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    More: Obvious, Copyright, Copyright infringement, conceptual artist Ryder Ripps, Yuga Labs, deliberate effort, Bored Ape Yacht Club, Snoop Dogg, BAYC NFT series  
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662 clicks; posted to Business » on 28 Jun 2022 at 7:12 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-28 6:29:41 PM  
I tell you guys, my "Bored Anime Cat-girl Analogue NFTS" are the way of the future. You send me $500. I send you a drawing of a Bored Anime Cat-girl and deposit the $500 in my bank account. Then the bank's computer keeps track of the money with no need for the blockchain. I don't care about what you do with the Bored Anime Cat-girl because I made them as lazily as possible off the same basic template and I've also got 500 bucks.

Sure, this just sounds like the traditional commission process artists have used since forever but I promise that my artwork will be as lazily produced as possible and will be thoroughly uninteresting.

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2022-06-28 7:40:03 PM  
Fun fact, Bored Ape Yacht Club might not actually own the copyrights on their NFTs.

Only art created by a person may be copyrighted. Art created by randomly assembling elements without human supervision don't count, even if you own the copyright on specific elements. Which means the composition as a whole might be public domain. (Unless the copyright on those specific elements was really, really strong.)

That's why this is being filled as a trademark lawsuit. Trademarks have a completely independent set of laws.

Unfortunately I don't know any trademark lawyers who have weighed in on the subject.
 
2022-06-28 7:48:47 PM  
Oh hey, I misread that. The new NFT happens to contain a link to the actual Bored Ape Yacht Club image server.

Hyperlinks can't be copyrighted or trademarked. Like telephone numbers, they are mere facts. And anyone can publish a book of publically known facts.

So unless these new NFTs have terms and conditions that imply some sort of ownership over the images, this is going to be a really hard case to win.

This is gonna be fun to watch.
 
2022-06-28 8:15:25 PM  

Ghastly: I tell you guys, my "Bored Anime Cat-girl Analogue NFTS" are the way of the future. You send me $500. I send you a drawing of a Bored Anime Cat-girl and deposit the $500 in my bank account. Then the bank's computer keeps track of the money with no need for the blockchain. I don't care about what you do with the Bored Anime Cat-girl because I made them as lazily as possible off the same basic template and I've also got 500 bucks.

Sure, this just sounds like the traditional commission process artists have used since forever but I promise that my artwork will be as lazily produced as possible and will be thoroughly uninteresting.

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Yoink!
 
2022-06-28 8:34:49 PM  

Grauenwolf: Oh hey, I misread that. The new NFT happens to contain a link to the actual Bored Ape Yacht Club image server.

Hyperlinks can't be copyrighted or trademarked. Like telephone numbers, they are mere facts. And anyone can publish a book of publically known facts.

So unless these new NFTs have terms and conditions that imply some sort of ownership over the images, this is going to be a really hard case to win.

This is gonna be fun to watch.


SOP is to file a cease and desist and give some time for compliance before you file suit. That way they can't go into court pleading ignorance. Saves on legal fees too
 
2022-06-28 8:36:27 PM  

Ghastly: I tell you guys, my "Bored Anime Cat-girl Analogue NFTS" are the way of the future. You send me $500. I send you a drawing of a Bored Anime Cat-girl and deposit the $500 in my bank account. Then the bank's computer keeps track of the money with no need for the blockchain. I don't care about what you do with the Bored Anime Cat-girl because I made them as lazily as possible off the same basic template and I've also got 500 bucks.

Sure, this just sounds like the traditional commission process artists have used since forever but I promise that my artwork will be as lazily produced as possible and will be thoroughly uninteresting.

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So, are nipples a premium or are they more of anti-counterfeit devices?
 
2022-06-28 9:12:30 PM  

rjakobi: Ghastly: I tell you guys, my "Bored Anime Cat-girl Analogue NFTS" are the way of the future. You send me $500. I send you a drawing of a Bored Anime Cat-girl and deposit the $500 in my bank account. Then the bank's computer keeps track of the money with no need for the blockchain. I don't care about what you do with the Bored Anime Cat-girl because I made them as lazily as possible off the same basic template and I've also got 500 bucks.

Sure, this just sounds like the traditional commission process artists have used since forever but I promise that my artwork will be as lazily produced as possible and will be thoroughly uninteresting.

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So, are nipples a premium or are they more of anti-counterfeit devices?


OP has made like 30 different nipple templates and they're randomly applied.

Pick the one you find the most tittilating, which, coincidentally, is also the name of the step in the process that applies the nipples.
 
2022-06-28 9:20:51 PM  

chitownmike: Ghastly: I tell you guys, my "Bored Anime Cat-girl Analogue NFTS" are the way of the future. You send me $500. I send you a drawing of a Bored Anime Cat-girl and deposit the $500 in my bank account. Then the bank's computer keeps track of the money with no need for the blockchain. I don't care about what you do with the Bored Anime Cat-girl because I made them as lazily as possible off the same basic template and I've also got 500 bucks.

Sure, this just sounds like the traditional commission process artists have used since forever but I promise that my artwork will be as lazily produced as possible and will be thoroughly uninteresting.

[Fark user image image 850x1333]

Yoink!


DON'T FUNGE MY BORED ANIME CAT-GIRLS!!!

FUNGER!!!!
FFFFFUUUUUUNNNNNNGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!
 
2022-06-28 9:28:36 PM  

Ghastly: I tell you guys, my "Bored Anime Cat-girl Analogue NFTS" are the way of the future. You send me $500. I send you a drawing of a Bored Anime Cat-girl and deposit the $500 in my bank account. Then the bank's computer keeps track of the money with no need for the blockchain. I don't care about what you do with the Bored Anime Cat-girl because I made them as lazily as possible off the same basic template and I've also got 500 bucks.

Sure, this just sounds like the traditional commission process artists have used since forever but I promise that my artwork will be as lazily produced as possible and will be thoroughly uninteresting.

[Fark user image 850x1333]


Will you store your list of customers on the CSV ledger named "SuckerCoin"? It's a very compact system and pretty easy to take the entire network list offline via $10 USB drive.
 
2022-06-28 9:33:54 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Ghastly: I tell you guys, my "Bored Anime Cat-girl Analogue NFTS" are the way of the future. You send me $500. I send you a drawing of a Bored Anime Cat-girl and deposit the $500 in my bank account. Then the bank's computer keeps track of the money with no need for the blockchain. I don't care about what you do with the Bored Anime Cat-girl because I made them as lazily as possible off the same basic template and I've also got 500 bucks.

Sure, this just sounds like the traditional commission process artists have used since forever but I promise that my artwork will be as lazily produced as possible and will be thoroughly uninteresting.

[Fark user image 850x1333]

Will you store your list of customers on the CSV ledger named "SuckerCoin"? It's a very compact system and pretty easy to take the entire network list offline via $10 USB drive.


Nah, that's the beauty of the analogue NFT. No computers except the bank's computer... and the computer I draw the Bored Anime Cat-girl on... and the computer you keep the picture on when I send it to you oh and the computer at Newgrounds which is where I'll keep it (some pics NSFW because it's farking Newgrounds).  No blockchain, no expensive electricity bills. Once I give you the Bored Anime Cat-girl you can keep track of it yourself.
 
2022-06-28 9:45:34 PM  
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2022-06-28 9:53:24 PM  
I thought this was some kind of Gregorian chant, not a k-pop analogue.

/canto is Italian for song/singing, based on the Latin cognate cantus
 
2022-06-28 9:54:11 PM  

baronbloodbath: I thought this was some kind of Gregorian chant, not a k-pop analogue.

/canto is Italian for song/singing, based on the Latin cognate cantus


Ugh, wrong thread, I'll show myself out.
 
2022-06-28 10:58:59 PM  

Ghastly: chitownmike: Ghastly: I tell you guys, my "Bored Anime Cat-girl Analogue NFTS" are the way of the future. You send me $500. I send you a drawing of a Bored Anime Cat-girl and deposit the $500 in my bank account. Then the bank's computer keeps track of the money with no need for the blockchain. I don't care about what you do with the Bored Anime Cat-girl because I made them as lazily as possible off the same basic template and I've also got 500 bucks.

Sure, this just sounds like the traditional commission process artists have used since forever but I promise that my artwork will be as lazily produced as possible and will be thoroughly uninteresting.

[Fark user image image 850x1333]

Yoink!

DON'T FUNGE MY BORED ANIME CAT-GIRLS!!!

FUNGER!!!!
FFFFFUUUUUUNNNNNNGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!


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2022-06-28 11:09:44 PM  

baronbloodbath: baronbloodbath: I thought this was some kind of Gregorian chant, not a k-pop analogue.

/canto is Italian for song/singing, based on the Latin cognate cantus

Ugh, wrong thread, I'll show myself out.


There isn't a right thread for that. Is 4chan still a thing? You might want to try there
 
2022-06-29 8:09:10 AM  
Make it stop.
 
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