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(Variety)   Dakota Johnson says making 50 Shades was difficult largely because author EL James is a total hack yet had creative control   (variety.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Vanity Fair, E.L. James, Dakota Johnson, takes of the movie, international star, creative control, three-film franchise, ill will  
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2022-06-29 2:42:22 AM  
'"Christian Grey put his thumb in my mouth. And then the other one. And then two more. "Wider," he said as he put in one more. "I bet you've never had this many thumbs in your mouth." I hadn't.'

You're telling me this lady is a hack?  You just lost all credibility there, Dakota.
 
2022-06-29 3:30:04 AM  
"Christian Grey put his thumb in my mouth. And then the other one. And then two more. "Wider," he said as he put in one more.

Gentleman.
 
2022-06-29 3:38:51 AM  
Werner Herzog, and Sam Raimi are surprisingly silent...
 
2022-06-29 4:44:14 AM  

LewDux: "Christian Grey put his thumb in my mouth. And then the other one. And then two more. "Wider," he said as he put in one more.

Gentleman.


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2022-06-29 6:02:55 AM  
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2022-06-29 6:35:18 AM  
At least it wasn't a whiter shade of pale.
 
2022-06-29 7:19:49 AM  
 
2022-06-29 7:41:53 AM  

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Fifty Shades of Corden w/ Jamie Dornan
Youtube ilTHiqAmuX8
 
2022-06-29 7:43:54 AM  
50 SHADES OF DREBIN (Naked Gun Meets 50 Shades of Grey)
Youtube KFCDMufbYWo
 
2022-06-29 8:08:47 AM  
Someone with no knowledge of actual S&M relationships who writes slash fiction from bad Mormon teen fantasy is a hack? No!
 
2022-06-29 8:14:53 AM  

bostonguy: At least it wasn't a whiter shade of pale.


Thanks for the ear worm.
 
2022-06-29 8:24:48 AM  
When I auditioned for that movie, I read a monologue from 'Persona' and I was like, 'Oh, this is going to be really special.'"

*cough* Bullshiat *cough*

Everybody knew this was a trashy novel being made into a quick cash grab movie.  There was literally no one connected to this movie who thought they were making high art.
 
2022-06-29 8:39:46 AM  
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2022-06-29 8:42:29 AM  
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In other news, Mormon
Moms are really repressed and really horny.

For, you guessed it, Frank Stallone and a ball gag.
 
2022-06-29 8:47:21 AM  
FTFA:

"If I had known at the time that's what it was going to be like, I don't think anyone would've done it," Johnson said. "It would've been like, 'Oh, this is psychotic.' But no, I don't regret it...There are things that I still cannot say because I don't want to hurt anyone's career and I don't want to damage anybody's reputation, but both Jamie [Dornan] and I were treated really well. [James] is a very nice woman, and she was always kind to me and I am grateful she wanted me to be in those movies."

What verbal gymnastics: "If I knew how bad it was going to be I would have never done it, and I'm not even telling you the worst of it because it's so bad it will damage reputations. But I have no regrets!"

Uh huh.

Sorry, Dakota, but if you're so bitter about the movie that you decide to do a tell-all interview, you cannot have it both ways.
 
2022-06-29 9:01:16 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Fifty Shades Generator | Terrible erotic fiction at the click of a button


"Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat looking like a stuntman's knee, and I was no different!"

that shiat made me laugh super hard.
 
2022-06-29 9:09:22 AM  

Perlin Noise: Carter Pewterschmidt: Fifty Shades Generator | Terrible erotic fiction at the click of a button

"Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat looking like a stuntman's knee, and I was no different!"

that shiat made me laugh super hard.


"Convulsing like Michael J Fox licking a car battery" is my favourite.
 
2022-06-29 9:14:41 AM  

KingKauff: bostonguy: At least it wasn't a whiter shade of pale.

Thanks for the ear worm.


We will rock you.
 
2022-06-29 9:43:32 AM  

Redh8t: Werner Herzog, and Sam Raimi are surprisingly silent...


You'll never get a Sam Raimi-directed 50SOG. How many demonic trees could afford a penthouse?
 
2022-06-29 9:50:38 AM  
You're making a movie about sex games and you want to complain about bad taste?  Little late for that, sex worker.
 
2022-06-29 9:54:52 AM  

cryinoutloud: You're making a movie about sex games and you want to complain about bad taste?  Little late for that, sex worker.


Have your costar eat pineapples... it helps with the bad taste I hear
 
2022-06-29 10:11:33 AM  
She's playing Madam Web in what assume is a Sonyverse Spider-Man spin off.
 
2022-06-29 10:58:16 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Fifty Shades Generator | Terrible erotic fiction at the click of a button


What have you unleashed?!

"With my spam castanets now much like a horse's collar, he thought it was time to start stuffing my turd-herder. Is now the time to tell him I really need to ease a stink pickle, I wondered?"
 
2022-06-29 11:11:56 AM  
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You're making a movie about sex games and you want to complain about bad taste?  Little late for that, sex worker.
 
2022-06-29 11:16:09 AM  
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They should have cast Amber Heard.
 
2022-06-29 12:31:53 PM  
Oh, looks like Dakota Johnson has found a new excuse for her lifeless acting.
 
2022-06-29 1:18:29 PM  
Let's not forget 50 shades was originally Twilight fanfic.  I think we all knew then the author was a no-talent ass-clown
 
2022-06-29 2:36:48 PM  

nitefallz: Let's not forget 50 shades was originally Twilight fanfic.  I think we all knew then the author was a no-talent ass-clown


If anyone would like to see a thorough autopsy of 50 Shades and Erica Mitchell's many failings, Dan Olson has you covered.  The "lukewarm defense" is in regards to the director and writer of the first movie, he respects how they somehow managed to turn the horrifically atrocious source material into a movie that was merely bad.

A Lukewarm Defence of Fifty Shades of Grey
Youtube qzk9N7dJBec
 
2022-06-29 7:14:21 PM  
Spanking hurt. The End
 
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