He COULD have moved the official celebration day to the weekend, but "No, it's tradition!" It's tradition to get up hungover the next day and slog to work; then suffer all day and do a half-ass job. Why aren't all holidays ON THE WEEKEND???

Biden could have fixed this most urgent problem. But he chose not to.
 
2022-06-29 4:50:51 PM  

Combustion: Biden could have fixed this: He COULD have moved the official celebration day to the weekend, but "No, it's tradition!" It's tradition to get up hungover the next day and slog to work; then suffer all day and do a half-ass job. Why aren't all holidays ON THE WEEKEND???

Biden could have fixed this most urgent problem. But he chose not to.


He doesn't WANT to.

He has a super duper double super secret ultra majority in the house, senate, galactic senate, illuminati council, stone cutters council of masters, and the boy scouts of America but he secretly hates America and never does anything. He also still owes me a pony.
 
2022-06-29 5:41:23 PM  
The hidden baby you have keep forever is a nice touch.
 
2022-06-29 5:46:08 PM  
There are places, a person could get seriously killed by rednecks attempting that recipe in public.
 
2022-06-29 6:01:22 PM  
I'll be deep in maga country Va.  I will go to the fireworks/carnival.  I'll try to capture pics of people in full confederate flag suits for future mocking.  They'll be there, I guarantee it. It's spread out enough to not be overcrowded like up here in NJ.

/quality fireworks show
//southern people are polite
///level 3 maga, but polite
 
2022-06-29 6:07:18 PM  
We're not celebrating either but I will still make Mr. Ambition's favorite onion dip but that's as far as I'm gonna go. fark it.
 
2022-06-29 7:00:53 PM  

Lambskincoat: There are places, a person could get seriously killed by rednecks attempting that recipe in public.


The same flippered assholes who leave their flag up all year and have blue line stickers everywhere.
 
2022-06-29 7:34:56 PM  
Won't be celebrating jack shiat, but I do like the cake idea.
 
2022-06-29 7:38:23 PM  
Because demonstrating your claim of 'The Party of Tolerance' by engaging in Intolerance is exactly what you should do.

Right??

Hypocrisy. Always entertaining.
 
2022-06-29 7:42:42 PM  
Well holiday house fires just spiked.
 
2022-06-29 7:44:41 PM  

EatHam: duppy: the duppy household will not be celebrating fark all this year

Indeed.  The Ham household will be taking a knee as well.


That'll show 'em
 
2022-06-29 8:01:52 PM  
It's going to be a rather low key day for us. Never got into the flambe thing at any rate. It does seem wrong to me , somehow to cut a flag cake. But that's just me. Not a big flag waver anyhow , but it seems wrong , like the thin blue line flags. It's a descration, imho
 
2022-06-29 8:03:26 PM  
By low key it mostly means trying to keep the Cats calm ( and myself) as the neighbours set off fireworks at all hours
 
2022-06-29 9:29:05 PM  
I might go outside and try to watch some local fireworks shows, all the while thinking, "Man, I hope there are kickass fireworks at my wake..."
 
2022-06-30 1:07:10 PM  
So this isn't a trick to make MAGA burn down their homes?

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Cake is the bomb

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May Allahbless the 4th of July

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Manifest Destiny, and long live Trump
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Thank God for the Supreme Court and it's infinite wisdom
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Blessed is the womb.
 
2022-06-30 2:57:13 PM  

alienated: It's going to be a rather low key day for us. Never got into the flambe thing at any rate. It does seem wrong to me , somehow to cut a flag cake. But that's just me. Not a big flag waver anyhow , but it seems wrong , like the thin blue line flags. It's a descration, imho


That's how everything has come to this state. It's like a voodoo doll - whatever you do to the image on the cake really happens, and so many cakes have been cut that the country really is splitting.
 
2022-07-01 1:44:33 AM  
We're cooking on the 3rd, since we might get crazy rain
 
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