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2022-06-29 2:05:05 PM  
Does this deserve an article? She was wearing a bikini bottom

/ probably did it to make some kind of video
 
2022-06-29 2:06:14 PM  
Porky Pig wears no pants.
 
2022-06-29 2:07:39 PM  
Live-action Rule 34 Donald, you say?
 
2022-06-29 2:08:44 PM  
She was humping the group wearing the equivalent of a thong.  Probably not illegal, but more appropriate in a nightclub than in Disneyland in front of children.  If I had a business that catered to children, I would probably have banned her.

/ Maybe fapped to the security video later....
 
2022-06-29 2:09:17 PM  
I love how the kids turned away in unison.
 
2022-06-29 2:09:42 PM  
How does he get away with it?  It's Disney World. In Florida. He knows people there. The best people.

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2022-06-29 2:09:47 PM  
Well he's a cartoon, so there's that.
 
2022-06-29 2:11:02 PM  
Eh, she's wearing a swimsuit.
I would have pointed and laughed.
So many idiots desperate to be a social media star.
 
2022-06-29 2:11:42 PM  
That's dancing?  It looked more like a temper tantrum.

/or just a terrible attempt of the Tillhammer
 
2022-06-29 2:12:29 PM  
The article said it happened at Disney Springs so not in the parks, in the shopping mall near the parks.
 
2022-06-29 2:13:19 PM  

sefert: She was humping the group wearing the equivalent of a thong.  Probably not illegal, but more appropriate in a nightclub than in Disneyland in front of children.


How dare we criticize this brave woman for expressing her sexuality on her own terms?
 
2022-06-29 2:14:22 PM  
It's later revealed that the Guest is not wearing any pants, just a small swimsuit bottom.

Oh no, that's horrible.  I recall how very traumatizing it was to go to a beach as a child.
 
2022-06-29 2:14:50 PM  

Ambitwistor: How does he get away with it?  It's Disney World. In Florida. He knows people there. The best people.

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LOL!
 
2022-06-29 2:16:10 PM  
She wasn't even pantless. What a letdown.
 
2022-06-29 2:16:37 PM  
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/hot
 
2022-06-29 2:17:04 PM  
It probably works in Donald's favor that he has no genitalia.

...

well, in this case, anyway...
 
2022-06-29 2:17:35 PM  
SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE™: DUCKTALES (REUPLOAD)
Youtube Z-lDJgNLDl4
/you're welcome
 
2022-06-29 2:18:05 PM  
She was decent looking, so I'll allow it.
 
2022-06-29 2:18:20 PM  

Another Government Employee: Live-action Rule 34 Donald, you say?


Already done: https://youtu.be/cewQufCx2Is
 
2022-06-29 2:18:58 PM  
Were the dads throwing dollar bills in her direction?
 
2022-06-29 2:19:18 PM  
Uhhhh.... OK. And? She's in a big shirt and a bikini bottom. I lived in Florida - people would go shopping in the mall in a bikini without the tshirt on the reg.

Distasteful to twerk at some kids, sure, but I'm pretty sure they'll survive. Reactions like this:
"wait she INTENTIONALLY pulled her shirt down to show her a** and started to twerk knowing children were next to her. She's gotta get charged with something"

Are asshole responses. Stop letting religious people trick you into thinking the human body is inherently immoral. Fark those people.

The chick was a schmuck, that's about it. Doesn't merit jail time, nobody was harmed. Nice ass though.
 
2022-06-29 2:19:28 PM  
Not sure if I have enough information to have an opinion.

Will have to review the video several more times and get back to you farkers.
 
2022-06-29 2:20:05 PM  
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/ hey, it's a duck ...
 
2022-06-29 2:20:08 PM  
Probably a variety of words appropriately describe this, but perhaps not "disgusting".
 
2022-06-29 2:20:46 PM  
FTFA: "That's absolutely disgusting. I hope security walked her right out and she was permanently banned. Flashing is sexual assault."

1. She had a bikini bottom on. So, not flashing, or at least any definition I've ever heard.
2. Flashing is not "sexual assault". At worst, what she did is indecent exposure.
 
2022-06-29 2:21:00 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Porky Pig wears no pants.


Showing off his hog?
 
2022-06-29 2:21:19 PM  
These kids need to learn that you don't look away when something like this happens. You get your phone out and hit record. Thousands of likes to get on YouTube and Instagram ya know.
 
2022-06-29 2:22:08 PM  

sefert: She was humping the group wearing the equivalent of a thong.  Probably not illegal, but more appropriate in a nightclub than in Disneyland in front of children.  If I had a business that catered to children, I would probably have banged her.

/ Maybe fapped to the security video later....


Ftfm
 
2022-06-29 2:22:16 PM  
Suspect is pantsless, repeat, pantsless

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2022-06-29 2:22:58 PM  
"wait she INTENTIONALLY pulled her shirt down to show her a** and started to twerk knowing children were next to her. She's gotta get charged with something"
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The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing Butt Cheeks
Showing Butt Cheeks of an almost human nature
This will not do.
 
2022-06-29 2:23:47 PM  

danvon: Flashing is not "sexual assault".


Does that include penises or is there a special exception for penises?
 
2022-06-29 2:24:02 PM  

Nurglitch: She wasn't even pantless. What a letdown.


She wasn't wearing pants
 
2022-06-29 2:24:39 PM  

xanadian: It probably works in Donald's favor that he has no genitalia.

...

well, in this case, anyway...


Yes, it's true.  This duck has no dick.
 
2022-06-29 2:24:48 PM  
uhhh, what's she doing that's not seen in any common advertisement or just anywhere in a public park/at the beech?
I seen more skin in a skittles commercial, and so have all your kids.
 
2022-06-29 2:25:09 PM  
maybe some kid at the park was crying and this was an attempt to be topical and humorous

Cry Baby - Megan Thee Stallion feat. DaBaby (Dance Video) | @besperon Choreography
Youtube uf34-pcFtqQ
 
2022-06-29 2:25:16 PM  

InfoFreako: It's later revealed that the Guest is not wearing any pants, just a small swimsuit bottom.

Oh no, that's horrible.  I recall how very traumatizing it was to go to a beach as a child.


Yes I remember how traumatizing it was to see slightly sweaty boobs and asses covered by small pieces of fabric in the bright sun and think one day...

...she's going to take everything and I'll be in my bunk.
 
2022-06-29 2:26:11 PM  

mongbiohazard: Uhhhh.... OK. And? She's in a big shirt and a bikini bottom. I lived in Florida - people would go shopping in the mall in a bikini without the tshirt on the reg.


Doesn't Disney also have a water park where people wear bikinis? Typhoon Lagoon or something?
 
2022-06-29 2:26:43 PM  
This can't be the worst thing that happened in Florida that day.
 
2022-06-29 2:27:03 PM  
My first thought watching that was, God, I bet that ground is pretty damned hot...
 
2022-06-29 2:27:23 PM  
That was a lot of words for a story that could be told in one or two short sentences.
 
2022-06-29 2:27:45 PM  
A pantsless person?  I was assuming Rudy Guiliani.
 
2022-06-29 2:27:47 PM  
Because Donald Duck can get away with anything?

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2022-06-29 2:29:35 PM  
They're not panties, so it's not embarassing!
 
2022-06-29 2:30:07 PM  

berylman: [YouTube video: SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE™: DUCKTALES (REUPLOAD)]/you're welcome


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2022-06-29 2:31:06 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: Not sure if I have enough information to have an opinion.

Will have to review the video several more times and get back to you farkers.


I'm just going to pornhub
 
2022-06-29 2:34:38 PM  

Nurglitch: She wasn't even pantless. What a letdown.


So you're saying that TFA was...

... pants?
 
2022-06-29 2:35:47 PM  
That's not pantsless and that's not dancing.

/off my lawn
//and take your crappy ticky tocks with you
///slashies
 
2022-06-29 2:36:01 PM  
Oh no!!!
Imagine if children went to the beach where people wear swimsuits!


Also
Posted on June 27, 2022 by Luke Dammann
Real name, or self-appointed "nickname"?
 
2022-06-29 2:36:14 PM  
 
2022-06-29 2:36:57 PM  
Hey look kids! It's a real life attention whore!
 
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