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2022-06-29 7:31:47 AM  
FTFA: "My teenagers eat toilet roll..."

Wut?
 
2022-06-29 8:53:09 AM  
Quite literally one of the absolute worst websites in the history of the world.
 
2022-06-29 9:09:55 AM  

Pista: FTFA: "My teenagers eat toilet roll..."

Wut?


I'm guessing is some sort of attempt at British "masturbatory humour".

It just sounds dumb though.
 
2022-06-29 9:11:20 AM  
The CMS that powers that site gave me aids
 
2022-06-29 9:12:12 AM  

Pista: FTFA: "My teenagers eat toilet roll..."

Wut?


Better then toilet duck.

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2022-06-29 9:13:05 AM  
That's some John Wayne toilet paper.
 
2022-06-29 9:14:00 AM  
When you know, you know!
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2022-06-29 9:14:21 AM  
Woman unhappy with quality of her toilet paper.
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/Story checks out.
 
2022-06-29 9:15:06 AM  

baronbloodbath: That's some John Wayne toilet paper.


Rough, tough, and doesn't take sh*t off of anyone.
 
2022-06-29 9:17:16 AM  
What's everyone butthurt about?
 
2022-06-29 9:17:22 AM  
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2022-06-29 9:18:46 AM  
I can't believe there are still barbarians that WIPE THEIR ASSES WITH DRY PAPER in 2022!

/bidet-gang
//cleanest hole this side of the Mississippi
///I can prove it, want to see it?
 
2022-06-29 9:21:07 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Quite literally one of the absolute worst websites in the history of the world.


It's owned by Reach (cf. Daily Express, Daily Mirror, lots of other crappy clickbait local "news" sites), so, yeah.
 
2022-06-29 9:23:52 AM  
And to think, 100 years ago, these people had an empire that spanned the world.
 
2022-06-29 9:33:02 AM  
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2022-06-29 9:36:09 AM  
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2022-06-29 9:39:49 AM  

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To be fair, after eating Meals Resisting Exit, you don't need much toilet paper. After 3 days of not shiatting, you're either back from the weekend field ex where you can use real paper, or you just drop a hard, dry, grenade sized lump that doesn't much paper to clean anyway.
 
2022-06-29 9:42:12 AM  

Pista: FTFA: "My teenagers eat toilet roll..."

Wut?


Worst sushi concept ever.
 
2022-06-29 9:45:06 AM  
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2022-06-29 9:46:40 AM  
Horrrrrrrk!
 
2022-06-29 9:48:25 AM  
I don't think the toilet paper's the problem.
 
2022-06-29 9:58:00 AM  
To save money and the planet buy paper plates made of recycled toilet paper.
 
2022-06-29 9:59:54 AM  
BOG ROLL!
 
2022-06-29 10:15:43 AM  

Pista: FTFA: "My teenagers eat toilet roll..."

Wut?


I had a teenage girl where that was the only possible explanation for the amount of toilet paper that disappeared in the bathroom with her.
 
2022-06-29 10:25:59 AM  
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2022-06-29 10:27:21 AM  

the_rhino: I can't believe there are still barbarians that WIPE THEIR ASSES WITH DRY PAPER in 2022!

/bidet-gang
//cleanest hole this side of the Mississippi
///I can prove it, want to see it?


Just a sec...
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Ok.  Go ahead.
 
2022-06-29 10:38:22 AM  
Don't it make her brown eye blue.
 
2022-06-29 10:45:24 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Quite literally one of the absolute worst websites in the history of the world.


Clearly you have never visited a geo site.
 
2022-06-29 10:45:42 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Quite literally one of the absolute worst websites in the history of the world.


Geocity site
 
2022-06-29 10:50:54 AM  

the_rhino: I can't believe there are still barbarians that WIPE THEIR ASSES WITH DRY PAPER in 2022!

/bidet-gang
//cleanest hole this side of the Mississippi
///I can prove it, want to see it?


I'm sorry but the only time I'm getting my butt wet is in the shower.  And I won't take a shower right after using the loo.  I don't  associate water with clean.  It actually makes me think of standing water.  Especially moisture.  As in why is this meat slimy. Or why is this bread moldy.
 
2022-06-29 10:53:04 AM  
Today on 'Digging for Britain':
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'allo, guvna! Spare a square of bog wipe?'

 
2022-06-29 10:53:11 AM  

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Tag nut?
 
2022-06-29 10:55:44 AM  
The MEN used to be a pretty good newspaper, about 50 years ago...
 
2022-06-29 11:03:15 AM  
This is definitely fark.
 
2022-06-29 11:04:27 AM  

waxbeans: NewportBarGuy: Quite literally one of the absolute worst websites in the history of the world.

Geocity site


Dude, I was jerking it to SI swimsuit models on Geocities and Angelfire as soon as I figured out what my penis was for.

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2022-06-29 12:50:35 PM  

NewportBarGuy: waxbeans: NewportBarGuy: Quite literally one of the absolute worst websites in the history of the world.

Geocity site

Dude, I was jerking it to SI swimsuit models on Geocities and Angelfire as soon as I figured out what my penis was for.

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😂
 
2022-06-29 7:08:18 PM  
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