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2022-06-28 5:53:48 PM  
"Mr. President if you don't behave I'm going to turn this car around."

- Secret Service guy
 
2022-06-28 6:02:06 PM  
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2022-06-28 6:27:03 PM  
Whomever sent those texts is in a lot of trouble
 
2022-06-28 7:08:21 PM  
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2022-06-28 7:17:23 PM  

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That was fast
 
2022-06-28 7:24:19 PM  
"...Trump does read...."

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2022-06-28 8:07:59 PM  
Ten bucks says that when Trump threw his plate and splattered ketchup on the walls, filet mignon was on the menu.
 
2022-06-28 8:15:40 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Ten bucks says that when Trump threw his plate and splattered ketchup on the walls, filet mignon was on the menu.


He should be executed just for eating filet mignon well done and with ketchup.
 
2022-06-28 8:15:46 PM  
Rececently rewatched Goodfellas.  This is exactly how that movie shows this process.
 
2022-06-28 8:16:57 PM  
I just finished watching today's hearing. It's the first one I have watched all the way through. I will be interested in the documentary film guy. I was on the verge of tears a couple of times watching Cassidy Hutchinson.
 
2022-06-28 8:17:08 PM  

gopher321: "Mr. President if you don't behave I'm going to turn this car around."

- Secret Service guy


Miss Hutchinson testified that Donny assaulted and battered his head of security when Donny learned that he wouldn't be going to the Capital Building with HIS mob.
 
2022-06-28 8:17:34 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Ten bucks says that when Trump threw his plate and splattered ketchup on the walls, filet mignon was on the menu.


You sure it wasn't a hotdog
 
2022-06-28 8:18:16 PM  
Witness tampering is racketeering.

It is farking straight line from demanding Comey drop his investigation and pledge loyalty, to the moment we are in right now with "Trumpland" threatening witnesses.
 
2022-06-28 8:18:25 PM  
I've lost track of what's happening.
I'm just gonna lay down here, go on without me.
 
2022-06-28 8:18:37 PM  
Had he shown up, it would have been a shiatshow and congresscritters would have died.
 
2022-06-28 8:19:09 PM  

Unobtanium: I just finished watching today's hearing. It's the first one I have watched all the way through. I will be interested in the documentary film guy. I was on the verge of tears a couple of times watching Cassidy Hutchinson.


She WAS very compelling and very believable. The over is that there was a threat towards her life and THAT is why they bumped up the hearing.
 
2022-06-28 8:19:12 PM  
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2022-06-28 8:19:15 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Three Crooked Squirrels: Ten bucks says that when Trump threw his plate and splattered ketchup on the walls, filet mignon was on the menu.

You sure it wasn't a hotdog


do you think he ever eats any vegetables, or salad?
 
2022-06-28 8:19:43 PM  
It is truly incredible to me that the guy in question is a former president, who stands accused of higher-than-high crimes, and he continues to use the same blunt force dumbshiat mob strategy he uses to harass a vendor into giving up collections.
 
2022-06-28 8:19:43 PM  
This is just amazing. It's like watching a low-level wiseguy suddenly dragged into a speakeasy late one cold New York night, and seeing Lucky Luciano and Frank Genovese sitting at a table grinning. "Ah, Donnie. Sit down and have a beer, Donnie. Take a load off. Talk with us a while. You been a busy guy."
 
2022-06-28 8:19:45 PM  
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A person let me know you have your deposition tomorrow. He wants me to let you know that he's thinking about you. He knows you're local, and you're going to do the right thing when you go in for your deposition.
 
2022-06-28 8:20:19 PM  

Unobtanium: I just finished watching today's hearing. It's the first one I have watched all the way through. I will be interested in the documentary film guy. I was on the verge of tears a couple of times watching Cassidy Hutchinson.


A real piece of human garbage (worked for Cruz, Scalise, and Trump) that is being applauded for telling the truth while under oath more than a year after a coup attempt
 
2022-06-28 8:20:20 PM  
What the fark kind of leverage does he have?  All he's ever had is bluster and "Hey, maybe I won't be a piece of shiat to you", and everybody knows that last one's a lie.

"They have reminded me a couple of times that Trump does read transcripts and just to keep that in mind"

Yes?  And?  So?  THEREFORE?!
 
2022-06-28 8:21:08 PM  

Lady J: I've lost track of what's happening.
I'm just gonna lay down here, go on without me.


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2022-06-28 8:21:13 PM  

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That was fast


That's what stormy said.
 
2022-06-28 8:22:17 PM  

Lady J: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Three Crooked Squirrels: Ten bucks says that when Trump threw his plate and splattered ketchup on the walls, filet mignon was on the menu.

You sure it wasn't a hotdog

do you think he ever eats any vegetables, or salad?


He's a toddler who gets whatever he wants.  So probably no.
 
2022-06-28 8:22:17 PM  

Lady J: I've lost track of what's happening.
I'm just gonna lay down here, go on without me.


TL; DR Version: Cassidy Hutchison was IN the Room Where IT Happened. She has first hand knowledge. Her desk is 30 feet from the Oval Office. She was in a shiat ton of meetings and had close personal access to the major players in the Trump Administration.
 
2022-06-28 8:22:18 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Unobtanium: I just finished watching today's hearing. It's the first one I have watched all the way through. I will be interested in the documentary film guy. I was on the verge of tears a couple of times watching Cassidy Hutchinson.

A real piece of human garbage (worked for Cruz, Scalise, and Trump) that is being applauded for telling the truth while under oath more than a year after a coup attempt


I suspect she designed to talk to the Committee because the money in the  party wants DeSantis, and burning Trump now with a criminal record washes their hands of him.
 
2022-06-28 8:22:56 PM  
Yeah, I'm sure no one's being surveilled.

Keep it up, geniuses.
 
2022-06-28 8:23:25 PM  

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2022-06-28 8:24:02 PM  

The Green Intern: What the fark kind of leverage does he have?  All he's ever had is bluster and "Hey, maybe I won't be a piece of shiat to you", and everybody knows that last one's a lie.

"They have reminded me a couple of times that Trump does read transcripts and just to keep that in mind"

Yes?  And?  So?  THEREFORE?!


For this girl, he could make getting her next job in politics real easy
 
2022-06-28 8:24:11 PM  
FTFA:  "They have reminded me a couple of times that Trump does read transcripts and just to keep that in mind"

They want us to believe that Trump can read?!?!?!  BWAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
2022-06-28 8:25:19 PM  

Cafe Threads: "...Trump does read...."

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Yeah, Trump doesn't read shiat. He's got people taking notes and at best is getting one-page briefs about what happened. He might be watching some or all of this between golf games.
 
2022-06-28 8:26:21 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Three Crooked Squirrels: Ten bucks says that when Trump threw his plate and splattered ketchup on the walls, filet mignon was on the menu.

You sure it wasn't a hotdog


Hamburdler!
 
2022-06-28 8:28:31 PM  

Gestalt: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Unobtanium: I just finished watching today's hearing. It's the first one I have watched all the way through. I will be interested in the documentary film guy. I was on the verge of tears a couple of times watching Cassidy Hutchinson.

A real piece of human garbage (worked for Cruz, Scalise, and Trump) that is being applauded for telling the truth while under oath more than a year after a coup attempt

I suspect she designed to talk to the Committee because the money in the  party wants DeSantis, and burning Trump now with a criminal record washes their hands of him.


That'd fit with Fox News today suddenly appearing to give a fark about someone in the GOP trying to overthrow the government.  With so much just blatant evidence that the whole executive team was basically "the gang tries to overthrow the government", maybe the old guard has basically decided the best strategy moving forward is to throw the Trump bus under the GOP monster truck so that the public, in general, can get a 'victory', celebrate that justice has been done while forgetting entirely that a huge swath of Congress was silent or actively on-board with the whole thing in the weeks after the election.  Then the GOP can make their entire messaging strategy "$5 gas, vote GOP"
 
2022-06-28 8:30:09 PM  
They put it in farking writing.
 
2022-06-28 8:31:05 PM  

Weaver95: Whomever sent those texts is in a lot of trouble


wonder if it had to do with Eastman's phone getting jacked by the feds?
 
2022-06-28 8:31:20 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Three Crooked Squirrels: Ten bucks says that when Trump threw his plate and splattered ketchup on the walls, filet mignon was on the menu.

You sure it wasn't a hotdog


Ketchup on a Hot Dog is a hanging offense.
 
2022-06-28 8:32:39 PM  

omg bbq: Lady J: I've lost track of what's happening.
I'm just gonna lay down here, go on without me.

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fking hell i honestly flinched.  can't believe you posted that!

that scene traumatised me as a kid.  we had a pony, and I loved horses, and I've always been easily moved by film & tv.  I didn't ever watch the film again, because of that scene.

same as watership down... christ it's the bunny holocaust, for kids!  I'm terrified of that film.
 
2022-06-28 8:32:43 PM  
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2022-06-28 8:33:24 PM  

Gestalt: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Unobtanium: I just finished watching today's hearing. It's the first one I have watched all the way through. I will be interested in the documentary film guy. I was on the verge of tears a couple of times watching Cassidy Hutchinson.

A real piece of human garbage (worked for Cruz, Scalise, and Trump) that is being applauded for telling the truth while under oath more than a year after a coup attempt

I suspect she designed to talk to the Committee because the money in the  party wants DeSantis, and burning Trump now with a criminal record washes their hands of him.


I suspect she's one of the first people they talked to.
 
2022-06-28 8:35:20 PM  

Unobtanium: I just finished watching today's hearing. It's the first one I have watched all the way through. I will be interested in the documentary film guy. I was on the verge of tears a couple of times watching Cassidy Hutchinson.


Me too, have they announced when they plan to release that footage?
 
2022-06-28 8:36:12 PM  

Halfabee64: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Three Crooked Squirrels: Ten bucks says that when Trump threw his plate and splattered ketchup on the walls, filet mignon was on the menu.

You sure it wasn't a hotdog

Ketchup on a Hot Dog is a hanging offense.


I can handle it as long as mustard is there too. along with some diced onions. maybe a toss of shredded cheese. but it has to be a quality dog. Nathans is good. cooked on a grill. a kosher spear and cold beer. maybe some ruffles and french onion dip. hell while we're at it toss some chili on it and give me a fork.
 
2022-06-28 8:36:31 PM  
When the plate hits the wall like a coup on the Mall, that's a-treason!
 
2022-06-28 8:36:40 PM  

iheartscotch: Lady J: I've lost track of what's happening.
I'm just gonna lay down here, go on without me.

TL; DR Version: Cassidy Hutchison was IN the Room Where IT Happened. She has first hand knowledge. Her desk is 30 feet from the Oval Office. She was in a shiat ton of meetings and had close personal access to the major players in the Trump Administration.


and IT is a damning conversation re dumpy's involvement with Insurrectiongate... this time it's moronic ?

/sorry, I lost track a little while ago
 
2022-06-28 8:37:53 PM  

Tarl3k: FTFA:  "They have reminded me a couple of times that Trump does read transcripts and just to keep that in mind"

They want us to believe that Trump can read?!?!?!  BWAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Yeah, finding that tough to believe. Especially after it got out that White House staff had to make daily briefings 5 pages or less and load them with pictures to placate his lazy ass.
 
2022-06-28 8:39:57 PM  

Lady J: iheartscotch: Lady J: I've lost track of what's happening.
I'm just gonna lay down here, go on without me.

TL; DR Version: Cassidy Hutchison was IN the Room Where IT Happened. She has first hand knowledge. Her desk is 30 feet from the Oval Office. She was in a shiat ton of meetings and had close personal access to the major players in the Trump Administration.

and IT is a damning conversation re dumpy's involvement with Insurrectiongate... this time it's moronic ?

/sorry, I lost track a little while ago


one of us
one of us
 
2022-06-28 8:40:34 PM  
A president throwing plates of food at a wall and/or pulling a tablecloth and dumping his lunch on the floor doesn't even merit a headline today.
 
2022-06-28 8:41:17 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Lady J: iheartscotch: Lady J: I've lost track of what's happening.
I'm just gonna lay down here, go on without me.

TL; DR Version: Cassidy Hutchison was IN the Room Where IT Happened. She has first hand knowledge. Her desk is 30 feet from the Oval Office. She was in a shiat ton of meetings and had close personal access to the major players in the Trump Administration.

and IT is a damning conversation re dumpy's involvement with Insurrectiongate... this time it's moronic ?

/sorry, I lost track a little while ago

one of us
one of us


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2022-06-28 8:41:59 PM  

Tarl3k: FTFA:  "They have reminded me a couple of times that Trump does read transcripts and just to keep that in mind"

They want us to believe that Trump can read?!?!?!  BWAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


"Good luck! I'm hiding behind seven proxies your profound lack of intellectual curiosity!"
 
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