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(Jalopnik)   "I've driven with far more liquor in me than I have now. I've driven in Kenya, Uganda, down in South Africa, and I'm still capable of driving this car home"   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Supreme Court of the United States, Clarence Thomas, Alcoholic beverage, Drunk driving, Alcohol law, Driving under the influence, Supreme Court justice, breathalyzer laws  
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388 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 29 Jun 2022 at 10:35 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-06-29 11:36:47 AM  
I've used that same line before. It works about as well as the time a said 'I'm not driving, I'm travelling." Followed by a long rant about gold fringe and sovereignty. But that time I also got my ass beat.
2022-06-29 2:46:56 PM  
Subtonic: ... But that time I also got my ass beat.

As you should have.
2022-06-29 3:09:23 PM  
Colonizer runs over a local and it's not a problem. She probably flattened many an African and no big deal, so why the big stink now?
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