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2022-06-29 8:44:35 AM  
I hope it's the Pakleds.
 
2022-06-29 8:47:56 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.


The Trill, who now chestburst.
 
2022-06-29 8:48:53 AM  
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Go like Pike's hair and go big!
 
2022-06-29 8:50:05 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.


Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.
 
2022-06-29 8:52:11 AM  
Yay.  More nerd stuff.
 
2022-06-29 8:54:05 AM  

nemobeamo: Yay.  More nerd stuff.


You are taking time to comment on a Star Trek thread on a Fark tab labeled "Fandom." I mean it takes work to find yourself here.
 
2022-06-29 8:57:10 AM  

UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.


Her and Melissa Navia are my MVPs for the series. They're both delightful.
 
2022-06-29 9:20:07 AM  

UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.


More like 45 minutes of her *not* eating anything.  Seriously she looks like a ferret who ate a squirrel once and then was so guilty its been fasting for the last two weeks.  Why the fark do farkers still dig the eating disorder postergirls, are we all still that pre-programmed by Twiggy and the bulemic 80's?
 
2022-06-29 9:24:42 AM  
"For 'like' the fifth time"?

Good grief, the idiocy of using "like" inappropriately has crept into written prose.
 
2022-06-29 9:31:19 AM  

nemobeamo: Yay.  More nerd stuff.


Yay, more pretentious douchebags thread-shiatting for attention.
 
2022-06-29 9:35:43 AM  
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Five seems generous.
 
2022-06-29 9:37:58 AM  
"long-derided Star Trek V: The Final Frontier"

I'll take ST:V over the rancid, pretend "trek" such as Picard all day, every day and twice on Sunday.
 
2022-06-29 9:38:31 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: "For 'like' the fifth time"?

Good grief, the idiocy of using "like" inappropriately has crept into written prose.


Dude, I bet you're fun at parties, yo. And also Charlie Brown wants his catchphrase back.
 
2022-06-29 9:39:04 AM  
Betazoids each with three boobs and two cocks?
 
2022-06-29 9:48:40 AM  

deadsanta: UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.

More like 45 minutes of her *not* eating anything.  Seriously she looks like a ferret who ate a squirrel once and then was so guilty its been fasting for the last two weeks.  Why the fark do farkers still dig the eating disorder postergirls, are we all still that pre-programmed by Twiggy and the bulemic 80's?


Lean, healthy and fit = bulimic.  OK Jan. 👍
 
2022-06-29 9:51:48 AM  

deadsanta: UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.

More like 45 minutes of her *not* eating anything.  Seriously she looks like a ferret who ate a squirrel once and then was so guilty its been fasting for the last two weeks.  Why the fark do farkers still dig the eating disorder postergirls, are we all still that pre-programmed by Twiggy and the bulemic 80's?


She's fat from an "eating disorder poster girl"

Get over yourself
 
2022-06-29 9:56:07 AM  

IndyJohn: deadsanta: UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.

More like 45 minutes of her *not* eating anything.  Seriously she looks like a ferret who ate a squirrel once and then was so guilty its been fasting for the last two weeks.  Why the fark do farkers still dig the eating disorder postergirls, are we all still that pre-programmed by Twiggy and the bulemic 80's?

She's fat from an "eating disorder poster girl"

Get over yourself


Get over yourself, she's even BEEN an eating disorder poster girl--BY HER OWN ADMISSION.  Farking losers here, can't see the truth when its staring them in the face. Typical.

https://celebrity.nine.com.au/latest/jess-bush-australias-next-top-model-contestant-slams-modelling-industry/99517bf6-f78d-4c8e-b941-e04a3b41afe4
 
2022-06-29 10:02:43 AM  

OkieDookie: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

The Trill, who now chestburst.


They also got a redesign. Likely to make the makeup cheaper and easier to do.

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/trill rights are humon rights
 
2022-06-29 10:04:09 AM  
I got bored with Discovery because it really hasn't done much with its 31st Century premise, we still know less about that galaxy than we should, much less the crew. I like Picard better than most Trekkies but I still haven't watched most of season two, but I know (spoiler alert)        Wesley Crusher shows up eventually which makes me laugh so whatever, I'll get to it when I have time. (Is it a spoiler alert if I got spoiled by Fark threads weeks ago? Snape killed that old guy?)

Strange New Worlds is the Star Trek I wanted in the 1980s but I got Picard instead.

There is one thing I know about Star Trek though: If they don't farking bring back 90-something Shatner as Kirk one last time then fark them. Fark. Them. All.
 
2022-06-29 10:04:43 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: OkieDookie: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

The Trill, who now chestburst.

They also got a redesign. Likely to make the makeup cheaper and easier to do.

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/trill rights are humon rights


Or, Terry Farrell is allergic to a lot of the makeup they were using.
 
2022-06-29 10:09:38 AM  

OkieDookie: Tr0mBoNe: OkieDookie: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

The Trill, who now chestburst.

They also got a redesign. Likely to make the makeup cheaper and easier to do.

[Fark user image image 602x301]

/trill rights are humon rights

Or, Terry Farrell is allergic to a lot of the makeup they were using.


Memory Alpha says they wanted the appliance to start but the executives vetoed it because they wanted to show off her hotness.

As usual, there is waaaay too much info here. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Trill

Please don't spend all day on that site.. it can be a bit of a quantum singularity
 
2022-06-29 10:11:33 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: OkieDookie: Tr0mBoNe: OkieDookie: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

The Trill, who now chestburst.

They also got a redesign. Likely to make the makeup cheaper and easier to do.

[Fark user image image 602x301]

/trill rights are humon rights

Or, Terry Farrell is allergic to a lot of the makeup they were using.

Memory Alpha says they wanted the appliance to start but the executives vetoed it because they wanted to show off her hotness.

As usual, there is waaaay too much info here. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Trill

Please don't spend all day on that site.. it can be a bit of a quantum singularity


Isn't Memory Alpha a fan wiki? I could have sworn it was due to allergies. Like in another episode, they had to write her being injured and staying inside because if she's out in the sun for too long she starts to have issues.
 
2022-06-29 10:19:39 AM  

Aezetyr: Tr0mBoNe: OkieDookie: Tr0mBoNe: OkieDookie: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

The Trill, who now chestburst.

They also got a redesign. Likely to make the makeup cheaper and easier to do.

[Fark user image image 602x301]

/trill rights are humon rights

Or, Terry Farrell is allergic to a lot of the makeup they were using.

Memory Alpha says they wanted the appliance to start but the executives vetoed it because they wanted to show off her hotness.

As usual, there is waaaay too much info here. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Trill

Please don't spend all day on that site.. it can be a bit of a quantum singularity

Isn't Memory Alpha a fan wiki? I could have sworn it was due to allergies. Like in another episode, they had to write her being injured and staying inside because if she's out in the sun for too long she starts to have issues.


No idea.. memory alpha is where the trek fans ended up when Wikipedia kicked them off.

I have heard that she was photosensitive but didn't think that had anything to do with her makeup.
 
2022-06-29 10:28:23 AM  

deadsanta: IndyJohn: deadsanta: UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.

More like 45 minutes of her *not* eating anything.  Seriously she looks like a ferret who ate a squirrel once and then was so guilty its been fasting for the last two weeks.  Why the fark do farkers still dig the eating disorder postergirls, are we all still that pre-programmed by Twiggy and the bulemic 80's?

She's fat from an "eating disorder poster girl"

Get over yourself

Get over yourself, she's even BEEN an eating disorder poster girl--BY HER OWN ADMISSION.  Farking losers here, can't see the truth when its staring them in the face. Typical.

https://celebrity.nine.com.au/latest/jess-bush-australias-next-top-model-contestant-slams-modelling-industry/99517bf6-f78d-4c8e-b941-e04a3b41afe4


Dude, you're referencing an article from 3 years ago about events from over a decade ago. Looks to me that she's recovered from her disorder.
 
2022-06-29 10:29:26 AM  
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Forgot about face-ring Klingon above. I wish I had remembered, it's good to know the face of your foe
 
2022-06-29 10:32:02 AM  

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Forgot about face-ring Klingon above. I wish I had remembered, it's good to know the face of your foe


Do not bring dishonor to the House of B'ling.
 
2022-06-29 10:51:18 AM  
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"Your pain - Share it with me!!"

Fark off, pointy eared  Phil Donahugh.

Just because something IS canon, you don't HAVE to use it, guys...
 
2022-06-29 10:53:11 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Betazoids each with three boobs and two cocks?


Boobs and cocks on each and every one?  Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2022-06-29 10:53:44 AM  
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Surprise! Did you forget about us?
 
2022-06-29 10:56:34 AM  

AtomPeepers: [Fark user image image 225x225]
Surprise! Did you forget about us?


Who could forget about Mick Fleetwood.
 
2022-06-29 11:01:11 AM  
Hot babe body painted some color?

/
 
2022-06-29 11:03:47 AM  

Aezetyr: deadsanta: IndyJohn: deadsanta: UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.

More like 45 minutes of her *not* eating anything.  Seriously she looks like a ferret who ate a squirrel once and then was so guilty its been fasting for the last two weeks.  Why the fark do farkers still dig the eating disorder postergirls, are we all still that pre-programmed by Twiggy and the bulemic 80's?

She's fat from an "eating disorder poster girl"

Get over yourself

Get over yourself, she's even BEEN an eating disorder poster girl--BY HER OWN ADMISSION.  Farking losers here, can't see the truth when its staring them in the face. Typical.

https://celebrity.nine.com.au/latest/jess-bush-australias-next-top-model-contestant-slams-modelling-industry/99517bf6-f78d-4c8e-b941-e04a3b41afe4

Dude, you're referencing an article from 3 years ago about events from over a decade ago. Looks to me that she's recovered from her disorder.


Yeah, clearly once you declare victory over your disorder, it's all over-No relapses and no physical consequences of years of self abuse, I'm sure Bam Margera is nodding along with you somewhere.  Ok more likely he's on-the-nod somewhere, but still I'm sure you're right about this actor.
 
2022-06-29 11:06:29 AM  

deadsanta: IndyJohn: deadsanta: UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.

More like 45 minutes of her *not* eating anything.  Seriously she looks like a ferret who ate a squirrel once and then was so guilty its been fasting for the last two weeks.  Why the fark do farkers still dig the eating disorder postergirls, are we all still that pre-programmed by Twiggy and the bulemic 80's?

She's fat from an "eating disorder poster girl"

Get over yourself

Get over yourself, she's even BEEN an eating disorder poster girl--BY HER OWN ADMISSION.  Farking losers here, can't see the truth when its staring them in the face. Typical.

https://celebrity.nine.com.au/latest/jess-bush-australias-next-top-model-contestant-slams-modelling-industry/99517bf6-f78d-4c8e-b941-e04a3b41afe4


Cool

That doesn't make her one NOW
 
2022-06-29 11:16:23 AM  

deadsanta: Aezetyr: deadsanta: IndyJohn: deadsanta: UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.

More like 45 minutes of her *not* eating anything.  Seriously she looks like a ferret who ate a squirrel once and then was so guilty its been fasting for the last two weeks.  Why the fark do farkers still dig the eating disorder postergirls, are we all still that pre-programmed by Twiggy and the bulemic 80's?

She's fat from an "eating disorder poster girl"

Get over yourself

Get over yourself, she's even BEEN an eating disorder poster girl--BY HER OWN ADMISSION.  Farking losers here, can't see the truth when its staring them in the face. Typical.

https://celebrity.nine.com.au/latest/jess-bush-australias-next-top-model-contestant-slams-modelling-industry/99517bf6-f78d-4c8e-b941-e04a3b41afe4

Dude, you're referencing an article from 3 years ago about events from over a decade ago. Looks to me that she's recovered from her disorder.

Yeah, clearly once you declare victory over your disorder, it's all over-No relapses and no physical consequences of years of self abuse, I'm sure Bam Margera is nodding along with you somewhere.  Ok more likely he's on-the-nod somewhere, but still I'm sure you're right about this actor.


So,...she should never work again?  Really, what the hell is your point, besides trolling?  She's dealing, or dealt with, an eating disorder.  It's something that a lot of people have to deal with.   It shouldn't disqualify her from society.

Bam has addiction issues.  It sucks. And it's easy to make fun of him for relapsing.  But, breaking an addiction is damn difficult to do.
 
2022-06-29 11:19:51 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Betazoids each with three boobs and two cocks?


....Go on....
 
2022-06-29 11:22:33 AM  
I definitely don't mind more Angel in my Star Trek.
 
2022-06-29 11:27:07 AM  
There's zero reason to have the security chief be a descendant of Khan and many not to.  Spock suddenly forgot who Khan was over the next seven years and Earth's records got shiatty.  Everyone knows who she is related to
 
2022-06-29 11:31:38 AM  

mjbok: There's zero reason to have the security chief be a descendant of Khan and many not to.  Spock suddenly forgot who Khan was over the next seven years and Earth's records got shiatty.  Everyone knows who she is related to


The Microsoft LCARS 112 update hosed the records databases.  Getting rid of QA will still be biting them in the ass in the 23rd century.
 
2022-06-29 11:36:52 AM  

AtomPeepers: [Fark user image 225x225]
Surprise! Did you forget about us?


Starts at 4:26...

Enjoy the Penal Colony - Star Trek Lower Decks
Youtube dHzGjMP3DuY
 
2022-06-29 11:37:07 AM  

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Go like Pike's hair and go big!


We do not discuss it with outsiders.
 
2022-06-29 11:42:33 AM  
I bet they'll run in to those guys from TOS episode "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" and the face paint will be reversed. Also no Frank Gorshin which is a real downer.
 
2022-06-29 11:45:24 AM  

Nimbull: I bet they'll run in to those guys from TOS episode "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" and the face paint will be reversed. Also no Frank Gorshin which is a real downer.


Imagine a modern remake of The Alternative Factor.
 
2022-06-29 11:59:50 AM  

UberDave: AtomPeepers: [Fark user image 225x225]
Surprise! Did you forget about us?

Starts at 4:26...

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I totally didn't catch that! So many easter eggs in Lower Decks.
 
2022-06-29 12:00:38 PM  

deadsanta: Aezetyr: deadsanta: IndyJohn: deadsanta: UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.

More like 45 minutes of her *not* eating anything.  Seriously she looks like a ferret who ate a squirrel once and then was so guilty its been fasting for the last two weeks.  Why the fark do farkers still dig the eating disorder postergirls, are we all still that pre-programmed by Twiggy and the bulemic 80's?

She's fat from an "eating disorder poster girl"

Get over yourself

Get over yourself, she's even BEEN an eating disorder poster girl--BY HER OWN ADMISSION.  Farking losers here, can't see the truth when its staring them in the face. Typical.

https://celebrity.nine.com.au/latest/jess-bush-australias-next-top-model-contestant-slams-modelling-industry/99517bf6-f78d-4c8e-b941-e04a3b41afe4

Dude, you're referencing an article from 3 years ago about events from over a decade ago. Looks to me that she's recovered from her disorder.

Yeah, clearly once you declare victory over your disorder, it's all over-No relapses and no physical consequences of years of self abuse, I'm sure Bam Margera is nodding along with you somewhere.  Ok more likely he's on-the-nod somewhere, but still I'm sure you're right about this actor.


By this "logic", no one has control over their circumstances or any personal responsibility, therefore no one can recover from any of their issues, so they should just give in and be a farking loser? Or are you just being a troll for the sake of being a troll? Either way, you're looking like an ass.
 
2022-06-29 12:25:33 PM  

UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.


Concurs:

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2022-06-29 12:34:32 PM  
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perigee: "Your pain - Share it with me!!"


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2022-06-29 12:40:02 PM  
Is it....
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2022-06-29 1:20:05 PM  

deadsanta: UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.

More like 45 minutes of her *not* eating anything.  Seriously she looks like a ferret who ate a squirrel once and then was so guilty its been fasting for the last two weeks.  Why the fark do farkers still dig the eating disorder postergirls, are we all still that pre-programmed by Twiggy and the bulemic 80's?


You sound fat. 

But seriously, who cares if other people like her or skinny women? They are an actual, natural thing; no different from thick or chubby girls and liking anyone doesn't hurt you a damn bit.

Let. People. Like. What. They. Like.

(Pedos need not apply)
 
2022-06-29 1:58:09 PM  
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Dare we hope?
 
2022-06-29 2:57:00 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: deadsanta: UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: I hope it's the Pakleds.

Lower Decks is handling the Pakleds nicely.

No, we need more scenes of Jess Bush.  They could do 45 minutes of her eating protein recycled nachos and it would get high ratings.

More like 45 minutes of her *not* eating anything.  Seriously she looks like a ferret who ate a squirrel once and then was so guilty its been fasting for the last two weeks.  Why the fark do farkers still dig the eating disorder postergirls, are we all still that pre-programmed by Twiggy and the bulemic 80's?

You sound fat. 

But seriously, who cares if other people like her or skinny women? They are an actual, natural thing; no different from thick or chubby girls and liking anyone doesn't hurt you a damn bit.

Let. People. Like. What. They. Like.

(Pedos need not apply)


All the Andromeda fans just got sad...
 
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