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(People Magazine)   R. Kelly sentenced to 30 years for luring kids for sex. I believe he can fry   (people.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Human sexual behavior, songwriterR. Kelly, Sexually transmitted disease, Child pornography, Sexual intercourse, Human sexuality, Child sexual abuse, Allegation  
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2022-06-29 4:29:22 PM  
What a pisser.
 
2022-06-29 4:29:27 PM  
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2022-06-29 4:29:31 PM  
White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...
 
2022-06-29 4:29:54 PM  
For scientific purposes, his beliefs about his ability to fly should be empirically determined.
 
2022-06-29 4:30:34 PM  
good job subby.  Urine a list of top headlines.
 
2022-06-29 4:31:10 PM  

Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...


Well, he actually had sex with the victims but she didn't....

No tears shed for either of these pond scum...
 
2022-06-29 4:31:27 PM  

Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...


Maybe it's that he had sex with them.....  But probably because he's black.
 
2022-06-29 4:32:14 PM  
Has somebody made a pee joke already?
 
2022-06-29 4:32:45 PM  
Again?
 
2022-06-29 4:32:55 PM  
What a pisser - Airplane
Youtube AmA7Nm4qvGE
 
2022-06-29 4:33:15 PM  

Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...


Wait until you hear about the white woman who got life for letting a teenager cop a feel over clothing.
 
2022-06-29 4:33:35 PM  

Barnhawk72: good job subby.  Urine a list of top headlines.


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2022-06-29 4:33:47 PM  
I believe I can touch this guy.
 
2022-06-29 4:34:16 PM  

Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...


Black man... longer... something...
 
2022-06-29 4:34:56 PM  

Valter: Has somebody made a pee joke already?


You pissed you didn't get there first?
 
2022-06-29 4:35:15 PM  

alex10294: Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...

Maybe it's that he had sex with them.....  But probably because he's black.


He also leveraged his influence as a celebrity musician.
 
2022-06-29 4:36:10 PM  
And that your culture will expend resources to house and feed the pedo, while you allow any child you claim to be one of your own, to go hungry or be homeless, is demonstration of your culture's lack of real morality.

You only have morality theater, because you ignore the reality you choose to have.

Your culture and country have the power to not have one single hungry child among you, so when you do have them this means you literally CHOOSE FOR YOUR OWN CHILD MEMBERS TO GO HUNGRY. That is your culture, you like to have starving hungry homeless children among you.

if you didn't like it that way, you'd done something about it cause you do have the power to just make that not happen. So you choose hungry homeless children as what makes your culture what it is to be murican i guess..
 
2022-06-29 4:36:18 PM  

Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...


I think she's in her 60s. Assuming she has to serve her full sentence, she's likely to die in jail. So that's ok with me.
 
2022-06-29 4:36:51 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...

Well, he actually had sex with the victims but she didn't....

No tears shed for either of these pond scum...


I recall some of the testimony against Maxwell was that she did join in the sex sometimes.

Regardless, I think what she did was worse.
 
2022-06-29 4:37:05 PM  

Barnhawk72: Valter: Has somebody made a pee joke already?

You pissed you didn't get there first?


Yeah kinda.
 
2022-06-29 4:37:43 PM  
About five years beyond his life expectancy. With more charges pending.

I'm okay with that.
 
2022-06-29 4:37:58 PM  
Didn't that video of him pissing on a minor's face come to light like eleventy-billion years ago?  I know the wheels of justice move slowly but sheesh
 
2022-06-29 4:38:46 PM  

PvtStash: And that your culture will expend resources to house and feed the pedo, while you allow any child you claim to be one of your own, to go hungry or be homeless, is demonstration of your culture's lack of real morality.

You only have morality theater, because you ignore the reality you choose to have.

Your culture and country have the power to not have one single hungry child among you, so when you do have them this means you literally CHOOSE FOR YOUR OWN CHILD MEMBERS TO GO HUNGRY. That is your culture, you like to have starving hungry homeless children among you.

if you didn't like it that way, you'd done something about it cause you do have the power to just make that not happen. So you choose hungry homeless children as what makes your culture what it is to be murican i guess..


It's your culture too, moran.
 
2022-06-29 4:38:56 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...

I think she's in her 60s. Assuming she has to serve her full sentence, she's likely to die in jail. So that's ok with me.


She's 60, R Kelly is 55.
 
2022-06-29 4:38:59 PM  

Valter: Has somebody made a pee joke already?


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2022-06-29 4:39:07 PM  

Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...


Yeah. She definitely deserves more time.
 
2022-06-29 4:41:18 PM  

WalkingCarpet: Didn't that video of him pissing on a minor's face come to light like eleventy-billion years ago?  I know the wheels of justice move slowly but sheesh


Didn't he walk on that charge LITERALLY using the "Shaggy defense"?
 
2022-06-29 4:41:20 PM  

WalkingCarpet: Didn't that video of him pissing on a minor's face come to light like eleventy-billion years ago?  I know the wheels of justice move slowly but sheesh


I though he got off on that one?

/I wrote that without thinking
//after thinking, decided to keep it
///three
 
2022-06-29 4:43:16 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...

Well, he actually had sex with the victims but she didn't....

No tears shed for either of these pond scum...


Actually it's rumored she might've
 
2022-06-29 4:43:37 PM  

thedingoatemybaby: WalkingCarpet: Didn't that video of him pissing on a minor's face come to light like eleventy-billion years ago?  I know the wheels of justice move slowly but sheesh

Didn't he walk on that charge LITERALLY using the "Shaggy defense"?


Oh, I have no idea.

/drtfa
 
2022-06-29 4:45:53 PM  
RIP

(Rot in Prison)
 
2022-06-29 4:48:34 PM  

PvtStash: And that your culture will expend resources to house and feed the pedo, while you allow any child you claim to be one of your own, to go hungry or be homeless, is demonstration of your culture's lack of real morality.

You only have morality theater, because you ignore the reality you choose to have.

Your culture and country have the power to not have one single hungry child among you, so when you do have them this means you literally CHOOSE FOR YOUR OWN CHILD MEMBERS TO GO HUNGRY. That is your culture, you like to have starving hungry homeless children among you.

if you didn't like it that way, you'd done something about it cause you do have the power to just make that not happen. So you choose hungry homeless children as what makes your culture what it is to be murican i guess..


Wow. You sure are virtuous.

Does everyone see how virtuous PvtStash is being?

Can you be done?
 
2022-06-29 4:49:01 PM  

Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...


They're both just minor offences.
 
2022-06-29 4:50:42 PM  

Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...


The two cases aren't even remotely similar.  Nice try with the race card.
 
2022-06-29 4:51:00 PM  

thedingoatemybaby: WalkingCarpet: Didn't that video of him pissing on a minor's face come to light like eleventy-billion years ago?  I know the wheels of justice move slowly but sheesh

Didn't he walk on that charge LITERALLY using the "Shaggy defense"?


He did try and claim it wasn't him.  But the biggest part of why he got off was because the victim didn't want to cooperate at all.   I'm sure the fact that he has a history of paying off and/or intimidating the families of his victims had nothing to do with that of course.
 
2022-06-29 4:51:21 PM  

Valter: Has somebody made a pee joke already?


Yup.  But that's Fark for ya'.  Just circling the bowl at this point...
 
2022-06-29 4:51:46 PM  
Trapped in the Cellblock?
 
2022-06-29 4:51:47 PM  

PvtStash: And that your culture will expend resources to house and feed the pedo, while you allow any child you claim to be one of your own, to go hungry or be homeless, is demonstration of your culture's lack of real morality.

You only have morality theater, because you ignore the reality you choose to have.

Your culture and country have the power to not have one single hungry child among you, so when you do have them this means you literally CHOOSE FOR YOUR OWN CHILD MEMBERS TO GO HUNGRY. That is your culture, you like to have starving hungry homeless children among you.

if you didn't like it that way, you'd done something about it cause you do have the power to just make that not happen. So you choose hungry homeless children as what makes your culture what it is to be murican i guess..


What kind of word diarrhea is this?
 
2022-06-29 4:55:15 PM  

PvtStash: And that your culture will expend resources to house and feed the pedo, while you allow any child you claim to be one of your own, to go hungry or be homeless, is demonstration of your culture's lack of real morality.

You only have morality theater, because you ignore the reality you choose to have.

Your culture and country have the power to not have one single hungry child among you, so when you do have them this means you literally CHOOSE FOR YOUR OWN CHILD MEMBERS TO GO HUNGRY. That is your culture, you like to have starving hungry homeless children among you.

if you didn't like it that way, you'd done something about it cause you do have the power to just make that not happen. So you choose hungry homeless children as what makes your culture what it is to be murican i guess..


So that's what a street corner preacher sounds like on fark
 
2022-06-29 4:57:18 PM  
Who's on "actually it's ephebophilia" detail for this thread?
 
2022-06-29 4:59:06 PM  

Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...


Maybe when his attorney tried to plea for R Kelly only doing 20 years, he blurted out he didn't like to do anything over 18 years?
 
2022-06-29 5:02:13 PM  

alex10294: But probably because he's black.


So were his numerous victims.
 
2022-06-29 5:02:49 PM  
I believe he can fry
I believe don't let him touch guys
He thinks about it every night and day
Finds victims on which to prey
He will be free no more
I see he'll be shoved through that prison door
I believe he can fry
I believe he can fry
I believe he can fry

(I'm not actually pro-death penalty, but he definitely deserves a long sentence.)
 
2022-06-29 5:05:27 PM  

Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...


The jury may have considered other factors than that

/Hmm...
 
2022-06-29 5:11:45 PM  
Good. Now do Gaetz.
 
2022-06-29 5:12:19 PM  
Should be life, but good. I hope he's miserable every day
 
2022-06-29 5:13:30 PM  
Matt Gaetz still stinking up the halls of Congress though.
 
2022-06-29 5:14:15 PM  
He should have become a Trumper like Kanye and gotten one of those pardons.
 
2022-06-29 5:14:18 PM  
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2022-06-29 5:14:26 PM  

Zykstar: White woman who did it for years and years: 20 years
Black man who did it for years and years: 30 years.

Hmm...


The difference is that if R Kelly is found hanged in his cell then it's actually suicide.
Jizz Lane, not so much.
 
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