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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   Oregon dealing with a "Biblical" Mormon infestation, and not the kind you can make go away by answering your door in the nude   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Oregon, Grasshopper, Tettigoniidae, Pesticide, northern Oregon rangeland, Cricket, Mormon cricket, Mormon crickets  
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2022-06-29 8:20:27 AM  
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Tyrone Slothrop: Rage Against the Thorazine: I'm not a Christian but even I'm starting to think god might be trying to tell y'all something.

"Stop destroying the environment"


If there was an omni potent overlord, it could restore the environment.
 
2022-06-29 7:52:39 AM  
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When life hands you grasshoppers, make Chapulines

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2022-06-29 8:25:10 AM  
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Rage Against the Thorazine: I'm not a Christian but even I'm starting to think god might be trying to tell y'all something.


"I'm not real, so stop using me to justify war, controlling people, and thinking we need to run the world based on what delusional people made up eons ago"?
 
2022-06-29 8:59:46 AM  
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AmbassadorBooze: Tyrone Slothrop: Rage Against the Thorazine: I'm not a Christian but even I'm starting to think god might be trying to tell y'all something.

"Stop destroying the environment"

If there was an omni potent overlord, it could restore the environment.


According to billboards where I live, we just all have to pray and our land will be healed by God. That's it. Everyone prays and it all goes away. It's the fault of the people who don't pray, you understand. They cause global warming by their refusal to belong to a particular megachurch.
 
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