Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(STLToday)   The first clue probably should have been when the "stem cells" were administered from an old Taco Bell cup   (stltoday.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Federal prosecutors, Hospital, federal funding, amniotic fluid, Al Watkins, Prosecution, trial, Clinic  
•       •       •

2014 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Jun 2022 at 9:03 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



22 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2022-06-29 11:52:52 AM  
Derges' attorney, Al Watkins, argued that she was innocent and was targeted because she provided care for underserved patients through her nonprofit clinic. He said she was naive but did not intend to deceive patients.

Being naive is not an excuse when giving medical care, it's usually referred to as malpractice.
 
2022-06-29 4:25:04 PM  

aleister_greynight: Derges' attorney, Al Watkins, argued that she was innocent and was targeted because she provided care for underserved patients through her nonprofit clinic. He said she was naive but did not intend to deceive patients.

Being naive is not an excuse when giving medical care, it's usually referred to as malpractice.


"Look, I didn't know that much fentanyl would kill someone. So I'm innocent!!! I literally had no idea!! So...we good here??"
 
2022-06-29 9:06:08 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-06-29 9:08:38 PM  
Goddam if she doesn't look like how you would expect a corrupt, asshole Republican to look.

Do they all undergo some physical transformation? Is it required? How do they do it?
 
2022-06-29 9:08:51 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-06-29 9:12:01 PM  
Taco Bell cup?  Bullshiat.  Stem cells are used to make Shakey's Pizza restaurants, not Taco Bells.
 
2022-06-29 9:15:38 PM  

Gin Buddy: Goddam if she doesn't look like how you would expect a corrupt, asshole Republican to look.

Do they all undergo some physical transformation? Is it required? How do they do it?


A lot of very pale honkeys do be Galting...
 
2022-06-29 9:16:46 PM  
To be fair - pullin that off in Nixa isn't the uphill battle one might expect.

/Honestly surprised MO GOP didn't elevate her to party chair!
//fark MO GOP
///Blue in KC...
 
2022-06-29 9:18:47 PM  
Those were just probiotics.
 
2022-06-29 9:30:45 PM  
FTFA: "She refused to resign her Missouri House seat but was stripped of her committee assignments and barred from party caucus meetings. The state GOP blocked her from running as a Republican for reelection this fall."

That doesn't sound right. There has to be something else going on. She didn't say the 2020 election was fraudulent, did she?
 
2022-06-29 9:31:10 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.comView Full Size
 
2022-06-29 9:38:46 PM  
Nixa is the birthplace of Jason Bourne.

jes sayin'
 
2022-06-29 9:40:16 PM  

danvon: FTFA: "She refused to resign her Missouri House seat but was stripped of her committee assignments and barred from party caucus meetings. The state GOP blocked her from running as a Republican for reelection this fall."

That doesn't sound right. There has to be something else going on. She didn't say the 2020 election was fraudulent, did she?


A few paragraphs up there was something about her running a non-profit clinic. Non-profit!! The GOP cannot let that go unpunished.
 
2022-06-29 9:41:40 PM  

apoptotic: danvon: FTFA: "She refused to resign her Missouri House seat but was stripped of her committee assignments and barred from party caucus meetings. The state GOP blocked her from running as a Republican for reelection this fall."

That doesn't sound right. There has to be something else going on. She didn't say the 2020 election was fraudulent, did she?

A few paragraphs up there was something about her running a non-profit clinic. Non-profit!! The GOP cannot let that go unpunished.


There it is. I knew there had to be something else.
 
2022-06-29 9:48:02 PM  

gameshowhost: [Fark user image 506x787]


Now there's something that will increase support for abortion rights.
 
2022-06-29 9:52:15 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size


You know, I could go for a crunch wrap.
 
2022-06-29 9:56:22 PM  
Just glad she is GOP.
 
2022-06-29 10:03:51 PM  
They also alleged she promoted amniotic fluid as a treatment for COVID-19 and other diseases by falsely claiming it contained stem cells.
Derges' attorney, Al Watkins, argued that she was innocent and was targeted because she provided care for underserved patients through her nonprofit clinic. He said she was naive but did not intend to deceive patients.


Dude, how can you possibly say "amniotic fluid will cure your COVID! Oh, and it has stem cells!" and then claim you "didn't INTEND to deceive your patients"?

That is pure bullshiat end to end! Even I know that, and I'm not a doctor. Where'd you get your license, back of a cereal box? (her pic sure looks like it) Or were you too high from all those narcotics you've been pushing?
 
2022-06-29 10:37:08 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Where'd you get your license, back of a cereal box?


From an article linked in TFA;

After graduation from Caribbean Medical University in Curaçao in 2014, she didn't get placed in a residency - the years-long specialty training program required to become a licensed doctor.

Three years later, she was part of a relatively new category of medical practitioners, called assistant physicians. Unlike physician assistants, who complete a master's degree program, assistant physicians are medical school graduates licensed by the state to treat patients without completing a residency.
 
2022-06-29 10:52:46 PM  
I'll be honest, the unmasking of nutcases during TFG years and then COVID has scared the living shiat out of me.  It's like a rock in the garden you walk by a thousand times as a kid, and then one day you flip it over and see that the whole time it's been crawling with a multitude of the grossest, nastiest bugs you could ever imagine.
 
2022-06-29 11:49:17 PM  

jaytkay: Gyrfalcon: Where'd you get your license, back of a cereal box?

From an article linked in TFA;

After graduation from Caribbean Medical University in Curaçao in 2014, she didn't get placed in a residency - the years-long specialty training program required to become a licensed doctor.

Three years later, she was part of a relatively new category of medical practitioners, called assistant physicians. Unlike physician assistants, who complete a master's degree program, assistant physicians are medical school graduates licensed by the state to treat patients without completing a residency.


So, the back of a cereal box, got it.
 
2022-06-30 1:42:28 AM  

Gyrfalcon: jaytkay: Gyrfalcon: Where'd you get your license, back of a cereal box?

From an article linked in TFA;

After graduation from Caribbean Medical University in Curaçao in 2014, she didn't get placed in a residency - the years-long specialty training program required to become a licensed doctor.

Three years later, she was part of a relatively new category of medical practitioners, called assistant physicians. Unlike physician assistants, who complete a master's degree program, assistant physicians are medical school graduates licensed by the state to treat patients without completing a residency.

So, the back of a cereal box, got it.


Hollywood Upstairs Medical College has standards after all, it seems.
 
Displayed 22 of 22 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.