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(The Hill)   Palazzo thrown out of the Congress game, still can't remember the lyrics to the National Anthem   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Fail, United States, Jackson County Sheriff Mike Ezell, incumbent Rep. Steven Palazzo, primary runoff, American Civil War, Associated Press, campaign funds, ethics controversy  
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1682 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Jun 2022 at 3:10 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-29 3:18:38 AM  
He looks like Sean Hannity ate Sean Hannity.

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2022-06-29 3:23:22 AM  
Ezell is the Jackson County Sheriff, a position to which he was first elected in 2014. Ezell has campaigned on protecting the 2nd Amendment, securing the border, and growing the economy.


Like I've always said, if you can't trust a Mississippi county sheriff who goes into politics, who can you trust?
 
2022-06-29 3:47:21 AM  
The real question that Mississippians have to ask themselves whether they are pro Soylent Green or anti-Soylent Green
 
2022-06-29 4:03:07 AM  
Happy trails, asshole.
 
2022-06-29 4:19:41 AM  

foo monkey: He looks like Sean Hannity ate Sean Hannity.

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He looks like a mildly startled thumb in a cheap wig.
 
2022-06-29 4:59:19 AM  

foo monkey: Ezell is the Jackson County Sheriff, a position to which he was first elected in 2014. Ezell has campaigned on protecting the 2nd Amendment, securing the border, and growing the economy.


Like I've always said, if you can't trust a Mississippi county sheriff who goes into politics, who can you trust?


Wtf is a sheriff doing "growing the economy"?

Anyways all sheriff positions need to be eliminated. What a dumb and wasteful concept.
 
2022-06-29 5:15:03 AM  
Enrico Pallazzo lost? How!? I mean he foiled that assassination plot targeting the queen!
Although I guess his officiating was suspect...

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2022-06-29 5:34:11 AM  
Even without the R after his name, I'd still never vote for anyone wearing such a crap-ass rug.
 
2022-06-29 5:44:38 AM  

foo monkey: Ezell is the Jackson County Sheriff, a position to which he was first elected in 2014. Ezell has campaigned on protecting the 2nd Amendment, securing the border, and growing the economy.


Like I've always said, if you can't trust a Mississippi county sheriff who goes into politics, who can you trust?


That's the last person I would trust.
 
2022-06-29 5:50:56 AM  
Madison Cawthorn: nINETy pERCeNt of incumbents are re-elected...
 
2022-06-29 6:39:58 AM  
I'm glad I'm not the only one coming in here to comment on his obvious toupee.
 
2022-06-29 7:02:28 AM  

foo monkey: Ezell is the Jackson County Sheriff, a position to which he was first elected in 2014. Ezell has campaigned on protecting the 2nd Amendment, securing the border, and growing the economy.


Like I've always said, if you can't trust a Mississippi county sheriff who goes into politics, who can you trust?


I do declare, if you elect me, and I swear this upon my dear departed mother's grave, we will raise the household limit of gee-tars to TWO.
 
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