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(The Drive)   FOR SALE: Low miles, '03, just serviced in March, unique opportunity. Don't try to low-ball me, I know what I got   (thedrive.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Automobile, Ferrari, Scuderia Ferrari, Gerhard Berger, import duties, Ferrari FXX, Enzo Ferrari, Alberto Ascari  
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2022-06-29 9:10:04 AM  
It has doors that go like this!
 
2022-06-29 9:15:27 AM  
Italian trash... besides, I only steal Porsches.
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2022-06-29 9:28:32 AM  
I have zero use for such a car but damn it sure is pretty.
 
2022-06-29 9:29:05 AM  
I should create an account so I can bid $20.
 
2022-06-29 9:29:47 AM  
Probably get a good deal on the one Eddie Griffin drove
 
2022-06-29 9:31:15 AM  
So Choice
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Actually, I think the shape is a big awkward...
 
2022-06-29 9:33:47 AM  
Looks nice.  I'll take two.
 
2022-06-29 9:33:56 AM  
"the interior also features extra-large carbon buckets" So, a fat billionaire originally bought it. Go figure.

It would be really disappointing for a regular sized person to buy it and have trouble staying centered in the seat.
 
2022-06-29 9:35:12 AM  
I'll give you a buck two fiddy.
 
2022-06-29 9:36:39 AM  

maddogdelta: I'll give you a buck two fiddy.


You will need to pay 50 bucks in Philadelphia.
 
2022-06-29 9:39:05 AM  
I never liked the look of the Enzo, and I know it's so purpose built that it's probably not a lot of fun to drive. But I REALLY don't like it in white.

//rurns nose up at sour 15 million dollar grapes.
 
2022-06-29 9:41:08 AM  
3 for $20. No deals, you damn dirty wook.
 
2022-06-29 9:41:32 AM  
That's my favorite Ferrari.  Let me check what I have in savings.
 
2022-06-29 9:43:27 AM  
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2022-06-29 9:44:15 AM  
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2022-06-29 9:47:14 AM  

Chevello: "the interior also features extra-large carbon buckets" So, a fat billionaire originally bought it. Go figure.

It would be really disappointing for a regular sized person to buy it and have trouble staying centered in the seat.


Original owner was German. So either that, or sex stuff.

/ It's always sexuelle Dinge
 
2022-06-29 9:47:42 AM  
and had its annual service performed in March this year

I'd need a GoFundMe just for that.
 
2022-06-29 9:54:40 AM  
I hope the buyer of that car is on Ferrari's nice list, otherwise good luck getting service, support, or parts. Those assholes hate it when cars like this end up in an auction.
 
2022-06-29 9:55:35 AM  
This guy owns about 25 Ferrari's and a couple of cool Porsches
Even more annoying - he's really nice
https://www.ferraricollectordavidlee.com
 
2022-06-29 9:55:58 AM  
Can it tow my boat?  I'm tired of having to pay people to move it .
 
2022-06-29 9:57:41 AM  

Chevello: "the interior also features extra-large carbon buckets" So, a fat billionaire originally bought it. Go figure.

It would be really disappointing for a regular sized person to buy it and have trouble staying centered in the seat.


LOL, the regular seats are like Simone Biles size, I doubt even Italian XL is Almerican regular.
 
2022-06-29 10:02:25 AM  

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Well yes ....for a short while
 
2022-06-29 10:05:22 AM  

jack_o_the_hills: I hope the buyer of that car is on Ferrari's nice list, otherwise good luck getting service, support, or parts. Those assholes hate it when cars like this end up in an auction.


When I was in my teens, a neighbor inherited a 365 from her gambler dad. When she sold it, she gave me the extra factory owner's manual / parts book he had for it. Anyway, the cover was jacked (they came in these fancy ass leather sleeves IIRC) and I attempted to get a new one thinking, "well shiat, they must have tons of these about surely". You'd have thought I stole the plans for cold fusion, and they tried to make me give it back.
 
2022-06-29 10:05:40 AM  

drewogatory: Chevello: "the interior also features extra-large carbon buckets" So, a fat billionaire originally bought it. Go figure.

It would be really disappointing for a regular sized person to buy it and have trouble staying centered in the seat.

LOL, the regular seats are like Simone Biles size, I doubt even Italian XL is Almerican regular.


Can the cup holder hold my Big Gulp?
 
2022-06-29 10:07:10 AM  
Meh, be like this dude ...

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Spice up your date night at ... Chili's. 💀

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2022-06-29 10:12:58 AM  
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2022-06-29 10:15:51 AM  

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Ferrambo.

tsk. missed opportunity.
 
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2022-06-29 10:16:09 AM  
If I owned an Enzo, I would paint it white right after this auction finished just to troll the buyer.
 
2022-06-29 10:16:28 AM  

jmr61: I have zero use for such a car but damn it sure is pretty.


Apparently the original owner had little use for it either, drove it one year and stuck it in storage for 18.
 
2022-06-29 10:18:03 AM  
Rarely since purchase because it's a trailer and garage queen. What a pointless waste of engineering. Oh and white does nothing for it.
 
2022-06-29 10:18:30 AM  
"It's being offered up for auction with just 9,600 km on the clock (or about 6,000 miles)"

6,000 miles on a Ferrari is about the time it needs to go to the junkyard.  farking thing is likely leaking every fluid in the car, most smoke has been let out of the wires, and parts just falling off.
 
2022-06-29 10:19:35 AM  

hej: If I owned an Enzo, I would paint it white right after this auction finished just to troll the buyer.


Unless you could change the VIN number, you're still going to be the dude with the repainted Enzo.

For people who care about multi-million dollar supercars, your scheme would just make you the fool. Like the dude who destroys pickups on YouTube for the hell of it.
 
2022-06-29 10:20:30 AM  
Come on Powerball, tonight's the night. For sure this time.
 
2022-06-29 10:21:39 AM  

bronskrat: drewogatory: Chevello: "the interior also features extra-large carbon buckets" So, a fat billionaire originally bought it. Go figure.

It would be really disappointing for a regular sized person to buy it and have trouble staying centered in the seat.

LOL, the regular seats are like Simone Biles size, I doubt even Italian XL is Almerican regular.

Can the cup holder hold my Big Gulp?


That's when you get the Ferrari sales guy yelling at you in Italian like a pissed off girlfriend.
 
2022-06-29 10:22:18 AM  
Looks great in white, I have to say.
 
2022-06-29 10:25:31 AM  
Enzo isn't a particularly sexy car normally, but it is in white or black.

I was always a big fan of Schumacher's Black FXX Enzo

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2022-06-29 10:28:05 AM  
I can give you a six layer burrito. Maybe a seven layer burrito but that's as high as I'm going.
 
2022-06-29 10:30:06 AM  

cwheelie: This guy owns about 25 Ferrari's and a couple of cool Porsches
Even more annoying - he's really nice
https://www.ferraricollectordavidlee.com


That IS really annoying. I much prefer to think of Ferrari collectors as a bunch of over-wealthy jerks. This guy looks like he gives back.
 
2022-06-29 10:31:00 AM  

tricycleracer: and had its annual service performed in March this year

I'd need a GoFundMe just for that.


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"So when I saw yet another twenty-year-old Ferrari go up for auction, I knew I had to have it, but between my 360, my other 360, and all the other projects I can't give proper attention to, I knew money was gonna be tight, and with my stepmom being demonetized off of YouTube, I knew I wouldn't be getting much help from that direction, and when I called the dealership to look into servicing the car, they quoted me like $20,000, and there's no way I'm gonna pay that much to have them change the oil and tighten some bolts, so me and Sage are gonna do it here in the barn for a fraction of the cost. It's always easier and better to maintain things than it is to fix them, that's why I use Keeps..."
 
2022-06-29 10:34:21 AM  

domesticated_vermin: I can give you a six layer burrito. Maybe a seven layer burrito but that's as high as I'm going.


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2022-06-29 10:37:10 AM  
I need a farm to burn up all my exotic cars on.

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2022-06-29 10:37:19 AM  

phimuskapsi: Enzo isn't a particularly sexy car normally, but it is in white or black.

I was always a big fan of Schumacher's Black FXX Enzo

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Wow, it really does look so much better in Black. I don't like it in red or white, though.
 
2022-06-29 10:41:50 AM  

meehaw: phimuskapsi: Enzo isn't a particularly sexy car normally, but it is in white or black.

I was always a big fan of Schumacher's Black FXX Enzo

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Wow, it really does look so much better in Black. I don't like it in red or white, though.


I just like white on cars, my current car is white as well. Has to be enough black to offset it from shadow or paint and the white enzo meets that minimum requirement for me, but, for me.
 
2022-06-29 10:50:20 AM  

Flushing It All Away: hej: If I owned an Enzo, I would paint it white right after this auction finished just to troll the buyer.

Unless you could change the VIN number, you're still going to be the dude with the repainted Enzo.

For people who care about multi-million dollar supercars, your scheme would just make you the fool. Like the dude who destroys pickups on YouTube for the hell of it.


^^^This  Collectors are all about originality and that's who will be bidding on something like this.  I went to a Corvette show(Bloomington Gold) in 1998 and there were cars being auctioned that the owners kept things like the factory oil and air filters because apparently, collectors want that shiat.
 
2022-06-29 10:51:50 AM  

Arkkuss: owners kept things like the factory oil and air filters because apparently, collectors want that shiat.


Worth so much more when it's all original, it also allows you to concourse the car.
 
2022-06-29 10:54:16 AM  
Is there a cold air intake and a cat back exhaust?  Because otherwise, no thanks
 
2022-06-29 10:54:21 AM  
 
2022-06-29 10:54:25 AM  
Anyone know what the auction estimated value would be for this car?
 
2022-06-29 10:55:33 AM  
400 units sold only to Ferrari's "most dedicated customers"?


I mean, Ferrari ownership seemed like a real rich man's circle jerk already, but now I see there's a whole other level of exclusivity and snobbishness within the hierarchy.
 
2022-06-29 10:58:53 AM  

Rev.K: 400 units sold only to Ferrari's "most dedicated customers"?


I mean, Ferrari ownership seemed like a real rich man's circle jerk already, but now I see there's a whole other level of exclusivity and snobbishness within the hierarchy.


Just wait until you read about the Ferrari FXX. A car you get invited to buy, but Ferrari only lets you drive it on certain pre-approved tracks.
 
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