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(Twitter)   Three years ago this tweet would have read "Border Patrol seized enough fentanyl to kill more than 12 million people. Thank you President Trump for securing the border"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-06-28 7:26:28 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-06-28 9:40:27 PM  
There are no borders in the Constitution.
 
2022-06-28 9:43:31 PM  
They caught them. Sounds secure to me.
 
2022-06-28 9:43:44 PM  
Someone did a bad thing.
Authorities in charge of preventing bad thing stopped them from doing bad thing.
"WE NEED TO MAKE SURE BAD THING DOESN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!"

I think you did.
 
2022-06-28 10:08:39 PM  
"You see, it all comes down to this Biden fellow. His psycho-erotic behavior is like a net, trapping weak-minded neurotics like the men who run the drug cartels, drawing them into corresponding, intersecting patterns. You could say Biden creates his own enemies, committing the crimes using his so-called villains as narcissistic proxies. In other words, the real villain here is Biden."

--Dr. Bartholomew Wolper
 
2022-06-29 12:43:43 AM  
What does she think Border Patrol was doing?
 
2022-06-29 12:47:29 AM  
If we stop more immigrants at the border that means more got through, according to Republican lojic.  So we should catch fewer immigrants at the border and declare victory.
 
2022-06-29 12:47:49 AM  
I think they should start cutting ivermectin with fentanyl.
 
2022-06-29 12:48:41 AM  
Marsha Blackburn is an embarrassment.
 
2022-06-29 12:49:21 AM  
Hey, a callback to this old news story!

Thats a bill of lading you should look into lol

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2022-06-29 12:51:51 AM  
Make fentanyl smugglers do their own supply.  On youtube.  In 4k 60hz.  If possible have their mothers and children be forced to watch them do their supply.  Make sure the live stream includes the family members.  If they smuggle 12 million fatal doses hook them up so they get all of it at once.  Or enough narcan to keep them alive through the whole thing.

Problem solved after a dozen or so live streams.
 
2022-06-29 12:52:27 AM  

HighOnCraic: "You see, it all comes down to this Biden fellow. His psycho-erotic behavior is like a net, trapping weak-minded neurotics like the men who run the drug cartels, drawing them into corresponding, intersecting patterns. You could say Biden creates his own enemies, committing the crimes using his so-called villains as narcissistic proxies. In other words, the real villain here is Biden."

--Dr. Bartholomew Wolper


I may have to read that 8 or 10 more times tonight, just for shiats and giggles.
 
2022-06-29 12:52:56 AM  
Huge drug bust on the border.

Republicans: Why is Biden personally driving all these drugs into the US?
 
2022-06-29 12:53:10 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

MarshaBlackburn: Border Patrol seized enough fentanyl to kill more than 12 million people. We need to secure the border.


So "Border Patrol Does Its Job; We Need Border Patrol To Do Its Job!"?
 
2022-06-29 12:53:28 AM  

emersonbiggins: I think they should start cutting ivermectin with fentanyl.


Start?
 
2022-06-29 12:53:41 AM  
Maybe I should have read the thread first.....
 
2022-06-29 12:54:32 AM  

Theeng: Marsha Blackburn is an embarrassment.


Every day.
 
2022-06-29 12:54:41 AM  
You know if we stop testing and reporting, the cases go to zero
 
2022-06-29 12:55:23 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Make fentanyl smugglers do their own supply.  On youtube.  In 4k 60hz.  If possible have their mothers and children be forced to watch them do their supply.  Make sure the live stream includes the family members.  If they smuggle 12 million fatal doses hook them up so they get all of it at once.  Or enough narcan to keep them alive through the whole thing.

Problem solved after a dozen or so live streams.


What about nuking Mexico? And all the border states, just to be sure.
 
2022-06-29 12:57:48 AM  
Three years from now this tweet will be about smuggling Mifepristone into the US.  "That's enough for 12 million abortions!  Good work, officer."
 
2022-06-29 12:58:12 AM  

hissatsu: AmbassadorBooze: Make fentanyl smugglers do their own supply.  On youtube.  In 4k 60hz.  If possible have their mothers and children be forced to watch them do their supply.  Make sure the live stream includes the family members.  If they smuggle 12 million fatal doses hook them up so they get all of it at once.  Or enough narcan to keep them alive through the whole thing.

Problem solved after a dozen or so live streams.

What about nuking Mexico? And all the border states, just to be sure.


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2022-06-29 12:58:54 AM  

hissatsu: AmbassadorBooze: Make fentanyl smugglers do their own supply.  On youtube.  In 4k 60hz.  If possible have their mothers and children be forced to watch them do their supply.  Make sure the live stream includes the family members.  If they smuggle 12 million fatal doses hook them up so they get all of it at once.  Or enough narcan to keep them alive through the whole thing.

Problem solved after a dozen or so live streams.

What about nuking Mexico? And all the border states, just to be sure.


I would endorse that.  If the nukes are ground burst, the zone will be too hot for anybody to cross.  Border secured for a thousand years.
 
2022-06-29 1:01:20 AM  

emersonbiggins: I think they should start cutting ivermectin with fentanyl.


I kinda hate myself for laughing at that.
 
2022-06-29 1:04:49 AM  
Is this another attempt at a distraction? Another weak one like Gym Jordan? They are striking out big time on distractions today.

Heck, the other one was Zodiac picking on puppets.
 
2022-06-29 1:06:58 AM  

HighOnCraic: "You see, it all comes down to this Biden fellow. His psycho-erotic behavior is like a net, trapping weak-minded neurotics like the men who run the drug cartels, drawing them into corresponding, intersecting patterns. You could say Biden creates his own enemies, committing the crimes using his so-called villains as narcissistic proxies. In other words, the real villain here is Biden."

--Dr. Bartholomew Wolper


Next up on the David Endocrine Show...Stupid Human Tricks. Right after the commercial break...
 
2022-06-29 1:10:19 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: I would endorse that. If the nukes are ground burst, the zone will be too hot for anybody to cross. Border secured for a thousand years.


But there's still crossing the border by water.  Just go out to sea far enough and come back in further North.  To protect against this, we need to nuke a goodly amount of the seas.  Now it becomes easy to see the wisdom in Best Korea's actions in regards to border control.
 
2022-06-29 1:17:53 AM  
From the same party that literally bragged about/sold merchandise lauding "Cocaine Mitch."
 
2022-06-29 1:19:44 AM  
Never let a good outrage go to waste?
 
2022-06-29 1:21:02 AM  
So someone pointed out that this would indicate that the border IS secure. Then some genius lets the plan slip. No matter what it won't be good enough because any amount they seize just means that "X" amount must have gotten thru. They could literally seize every single drug that has ever been produced and ever will be, and these assholes will still whatabout it to death.

Top Gun Cantu
@TopGunCantu
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What? How so? That's just what they were able to catch. We probably can't even imagine how much came through undetected. Do you even think in those terms, or is it just a one up game to you?
 
2022-06-29 1:22:45 AM  
How many cops gave themselves Narcan after seeing the container?
 
2022-06-29 1:23:12 AM  

Mikey1969: So someone pointed out that this would indicate that the border IS secure. Then some genius lets the plan slip. No matter what it won't be good enough because any amount they seize just means that "X" amount must have gotten thru. They could literally seize every single drug that has ever been produced and ever will be, and these assholes will still whatabout it to death.

Top Gun Cantu
@TopGunCantu
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What? How so? That's just what they were able to catch. We probably can't even imagine how much came through undetected. Do you even think in those terms, or is it just a one up game to you?


The solution is to not report any seizures.  And scrub the internet and media of any mention of fentanyl.  Memory hole it.

Problem solved.
 
2022-06-29 1:25:19 AM  

LordOfThePings: What does she think Border Patrol was doing?


Think? Nah.
 
2022-06-29 1:27:12 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Mikey1969: So someone pointed out that this would indicate that the border IS secure. Then some genius lets the plan slip. No matter what it won't be good enough because any amount they seize just means that "X" amount must have gotten thru. They could literally seize every single drug that has ever been produced and ever will be, and these assholes will still whatabout it to death.

Top Gun Cantu
@TopGunCantu
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7h
What? How so? That's just what they were able to catch. We probably can't even imagine how much came through undetected. Do you even think in those terms, or is it just a one up game to you?

The solution is to not report any seizures.  And scrub the internet and media of any mention of fentanyl.  Memory hole it.

Problem solved.


jokes on you I have half a milligram of it in the back of my vehicle right now. That's enough to kill the entire NYPD, it is.
 
2022-06-29 1:28:39 AM  

hardinparamedic: AmbassadorBooze: Mikey1969: So someone pointed out that this would indicate that the border IS secure. Then some genius lets the plan slip. No matter what it won't be good enough because any amount they seize just means that "X" amount must have gotten thru. They could literally seize every single drug that has ever been produced and ever will be, and these assholes will still whatabout it to death.

Top Gun Cantu
@TopGunCantu
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7h
What? How so? That's just what they were able to catch. We probably can't even imagine how much came through undetected. Do you even think in those terms, or is it just a one up game to you?

The solution is to not report any seizures.  And scrub the internet and media of any mention of fentanyl.  Memory hole it.

Problem solved.

jokes on you I have half a milligram of it in the back of my vehicle right now. That's enough to kill the entire NYPD, it is.


Memory hole doesnt make things not exist.  It just makes things not exist in the media mind.

The nypd will just be memory holed.

The memory hole is the perfect solution.
 
2022-06-29 1:31:01 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: hardinparamedic: AmbassadorBooze: Mikey1969: So someone pointed out that this would indicate that the border IS secure. Then some genius lets the plan slip. No matter what it won't be good enough because any amount they seize just means that "X" amount must have gotten thru. They could literally seize every single drug that has ever been produced and ever will be, and these assholes will still whatabout it to death.

Top Gun Cantu
@TopGunCantu
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7h
What? How so? That's just what they were able to catch. We probably can't even imagine how much came through undetected. Do you even think in those terms, or is it just a one up game to you?

The solution is to not report any seizures.  And scrub the internet and media of any mention of fentanyl.  Memory hole it.

Problem solved.

jokes on you I have half a milligram of it in the back of my vehicle right now. That's enough to kill the entire NYPD, it is.

Memory hole doesnt make things not exist.  It just makes things not exist in the media mind.

The nypd will just be memory holed.

The memory hole is the perfect solution.


I mean I also have a gram of ketamine.

Who needs anything like memory anyway.
 
2022-06-29 1:35:41 AM  
No no no, you have to think like she and the rest of the right does. Because drugs were seized, that means the border is completely insecure and open because if it was closed with a wall and guarded by a billion soldiers then absolutely no drugs would have been seized which proves Trump is the God-Emperor of the universe.
 
2022-06-29 1:39:37 AM  
I don't speak fluent Maga Derp, but the theory seems slightly more nuanced than "Think how much more is getting in."  It appears to be this:

- T amount of drugs got stopped under Trump
- B amount are getting stopped under Biden
- assume P% of drugs are always getting through
- T is less than B

Ergo, more drugs are getting through under Biden, and that's bad.

I love that they found a way to make their stupidity so needlessly complicated.
 
2022-06-29 1:40:06 AM  
When Trump was president, the Dems offered to bipartisan support a metric assload of X-Ray scanners that were really good at catching drugs smuggled in trucks (i.e. how the overwhelming majority make it over the border), along with the training on how to use them. They pointed out that it wouldn't even be an expensive bill, and unlike a 2000 mile wall, it would actually WORK, since the drugs were coming in on regular roads on registered trucks, just hidden inside of mundane cargo.  It was rejected, because "securing the border" was never about drugs, it was entirely about racism.
 
2022-06-29 1:50:00 AM  
Isnt fentanyl mostly killing whites?

If so, just let fentanyl through.
1.  If the whites were good christians like many whites want to be seen as, they wouldnt do fentanyl.
2.  If the whites want to stop fentanyl in their communities, they should wall off their towns and check all transports in and out themselves.
3. Less whites is always a good thing.
 
2022-06-29 1:53:31 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Maybe I should have read the thread first.....


Ha!

Next, you'll be lamenting about not reading the f'n article!

/Welcome to Fark...
 
2022-06-29 1:58:56 AM  
Is that using cop math?
 
2022-06-29 2:12:16 AM  

sammyk: They caught them. Sounds secure to me.


Unless you go by the usual rule of thumb that they catch about 20% and the rest get through. Then it doesn't sound too secure.
 
2022-06-29 2:19:49 AM  

trerro: When Trump was president, the Dems offered to bipartisan support a metric assload of X-Ray scanners that were really good at catching drugs smuggled in trucks (i.e. how the overwhelming majority make it over the border), along with the training on how to use them. They pointed out that it wouldn't even be an expensive bill, and unlike a 2000 mile wall, it would actually WORK, since the drugs were coming in on regular roads on registered trucks, just hidden inside of mundane cargo.  It was rejected, because "securing the border" was never about drugs, it was entirely about racism.


Well racism and grift for Trump's donors.
 
2022-06-29 2:20:48 AM  

emersonbiggins: I think they should start cutting ivermectin with fentanyl.


A large dose of fentanyl is incredibly effective at stopping all symptoms of Covid, even moreso than Ivermectin. It is more effective than vaccines at reducing hospitalization time, and the drug's alteration of respiratory patterns renders the use of a mask completely pointless.
 
2022-06-29 3:05:52 AM  
Sorry but I stopped caring about the issues with the southern border about 10 years ago and now after Roe was overturned, truth is out.

-WAAAY more drugs and weapons come from non-southern border shipping ports
-hoards of out of staters flooding my town escaping draconian policy resulting from red-state election laws.
-pregnant women and their partners flooding our airports looking for abortions only increases the costs of airtravel.

these are all problems created by Republican Policy, none of the people I voted for in my entire life contributed to any of that.

🦗
 
2022-06-29 3:07:21 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Mikey1969: So someone pointed out that this would indicate that the border IS secure. Then some genius lets the plan slip. No matter what it won't be good enough because any amount they seize just means that "X" amount must have gotten thru. They could literally seize every single drug that has ever been produced and ever will be, and these assholes will still whatabout it to death.

Top Gun Cantu
@TopGunCantu
·
7h
What? How so? That's just what they were able to catch. We probably can't even imagine how much came through undetected. Do you even think in those terms, or is it just a one up game to you?

The solution is to not report any seizures.  And scrub the internet and media of any mention of fentanyl.  Memory hole it.

Problem solved.



"If we just stop testing, it'll go away!" -- TFG corona "logic".
 
2022-06-29 3:08:04 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Make fentanyl smugglers do their own supply.  On youtube.  In 4k 60hz.  If possible have their mothers and children be forced to watch them do their supply.  Make sure the live stream includes the family members.  If they smuggle 12 million fatal doses hook them up so they get all of it at once.  Or enough narcan to keep them alive through the whole thing.

Problem solved after a dozen or so live streams.


 I think everyone involved on the winning side of the drug war knows what an OD looks like.

doing some weirdo liveleak serial killer business wouldn't be any more effective than the severe risks and penalties already involved in trafficking.
 
2022-06-29 3:54:31 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

MarshaBlackburn: Border Patrol seized enough fentanyl to kill more than 12 million people. We need to secure the border.


How much is that in Republican cocaine orgies?
 
2022-06-29 4:31:43 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

MarshaBlackburn: Border Patrol seized enough fentanyl to kill more than 12 million people. We need to secure the border.


...you want it should have gone through?
 
2022-06-29 4:52:42 AM  
How would any amount of fetynol kill 12 million people? What was their plan? To add it to the water supply?
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Would anyone even notice a difference?
 
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