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(Yahoo)   CEO of major investment fund submits surprise resignation in order to 'sit at the beach and do nothing', except possibly two chicks at the same time   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line
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875 clicks; posted to Business » on 29 Jun 2022 at 5:18 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-28 10:21:43 PM  
As anyone with an older kitchen knows, Formica needs to be replaced.
 
2022-06-29 2:58:58 AM  
It's not easy to be king
 
2022-06-29 5:32:15 AM  
He basically has the same job ,just at the beach and with no paycheck.
 
2022-06-29 6:14:32 AM  

sinner4ever: He basically has the same job ,just at the beach and with no paycheck.


TFA: "Formica will remain in the business to the end of June 2023."

Nope. At the beach WITH a paycheck. It's the way it works at the top
 
2022-06-29 7:01:20 AM  

AlgaeRancher: It's not easy to be king


Tom Petty - It's Good To Be King
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2022-06-29 8:22:56 AM  
CEO, 51, to change the scenery where he sits around and does nothing to be closer to dying relatives.  Strangely not expected to be killed by roving bands of hungry Australians for his delicious nutrients.
 
2022-06-29 9:57:23 AM  
Ah yes, another planet-farking narcissist who will count his money and decide that he wants to "give back" now.  After the damage is done, and he's collected enough money to shiat in a golden toilet for the rest of his life.
What a humanitarian!  I bet he's only invested in a hundred earth-raping businesses now--but that's only so he can continue to collect profits while he's doing stock trading on his laptop in Tahiti.
 
2022-06-29 10:37:14 AM  

cryinoutloud: Ah yes, another planet-farking narcissist who will count his money and decide that he wants to "give back" now.  After the damage is done, and he's collected enough money to shiat in a golden toilet for the rest of his life.
What a humanitarian!  I bet he's only invested in a hundred earth-raping businesses now--but that's only so he can continue to collect profits while he's doing stock trading on his laptop in Tahiti.


jealous a bit much, perhaps?
 
2022-06-29 11:23:06 AM  

BigMax: As anyone with an older kitchen knows, Formica needs to be replaced.


I'm surprised they didn't give him a counter offer.
 
2022-06-29 11:48:00 AM  
that is the one and only correct move for ANYONE and EVERYONE that has earned enough money already.

GTFO of the job market, stop soaking up work others need, and start trickling down that econmoic juice, by literally not earning any more but only spending it  for the rest of your life.


If we had a life time cap of earnings that's solve a whole metric ass ton of economic woes that all stem from just one this and one thing only.
NO PERSONAL GREED LIMITS.

A culture without a top cap for individual private wealth is insane, irrational, ludicrous, denying reality, living a lie.
 
2022-06-29 5:13:45 PM  
I am pretty sure this is corporate speak for  "crap is about to hit the fan and I'm heading for the exit."
 
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