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2022-06-29 8:27:42 AM  
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2022-06-29 8:30:30 AM  
Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.
 
2022-06-29 8:30:52 AM  
Wrong car
 
2022-06-29 8:31:22 AM  
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2022-06-29 8:31:42 AM  
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2022-06-29 8:31:58 AM  

Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.


The simple solution is to put them on the stand, make them deny it under oath, then throw the book at them when other evidence shows they're lying. That's fine.
 
2022-06-29 8:32:10 AM  
He was in the SUV.
 
2022-06-29 8:33:07 AM  

Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.


That's the trouble with it. Secret Service is willing to testify to say it's false.

But we all agree on the same thing: it's true.
 
2022-06-29 8:33:26 AM  
until you scroll down in the tweet replies where they all realize they were examining video of the wrong limo.
 
2022-06-29 8:33:27 AM  

Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.


False. Under oath is always more believable than anonymous source.
 
2022-06-29 8:33:59 AM  
From the comments:
Trump isn't in that SUV. Watch ~4:48:00 ... he was in the SUV behind the one in camera for so long and you can see him waiving as cars rolled out. Nothing to see there.

This is why we shouldn't depend on random Tweets for Twits for news.
 
2022-06-29 8:34:19 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.

The simple solution is to put them on the stand, make them deny it under oath, then throw the book at them when other evidence shows they're lying. That's fine.


SS agents are not programmed to know when to stop protecting the President.
 
2022-06-29 8:34:30 AM  
I know a lot of fark hates Seth Abramson for some reason, but he's got a good thread detailing the he said / she said.
 
2022-06-29 8:35:45 AM  
Lordy there needs to be undeniable video or else this bs is going to taint the hearings. I hope I'm wrong about that and that this was a 4D chess move with a delicious payoff.
 
2022-06-29 8:35:48 AM  

cheap_thoughts: Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.

That's the trouble with it. Secret Service is willing to testify to say it's false.

But we all agree on the same thing: it's true.


Are they though?
The official Secret Service account says they've been working with the commission and will continue to do so.
From what I understand those two SS guys already have been deposed.
What Secret Service person is saying they're going to testify its false?

You think the commission was going to let information like that come out WITHOUT having back up?  They knew she had this information from her previous deposition.
 
2022-06-29 8:35:54 AM  

LL316: but he's got a good thread


No such thing.
 
2022-06-29 8:36:02 AM  

Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.


"The allegation that Trump lunged at the wheel is false. He did not lunge, it was more of a lurch."
 
2022-06-29 8:36:05 AM  
YMCA? The Village People? Really?
 
2022-06-29 8:36:15 AM  

cheap_thoughts: Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.

That's the trouble with it. Secret Service is willing to testify to say it's false.

But we all agree on the same thing: it's true.


The thing is, others have already said that the committee wouldn't have let her talk about that if they didn't have evidence.  So if anything, it puts the Secret Service agents at risk of being charged with perjury.

I can't believe that the J6 committee would have been able to be tripped up by something like this, at all.  Not with all of the evidence they've shown already.  But I can believe that there are just enough Trumper types that are agents of the Secret Service.  Hell, supposedly some of them went on records saying that they hope that Biden fails (which would make me really nervous, as they're supposed to protect the President, and one has to wonder if they would step aside if there was an assassination attempt).
 
2022-06-29 8:36:48 AM  

Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.


Secret service already talked to the committee. They moved her testimony up because of the threats. If they deny it happened, then the next question will be, which time, now or before, are/were you lying under oath.
 
2022-06-29 8:36:50 AM  
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I don wanna!
We can't go anywhere until you put on your seatbelt, sir.
I DON WANNA PUT ON MY SELTBELT.  I'm president!
Sir, the car won't go unless your seat belt is on
You lie!  I talked to the President of GMN.  He said that was a lie!
Do we have to call Melania?
Call her!  I don't care!  She's old!
Sir.  Please put your seat belt on and we'll go through McDonalds
Do I get a McFlurry?
If the machine's working, sir.
Deal.  I make the best deals! (Click).  Best deal ever.
Sir.  We're getting a radio report.  You need to go back to the Oval Office
MCFLURRY!!!!!
 
2022-06-29 8:37:19 AM  
Wow, people are continuing to waste their time on this shiat.

NOTHING
WILL
HAPPEN
TO
TRUMP

There can be clear evidence of Trump murdering a classroom of children filmed in super HD and nothing will happen.  Democratic leadership is too weak, and the GQP is willing to take almost any extreme for their lord and savior.  Our government is about as useful as syphilis to a prostitute. Stop wasting your time.
 
2022-06-29 8:37:22 AM  

kpaxoid: Pocket Ninja: Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.

The simple solution is to put them on the stand, make them deny it under oath, then throw the book at them when other evidence shows they're lying. That's fine.

SS agents are not programmed to know when to stop protecting the President.


They are, however, supposed to protect the OFFICE of the President.  Not be loyal to the idiot behind the curtain.  Like all the shiatheads in congress - loyal to the Constitution, not their cult beliefs.  And let's not even start the conversation about SCOTUS.
 
2022-06-29 8:37:38 AM  

Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.


Cops lie to the public repeatedly. Even under oath. Why should I believe this Secret Service agent isn't doing the same here?
 
2022-06-29 8:37:44 AM  
I'm not sure.  Who gets in The Beast around 4:45:20ish?
 
2022-06-29 8:38:20 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: [Fark user image image 425x340]


Just print the damn thing
 
2022-06-29 8:38:44 AM  
Trump's supporters could be walking into a trap here by imbuing the secret service agents with credibility. When their testimony is "the account of the limo incident was exaggerated, but the rest of her testimony is 100% accurate"
 
2022-06-29 8:39:05 AM  

Shaggy_C: From the comments:
Trump isn't in that SUV. Watch ~4:48:00 ... he was in the SUV behind the one in camera for so long and you can see him waiving as cars rolled out. Nothing to see there.

This is why we shouldn't depend on random Tweets for Twits for news.


And now, instead of looking at her entire testimony, the media will look at this one thing that might not necessarily be accurate and say, "Whelp...I guess that means that the whole thing is garbage!"

Thanks, media...you're no help at all...
 
2022-06-29 8:40:11 AM  
The statements Cassidy made were not accidental or off the cuff. She purposefully told that story. So, either she is going to jail for perjury, or there is something else going on.

One side set a trap for the other. Not sure who yet.
 
2022-06-29 8:40:21 AM  
I fell for the goddamn eyelash again
 
2022-06-29 8:40:32 AM  
Acdording to the text message between the agent and his wife

"That farker tried to choke me today!"
 
2022-06-29 8:40:32 AM  
Any parent can ID this.  It's an SS agent struggling to fasten Trump in his car seat.

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2022-06-29 8:41:15 AM  
No.  I want to see a video of him having a heart attack.
 
2022-06-29 8:41:36 AM  

Creoena: Wow, people are continuing to waste their time on this shiat.

NOTHING
WILL
HAPPEN
TO
TRUMP

There can be clear evidence of Trump murdering a classroom of children filmed in super HD and nothing will happen.  Democratic leadership is too weak, and the GQP is willing to take almost any extreme for their lord and savior.  Our government is about as useful as syphilis to a prostitute. Stop wasting your time.


Thank you for your concern, 15-year-old account I've never seen post here in my life.
 
2022-06-29 8:42:01 AM  

cheap_thoughts: Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.

That's the trouble with it. Secret Service is willing to testify to say it's false.

But we all agree on the same thing: it's true.


Well, there are *reports* that *suggest* that "at least one agent familiar with the situation" is willing to testify.

At this point in our post-truth nation, I'm more willing to believe that "John Barron" called into CNN to give them that "tip", knowing it wouldn't matter whether the testimony actually happened or not.  The mere insinuation is enough for roughly 40% of the country to accept it as objective fact and another 40% to just throw their hands up and declare that the truth is simply unknowable.  And 20% of us aren't enough to move the needle.
 
2022-06-29 8:42:08 AM  

Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.


The bolded is not correct. The person who told her has said nothing about it since she testified.
 
2022-06-29 8:42:13 AM  

SurfaceTension: YMCA? The Village People? Really?


Followed by Sir Elton John... they really have no clue.
 
2022-06-29 8:42:39 AM  

Charletron: Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.

"The allegation that Trump lunged at the wheel is false. He did not lunge, it was more of a lurch."


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2022-06-29 8:42:43 AM  

Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.


I want them to say it under oath
 
2022-06-29 8:42:49 AM  

Shaggy_C: From the comments:
Trump isn't in that SUV. Watch ~4:48:00 ... he was in the SUV behind the one in camera for so long and you can see him waiving as cars rolled out. Nothing to see there.

This is why we shouldn't depend on random Tweets for Twits for news.


Your source for this refutation being another Tweet is completely on-brand for you.
 
2022-06-29 8:43:53 AM  

NM Volunteer: No.  I want to see a video of him having a heart attack.


While dancing the hemp fandango, I assume.
 
2022-06-29 8:44:40 AM  

Minus1Kelvin: Lordy there needs to be undeniable video or else this bs is going to taint the hearings. I hope I'm wrong about that and that this was a 4D chess move with a delicious payoff.


Oh FFS I just spent 20 seconds trying to get the hair off my phone screen. Well done.
 
2022-06-29 8:44:41 AM  

LL316: I know a lot of fark hates Seth Abramson for some reason, but he's got a good thread detailing the he said / she said.


Seth's original sin was that he stole research by others and passed it off as his own work, then tried to profit off of it via books.

He's a grifter for the Left
 
2022-06-29 8:45:00 AM  

Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.


There are "reports" I satisfied your mom and Scarlet Johansson at the same time last night.
 
2022-06-29 8:45:37 AM  
You're not helping.
 
2022-06-29 8:46:15 AM  

sigdiamond2000: Creoena: Wow, people are continuing to waste their time on this shiat.

NOTHING
WILL
HAPPEN
TO
TRUMP

There can be clear evidence of Trump murdering a classroom of children filmed in super HD and nothing will happen.  Democratic leadership is too weak, and the GQP is willing to take almost any extreme for their lord and savior.  Our government is about as useful as syphilis to a prostitute. Stop wasting your time.

Thank you for your concern, 15-year-old account I've never seen post here in my life.


You may want to consider reading more threads, then.  But thank you for your concern.  Fark you.
 
2022-06-29 8:46:55 AM  

Creoena: You may want to consider reading more threads, then.


Not a chance.
 
2022-06-29 8:47:07 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Sir, please put on your seat belt
I don wanna!
We can't go anywhere until you put on your seatbelt, sir.
I DON WANNA PUT ON MY SELTBELT.  I'm president!
Sir, the car won't go unless your seat belt is on
You lie!  I talked to the President of GMN.  He said that was a lie!
Do we have to call Melania?
Call her!  I don't care!  She's old!
Sir.  Please put your seat belt on and we'll go through McDonalds
Do I get a McFlurry?
If the machine's working, sir.
Deal.  I make the best deals! (Click).  Best deal ever.
Sir.  We're getting a radio report.  You need to go back to the Oval Office
MCFLURRY!!!!!


Farking brilliant
 
2022-06-29 8:47:16 AM  

Walker: Secret Service agent (probable Trump fan) says it never happened, so her testimony (at least in regard to that) is even worse than hearsay, as she wasn't there and the person she said told her is now saying he never told her that.


They would not have brought it up unless they had corroborating evidence. The committee is not stupid and has shown in the past that they have receipts and even Raskin teased MTG about having receipts (armed people) that they showed yesterday. Most of them are seasoned lawyers.

There is a reason they showed the video of TFG in the SUV leaving. Was he waving from behind the stage? To who or was he berating his detail because they said they were going to the White House?
 
2022-06-29 8:47:38 AM  

GardenWeasel: The statements Cassidy made were not accidental or off the cuff. She purposefully told that story. So, either she is going to jail for perjury, or there is something else going on.

One side set a trap for the other. Not sure who yet.


It would be really hard to charge for perjury for relating a story she heard about these events.
 
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