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(Merriam-Webster)   The Merriam-Webster word of the day for June 29 is 'duress' as in: "In the movie Airplane, Johnny said: "Where did you get that duress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeez'"   (merriam-webster.com) divider line
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2022-06-29 5:38:53 PM  
Don't pull the classic movie Airplane into your shiat.
 
2022-06-29 5:42:06 PM  
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2022-06-29 5:42:13 PM  
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Watch her walk
 
2022-06-29 5:42:13 PM  
Subby must have pulled that pun out from under his dress.
 
2022-06-29 5:42:54 PM  

Iworkformsn: Don't pull the classic movie Airplane into your shiat.


You're just mad because I had an abortion.
 
2022-06-29 5:43:38 PM  
(Well, that may be the first time autocarrot ruined a pun by correcting a misspelling of an intentional malapropism.)
 
2022-06-29 5:49:17 PM  

JustHereForThePics: Iworkformsn: Don't pull the classic movie Airplane into your shiat.

You're just mad because I had an abortion.


Pics or it didn't happen. Wait, no.
 
2022-06-29 5:51:40 PM  

Iworkformsn: Don't pull the classic movie Airplane into your shiat.


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2022-06-29 6:03:15 PM  
Good one, subs.
 
2022-06-29 6:03:28 PM  
I want to see more work from that actor.
 
2022-06-29 6:09:14 PM  

rosekolodny: I want to see more work from that actor.


You'd have to videotape his tombstone.

/RIP Stephen Stucker
//..and Leon's getting laaaaarrrrggggeeeerrrr!
 
2022-06-29 6:10:13 PM  
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The Duress Sisters
 
2022-06-29 6:15:20 PM  
What duress may look like:

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2022-06-29 6:15:38 PM  
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2022-06-29 6:15:53 PM  

jim32rr: [Fark user image 425x283]
Watch her walk


I'd like to but you didn't post video.
 
2022-06-29 6:18:53 PM  
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2022-06-29 6:19:45 PM  

chaoswolf: jim32rr: [Fark user image 425x283]
Watch her walk

I'd like to but you didn't post video.


The Temptations - Just My Imagination (Running Away with Me) HD
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2022-06-29 6:21:34 PM  
There was a sale at JCPenny's or Sear's or Woolworth's.

Now get off my lawn, subby.
 
2022-06-29 6:27:31 PM  
Subby has to write these under duress.
 
2022-06-29 6:55:30 PM  
"Oh she may get wooly, women do get wooly, because of wearing the duress..."

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2022-06-29 7:11:14 PM  
Lame, subby

Super lame, like always
 
2022-06-29 7:24:32 PM  

DemonKing561: Lame, subby

Super lame, like always


You spelled lamé wrong.

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2022-06-29 7:43:00 PM  
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Duress

As in "I like the way my girl looks in that duress"

My girl:
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2022-06-29 7:45:33 PM  

Minor Catastrophe: There was a sale at JCPenny's or Sear's or Woolworth's.

Now get off my lawn, subby.


Or a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
 
2022-06-29 8:25:24 PM  

Minor Catastrophe: There was a sale at JCPenny's or Sear's or Woolworth's.

Now get off my lawn, subby.


The sale was at Monkey Wards, but that's not important right now.
 
2022-06-29 8:27:02 PM  
Speaking of duress... Can somebody help me with this?
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2022-06-29 8:28:16 PM  
I feel compelled to make some comment here, just like I do with all duress.
 
2022-06-29 8:42:33 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: Speaking of duress... Can somebody help me with this?
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No.
 
2022-06-29 9:17:25 PM  

JustHereForThePics: Iworkformsn: Don't pull the classic movie Airplane into your shiat.

You're just mad because I had an abortion.


OH REALLY, VERNon -- why pretend

/we both know what this is about
//the RED ZONE is for loading and unloading of passengers
///THERE IS NO STOPPING IN THE WHITE ZONE
 
2022-06-29 10:25:30 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Minor Catastrophe: There was a sale at JCPenny's or Sear's or Woolworth's.

Now get off my lawn, subby.

Or a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...


Have you ever tried to make a pterodactyl out of a weather report?

Johnny's origami amazing. His typing is pretty good, too.
 
2022-06-29 10:31:16 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: Speaking of duress... Can somebody help me with this?
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Based on the hip structure, that's a man in a dress.

My best guess is a Major League Baseball player, but I can't rule out a futbol star.
 
2022-06-29 11:46:41 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: Speaking of duress... Can somebody help me with this?
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That's the dress that Helen Keller wore when she flew across the Atlantic while writing a diary.

She wore a taffeta gown a year later while inventing radium.
 
2022-06-30 12:52:16 AM  

DemonKing561: Lame, subby

Super lame, like always


This.  I don't 'get' the whole daily word threads.
 
2022-06-30 10:30:33 AM  
I would have gone with these two:

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