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(BBC-US)   Woke clown calls out bad Vlad   (bbc.com) divider line
    More: Followup, NATO, Vladimir Putin, Prime minister, Nato members, UK's defence spending, Mr Wallace, first lesson, Military terminology  
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2649 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Jun 2022 at 2:48 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-29 8:37:18 AM  
Damn
Stupid SOB can't even his own history from when he was alive
*coughthatercough*
 
2022-06-29 8:57:57 AM  
Boris Johnson, next Labour Party Leader
 
2022-06-29 9:45:47 AM  
"Johnson says if Putin were a woman he would not have invaded"

So, what ... female leaders don't pick fights?  Please allow me to introduce your coulrophilic ass to Isabella of France, Catherine the Great, Elizabeth of Russia, Catherine de Medici, Wu Zeitan, Zenobia of Palmyra, Boudica, hell, even Thatcher took England to war against Argentina over the Falklands.
 
2022-06-29 10:32:09 AM  
I thought I had a picture of Pooty, all dressed up in a dress purty somewhere around here...
 
2022-06-29 11:31:48 AM  

Psychopusher: "Johnson says if Putin were a woman he would not have invaded"

So, what ... female leaders don't pick fights?  Please allow me to introduce your coulrophilic ass to Isabella of France, Catherine the Great, Elizabeth of Russia, Catherine de Medici, Wu Zeitan, Zenobia of Palmyra, Boudica, hell, even Thatcher took England to war against Argentina over the Falklands.


Admittedly, as much as I hate Maggie

It was an attack on an island that has been a British colony since before they were a state

And is pretty much just an excuse to rile up the base

That said
Yep, she was a twat waffle
 
2022-06-29 11:37:29 AM  

baka-san: Psychopusher: "Johnson says if Putin were a woman he would not have invaded"

So, what ... female leaders don't pick fights?  Please allow me to introduce your coulrophilic ass to Isabella of France, Catherine the Great, Elizabeth of Russia, Catherine de Medici, Wu Zeitan, Zenobia of Palmyra, Boudica, hell, even Thatcher took England to war against Argentina over the Falklands.

Admittedly, as much as I hate Maggie

It was an attack on an island that has been a British colony since before they were a state

And is pretty much just an excuse to rile up the base

That said
Yep, she was a twat waffle


Oy, it's prime minister you're talking about!
 
2022-06-29 1:36:28 PM  
Not sure what he's been drinking but set me up with a pint, it's been a hell of a month so far.
 
2022-06-29 2:49:33 PM  
Clown

*twitch*
Twitter has given me PTSD.
 
2022-06-29 2:52:29 PM  
If Putin was a woman my uncle would have tits....

... or something.
 
2022-06-29 2:53:30 PM  
Downing Street said there was "not a deliberate policy" to publicly belittle Mr Putin.

Not a deliberate policy, just an inevitable outcome of fact-based discussion of Mr. Putin's decision making and behavior.
 
2022-06-29 2:54:18 PM  

Psychopusher: if Putin were a woman he would not have invaded...


And if my grandmother had balls, she'd be a Ukrainian sniper.
 
2022-06-29 2:54:32 PM  
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2022-06-29 2:58:04 PM  

baka-san: Psychopusher: "Johnson says if Putin were a woman he would not have invaded"

So, what ... female leaders don't pick fights?  Please allow me to introduce your coulrophilic ass to Isabella of France, Catherine the Great, Elizabeth of Russia, Catherine de Medici, Wu Zeitan, Zenobia of Palmyra, Boudica, hell, even Thatcher took England to war against Argentina over the Falklands.

Admittedly, as much as I hate Maggie

It was an attack on an island that has been a British colony since before they were a state

And is pretty much just an excuse to rile up the base

That said
Yep, she was a twat waffle


Also it was an island that had no native inhabitants, so it wasn't like it was colonized by folks that pushed out the people who'd originally lived there.
 
2022-06-29 2:59:50 PM  

Psychopusher: hell, even Thatcher took England to war against Argentina over the Falklands.


Margaret Thatcher declared war on all of England north of Berkshire for daring to not vote for her.  Gutting your own industrial base just for the giggles is a little more psycho that wanting to slap around the Argentines - I mean, who hasn't wanted to do that from time to time?
 
2022-06-29 3:01:41 PM  
Vacuously true statement is vacuous.
 
2022-06-29 3:07:34 PM  

Psychopusher: "Johnson says if Putin were a woman he would not have invaded"

So, what ... female leaders don't pick fights?  Please allow me to introduce your coulrophilic ass to Isabella of France, Catherine the Great, Elizabeth of Russia, Catherine de Medici, Wu Zeitan, Zenobia of Palmyra, Boudica, hell, even Thatcher took England to war against Argentina over the Falklands.


There was a study a couple years ago showing that women politicians are actually more bellicose than men on average, only partially due to having to 'do twice as much work to get half as much recognition' that women generally have.
 
2022-06-29 3:08:52 PM  
So I was going through my Deep Drem files. Didn't realize how much this one made Trump look like Boris Johnson.
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2022-06-29 3:13:23 PM  

Psychopusher: "Johnson says if Putin were a woman he would not have invaded"

So, what ... female leaders don't pick fights?  Please allow me to introduce your coulrophilic ass to Isabella of France, Catherine the Great, Elizabeth of Russia, Catherine de Medici, Wu Zeitan, Zenobia of Palmyra, Boudica, hell, even Thatcher took England to war against Argentina over the Falklands.


You missed his point entirely.
 
2022-06-29 3:13:46 PM  
Well, yeah, but not because of being a woman, but because of not being the same person at all.  If Putin were simply a woman, she'd be doing the same shiat, because women do terrible things, also.  People need to stop with this BS about "if only a woman" and pay attention to reality.  If you don't judge people on their own merits, you're just as likely to end up with shiatty ones in charge, no matter the sex, gender, race, etc.
 
2022-06-29 3:14:57 PM  

Mikey1969: So I was going through my Deep Drem files. Didn't realize how much this one made Trump look like Boris Johnson.
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That's the least nightmarish picture of Trump I've ever seen.
 
2022-06-29 3:19:02 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Mikey1969: So I was going through my Deep Drem files. Didn't realize how much this one made Trump look like Boris Johnson.
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That's the least nightmarish picture of Trump I've ever seen.


Here are a couple of others:
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2022-06-29 3:27:04 PM  
I get Bojo's point...okay not HIS point but A point that might count. Patriarchy is a hell of a drug. I've got testicular bobbitty bobs dangling inside my crotch wattle. Most days, it feels like conquest and battle are the major metaphors to decribe everything in my gender's life. Give power to one of us, and we're likely to take that power and use it to stomp on the next door neighbours.
 
2022-06-29 3:31:26 PM  
BoJo wants a Thatcher clone
Do daaah / do daaah
 
2022-06-29 5:09:46 PM  

Psychopusher: "Johnson says if Putin were a woman he would not have invaded"

So, what ... female leaders don't pick fights?  Please allow me to introduce your coulrophilic ass to Isabella of France, Catherine the Great, Elizabeth of Russia, Catherine de Medici, Wu Zeitan, Zenobia of Palmyra, Boudica, hell, even Thatcher took England to war against Argentina over the Falklands.


Thatcher was defending British citizens against invasion, Putin is invading a sovereign nation.
Only russian trolls think those are the same thing.
 
2022-06-29 5:49:56 PM  

Commander Lysdexic: Psychopusher: "Johnson says if Putin were a woman he would not have invaded"

So, what ... female leaders don't pick fights? Please allow me to introduce your coulrophilic ass to Isabella of France, Catherine the Great, Elizabeth of Russia, Catherine de Medici, Wu Zeitan, Zenobia of Palmyra, Boudica, hell, even Thatcher took England to war against Argentina over the Falklands.

Thatcher was defending British citizens against invasion, Putin is invading a sovereign nation.
Only russian trolls think those are the same thing.


Everyone's a Russian Troll when your reading comprehension is shiat.
 
2022-06-30 12:28:24 PM  
 
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