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(Forbes)   For $25,000, Eric Trump will come to your warehouse on 9/11 and air his dad's grievances   (forbes.com) divider line
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1581 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Jun 2022 at 5:27 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-29 11:03:13 AM  
Does that include froth and spittle?
 
2022-06-29 11:10:34 AM  
I'm going to set up a GoFundMe to raise the speaking fee so he'll appear at my warehouse. Then we lock the doors. From the outside.

/prolly oughta set up a GFM to buy a warehouse first
 
2022-06-29 1:36:19 PM  
Concerned Constitutional Conservatives of Tennessee

Both of them?
 
2022-06-29 2:05:17 PM  

Madison_Smiled: I'm going to set up a GoFundMe to raise the speaking fee so he'll appear at my warehouse. Then we lock the doors. From the outside.

/prolly oughta set up a GFM to buy a warehouse first


I contribute.  Can we get a selection of rabid animals to release into it?

//We'll make a profit on PPV.
 
2022-06-29 2:24:21 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Concerned Constitutional Conservatives of Tennessee

Both of them?


Koncerned
Konstitutional
Konservatives
 
2022-06-29 5:10:56 PM  
Then can he sit on the Festivus pole and spin?
 
2022-06-29 5:29:54 PM  
That....sounds like a horrible prank to pull on someone.

/ Maybe he does weddings and can ruin Thanksgiving for years to come
 
2022-06-29 5:31:47 PM  
Every single super MAGA choad knows that, for them, a $25K payday involves actual WORK. And yet they happily vote for, clap for, express love for these GOP parasites time and time again.
 
2022-06-29 5:32:00 PM  
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2022-06-29 5:34:05 PM  
Can someone explain the connection between 9/11 and I'm Eric?
For $25k it would be amusing to have him trash his father standing next to John McCain's grave.  Maybe put the video on his Onlyfans site.
 
2022-06-29 5:35:39 PM  
This really isn't newsworthy in any way. I mean< i wouldn't pay him $25 to come to my place, let alone $25 Grand, but this is normal, people get paid for speaking gigs all of the time.

Besides, we complain when they make a big deal out of Clinton or Obama doing this
 
2022-06-29 5:36:03 PM  
This family's greed has no bounds.
 
2022-06-29 5:37:05 PM  
Sure, I'll sit there and listen to him ramble for $25K.

Oh you mean HE wants it?!
 
2022-06-29 5:37:19 PM  

Madison_Smiled: I'm going to set up a GoFundMe to raise the speaking fee so he'll appear at my warehouse. Then we lock the doors. From the outside.

/prolly oughta set up a GFM to buy a warehouse first


Add one teeny tiny little detail...

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"Hello, Eric. I want to play a game."
 
2022-06-29 5:39:20 PM  
Looks like the kind of guy that would eat paste for an extra buck...
 
2022-06-29 5:40:21 PM  
For 25k I will gladly have him piss on his own Father in Public.

Hmm need to start that Go Fund me Page. Should I see if I can get him to Piss on Reagan's Grave for an extra 25k?
 
2022-06-29 5:40:25 PM  
Or I could just set the money on fire.
 
2022-06-29 5:43:07 PM  

EvilEgg: Madison_Smiled: I'm going to set up a GoFundMe to raise the speaking fee so he'll appear at my warehouse. Then we lock the doors. From the outside.

/prolly oughta set up a GFM to buy a warehouse first

I contribute.  Can we get a selection of rabid animals to release into it?

//We'll make a profit on PPV.


Can we have a bobcat? I want a bobcat.
 
2022-06-29 5:43:50 PM  
But it's still bad when Hillary gets paid $50,000 to show up at a university and give a speech, right?
 
2022-06-29 5:44:46 PM  
Just imagine that there are people dumber than Eric Trump.
 
2022-06-29 5:45:08 PM  

Mikey1969: This really isn't newsworthy in any way. I mean< i wouldn't pay him $25 to come to my place, let alone $25 Grand, but this is normal, people get paid for speaking gigs all of the time.

Besides, we complain when they make a big deal out of Clinton or Obama doing this


Yeah, but Obama and the Clintons were actual elected, influential leaders. Eric has accomplished...efficient methods on how to wash a golf cart?
 
2022-06-29 5:47:23 PM  
I'm starting a gofundme to get Eric Trump to show up at an appropriate arena for a Fark Party which will coincidentally be handing out rotten tomatoes, rotten eggs, and bags of dog poo (bring your own flame).

it'll be a (very stinky) blast!
 
2022-06-29 5:53:25 PM  
I'd sooner fork out 25 grand for 1/4 of one of these. Even a "fun" size.

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/there is nothing "fun" about tiny candy bars and I sound fat
 
2022-06-29 5:53:47 PM  

Madison_Smiled: I'm going to set up a GoFundMe to raise the speaking fee so he'll appear at my warehouse. Then we lock the doors. From the outside.

/prolly oughta set up a GFM to buy a warehouse first


This was my thought as well. He probably knows what a blanket party is from when he was a kid, so you could tell him that half scoop said he would do it if Eric doesn't show.
 
2022-06-29 5:55:24 PM  
I'm not trying to be a dick and I am no Trump supporter. I am a Libby lib. But $25k to show up somewhere doesn't seem out of line to me, if that's what you're in to.
 
2022-06-29 5:55:25 PM  
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2022-06-29 5:59:41 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Herb Utsmelz: Concerned Constitutional Conservatives of Tennessee

Both of them?

Koncerned
Konstitutional
Konservatives


A dog whistle about as subtle as Godzilla dry-humping the Statue Of Liberty, yet with (just) enough plausible deniability to force the "liberal" media to take their name at face value.
 
2022-06-29 6:05:07 PM  
Prolly donated to the "local group" by dons private PAC.
 
2022-06-29 6:06:35 PM  

fiddlehead: EvilEgg: Madison_Smiled: I'm going to set up a GoFundMe to raise the speaking fee so he'll appear at my warehouse. Then we lock the doors. From the outside.

/prolly oughta set up a GFM to buy a warehouse first

I contribute.  Can we get a selection of rabid animals to release into it?

//We'll make a profit on PPV.

Can we have a bobcat? I want a bobcat.


what did those poor animals ever do to get that punishment?
 
2022-06-29 6:09:49 PM  
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2022-06-29 6:14:07 PM  
Will he come alone?
 
2022-06-29 6:19:09 PM  
It's $50k to have him not show up
 
2022-06-29 6:20:16 PM  

sxacho: I'm not trying to be a dick and I am no Trump supporter. I am a Libby lib. But $25k to show up somewhere doesn't seem out of line to me, if that's what you're in to.


Companies pay $25k for people to show up who tend to have a talent or some kind of skill.

I'M ERIC's biggest accomplishment thus far has been making it through dinner without getting spaghetti in his hair, and he was 23 when that happened.
 
2022-06-29 6:23:59 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Herb Utsmelz: Concerned Constitutional Conservatives of Tennessee

Both of them?

Koncerned
Konstitutional
Konservatives


first thing I thought: what's that, some clever buzzwad f**k horseshiattery KKK letter flip they've got going on there?
 
2022-06-29 6:32:21 PM  
Okay, $25k is just the opening offer. He'll be doing dollars store openings for gift certificates before Memorial Day.
 
2022-06-29 6:32:39 PM  
If idiots want to pay I'm Eric to make mouth sounds at them, that's their right.
 
2022-06-29 6:58:32 PM  
Hard pass.
 
2022-06-29 7:11:36 PM  
Yeah Eric, your payment is inside this secure industrial money dispensing machine... just turn it on & reach on in there & it'll give you what you have coming.

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2022-06-29 7:34:30 PM  
Eric's stupid enough he'd probably fly into your high-rise for that much.
 
2022-06-29 7:49:48 PM  
I would pay 25k for him to show up so I could punch him in the nads on camera.

The GoFundMe would make me rich after my 6 mo stint in county.
 
2022-06-29 10:09:00 PM  
Sounds fun.

Lets get him there and then just go crazy. Hugging Bears (large gay men), a revue, and  naughty dunn tank.
 
2022-06-29 11:29:17 PM  
We should rent a warehouse, set up a Gofundme and collect the 25K for his speaking fee, and lock him in and pelt him with rotten fruit, cream pies and feces. Or feces pies topped with whipped cream. Pie throwers choice.

Then blindfold him, strip him naked and leave him in a rough part of town with a paper bag filled with small bills and crack.
 
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