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2022-06-28 2:50:27 PM  
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2022-06-28 2:50:50 PM  
Didn't rat out Trump and Clinton, eh? Hmm...
 
2022-06-28 2:53:35 PM  
She's a rich girl, who went too far...
 
2022-06-28 2:53:40 PM  
I give her two weeks.
 
2022-06-28 2:53:52 PM  
Five months later, we get some sweet "Maxwell didn't kill herself" memes!
 
2022-06-28 2:53:59 PM  
So all all the people that seem to be in that little world of icky, she's the only one that's taken a fall?
 
2022-06-28 2:54:13 PM  
Who were her clients? The lists exist but they're protecting someone or many people.  I want to know who the child molesters are.
 
2022-06-28 2:54:48 PM  
Keep an eye on Epstein's mom!
 
2022-06-28 2:55:03 PM  
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2022-06-28 2:55:14 PM  
20 years at 60?  So, life it is then.  Going to be rough on her, probably never done any real work her whole life.

And I don't feel bad for her, I feel bad that this will stop here, there's an army of people enabling this.  Lots of blind eyes.
 
2022-06-28 2:55:18 PM  

feckingmorons: Who were her clients? The lists exist but they're protecting someone or many people.  I want to know who the child molesters are.


Anyone who follows qanon.
 
2022-06-28 2:55:42 PM  
A twitter link to Reuters.
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2022-06-28 2:56:01 PM  
Chances are she'll be put in a seg unit for her own protection. She wouldn't last long in general pop.
 
2022-06-28 2:56:02 PM  

feckingmorons: Who were her clients? The lists exist but they're protecting someone or many people.  I want to know who the child molesters are.


Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, Alan Dershowitz, just to start...
 
2022-06-28 2:57:34 PM  
And as a positive for her fellow inmates, she said she would teach them yoga.
 
2022-06-28 2:58:06 PM  

edmo: So all all the people that seem to be in that little world of icky, she's the only one that's taken a fall?


That's how they want it, that's how it will happen.
 
2022-06-28 2:58:46 PM  
Now release the client list.
 
2022-06-28 2:59:05 PM  

edmo: So all all the people that seem to be in that little world of icky, she's the only one that's taken a fall?


It was live in a cell for a decade or not live. Easy choice.
 
2022-06-28 2:59:27 PM  
inb4 "oh she's a woman that's why she got 20."

Literally the kind of cynicism Putin cleans up with, just saying.  I frankly enjoy pointing it out these days.
 
2022-06-28 3:00:24 PM  
She'll be out in ~7 years.

She'll appeal, get it lowered from 20 to 10-12.

It's probably works out to ~1 month for every underage pon-tang she farked with.
 
2022-06-28 3:04:52 PM  
Oh, her client list will be released... But you can bet it will only be the people they want you to know about. 😉
 
2022-06-28 3:05:49 PM  
State or Federal prison? Even Martha Stewart could tough out camp cupcake.
 
2022-06-28 3:07:56 PM  

FlashHarry: feckingmorons: Who were her clients? The lists exist but they're protecting someone or many people.  I want to know who the child molesters are.

Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, Alan Dershowitz, just to start...


So make the lists public.  I don't care who it is they need to shunned (and prosecuted if possible).
 
2022-06-28 3:08:52 PM  
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2022-06-28 3:11:04 PM  

BeotchPudding: She'll be out in ~7 years.

She'll appeal, get it lowered from 20 to 10-12.

It's probably works out to ~1 month for every underage pon-tang she farked with.


Federal prison doesn't do gain time like that.  She can get up to 1080 days gain time (54/yr) but generally that only advances their time to release to a halfway house.  She is doing at least 17 years.
 
2022-06-28 3:12:56 PM  

feckingmorons: BeotchPudding: She'll be out in ~7 years.

She'll appeal, get it lowered from 20 to 10-12.

It's probably works out to ~1 month for every underage pon-tang she farked with.

Federal prison doesn't do gain time like that.  She can get up to 1080 days gain time (54/yr) but generally that only advances their time to release to a halfway house.  She is doing at least 17 years.


Don't "correct" someone on the same side as you like that!
 
2022-06-28 3:13:25 PM  

Cokezeroinacan: feckingmorons: Who were her clients? The lists exist but they're protecting someone or many people.  I want to know who the child molesters are.

Anyone who follows qanon.


So why is Biden or whoever protecting the Quanon?
 
2022-06-28 3:13:33 PM  
"Ms. Maxwell has already experienced hard time during detention under conditions far more onerous and punitive than any experienced by a typical pretrial detainee, and she is preparing to spend significantly more time behind bars," Maxwell's attorneys said in their sentencing recommendation. "Her life has been ruined. Since Epstein's death, her life has been threatened and death threats continue while she is incarcerated."

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2022-06-28 3:13:46 PM  
For all the lives she hurt?

pfft
 
2022-06-28 3:14:05 PM  
This is her chance to show us all that rich people really are genetically superior to everyone else.
I'm sure she's going to be just fine!
 
2022-06-28 3:16:23 PM  
I'll be seeing you real soon
 
2022-06-28 3:16:47 PM  

whidbey: feckingmorons: BeotchPudding: She'll be out in ~7 years.

She'll appeal, get it lowered from 20 to 10-12.

It's probably works out to ~1 month for every underage pon-tang she farked with.

Federal prison doesn't do gain time like that.  She can get up to 1080 days gain time (54/yr) but generally that only advances their time to release to a halfway house.  She is doing at least 17 years.

Don't "correct" someone on the same side as you like that!


Just sharing facts I know from my stint in the pen.
 
2022-06-28 3:17:06 PM  
Is she still a British citizen? Seems like prince Andrew might arrange for her to be transferred to the UK and then released once the press forgets about her.
 
2022-06-28 3:17:07 PM  
If anyone needs a broken security camera for, I dunno, spare parts there's one in her cell.
 
2022-06-28 3:17:18 PM  
Lets make sure the video camera's are recording and the guards aren't sleeping this time, OK?
 
2022-06-28 3:18:08 PM  
This is on the entertainment tab?
 
2022-06-28 3:19:16 PM  
Trump will pardon her in 2025.
 
2022-06-28 3:21:21 PM  

Walker: I give her two weeks.


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2022-06-28 3:21:42 PM  

Boo_Guy: A twitter link to Reuters.
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This is the world we live in old timer.

I for one wake up happy every day it's not TikTok talking about t he twitter link to Reuters.
 
2022-06-28 3:21:45 PM  

freddyV: For all the lives she hurt?

pfft


What about the majority that made a fortune and had a blast?
 
2022-06-28 3:23:59 PM  

OldRod: This is on the entertainment tab?


Are you not entertained?
 
2022-06-28 3:24:48 PM  
Entertainment tab? What are you telling us about yourself, subby?
 
2022-06-28 3:25:52 PM  

feckingmorons: Who were her clients? The lists exist but they're protecting someone or many people.  I want to know who the child molesters are.


Trump, Clinton, Gats, some royalty, etc. I hope they take all of them down. That way Trump would be sure to go down. I am fine with Clinton getting busted too, even if Hillary was somehow involved. Your move.
 
2022-06-28 3:27:43 PM  
that plea window closed
amirite?
 
2022-06-28 3:27:55 PM  
With media outlets vested in either right or left wing politics who would seriously put out a list that implicates their team? If they put out a partial list people will know they're just trying to sully the other guy and play innocent. That list will never make the light of day since neither side wants to explain why it's been redacted for their safety.
 
2022-06-28 3:30:26 PM  

whidbey: inb4 "oh she's a woman that's why she got 20."

Literally the kind of cynicism Putin cleans up with, just saying.  I frankly enjoy pointing it out these days.


God that's sad.
 
2022-06-28 3:31:13 PM  
Ms. Maxwell, we regret to inform you that next week you will commit suicide.

Tragic.  Nothing could be done to prevent you from hanging yourself in your cell.

Of course, no autopsy will be performed.

. . .what a loss.
 
2022-06-28 3:31:25 PM  
Rot in a cell, human filth.

You deserve far worse, but justice has morals, unlike you.
 
2022-06-28 3:31:41 PM  

Nimbull: With media outlets vested in either right or left wing politics who would seriously put out a list that implicates their team? If they put out a partial list people will know they're just trying to sully the other guy and play innocent. That list will never make the light of day since neither side wants to explain why it's been redacted for their safety.


Meh.
 
2022-06-28 3:32:16 PM  

edmo: So all all the people that seem to be in that little world of icky, she's the only one that's taken a fall?


Epstein took a fall. Granted, it was a short fall.
 
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