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2022-06-28 2:49:05 PM  
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2022-06-28 2:51:57 PM  
PASS A LAW MAEKING THE GAAS CHEEPER THAN!!!11
 
2022-06-28 2:52:25 PM  
Yes...and?  Americans have become spoiled brats about fuel prices....The rest of the world has been paying $7 a gallon for years.
 
2022-06-28 2:52:52 PM  
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2022-06-28 2:53:21 PM  
Republicans are farking terrified right now. They need a distraction. Like... immediately.
 
2022-06-28 2:53:25 PM  

markie_farkie: PASS A LAW MAEKING THE GAAS CHEEPER THAN!!!11


You can't make gas cheaper than politicians.
 
2022-06-28 2:53:51 PM  
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2022-06-28 2:54:23 PM  
Us Californians:  "Welcome to the party, pal!"
 
2022-06-28 2:55:04 PM  
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2022-06-28 2:55:06 PM  
I have been delivering door dash in my off time in order to payoff some debt and while I understand it is normal to complain about gas prices but it doesn't seem to be changing the behavior of the people much. There are as many cars in my way as ever when I deliver and it seems like just as many people people are still paying $16 to have a Big Mac meal delivered to them.
 
2022-06-28 2:55:21 PM  
And? During Bush 2 it went over $4, so adjusted for inflation, it's lower now.
 
2022-06-28 2:55:27 PM  
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2022-06-28 2:56:02 PM  
The only way for this to be an issue for the judiciary would be if someone was doing something that is, or should be illegal. So tell me GOP, are you coming around to our view that corporate greed should be something we deal with?
 
2022-06-28 2:56:27 PM  
Wow this jan 6 stuff is horrible... Oh look shiny object! What was I doing oh voting republican!
 
2022-06-28 2:57:28 PM  

ImpendingCynic: And? During Bush 2 it went over $4, so adjusted for inflation, it's lower now.


That's impolite. You should use his proper honorific: Bush the Lesser. His father was Bush the Elder.
 
2022-06-28 2:57:52 PM  
If two or more persons conspire either to commit any offense against the United States, or to defraud the United States, or any agency thereof in any manner or for any purpose, and one or more of such persons do any act to effect the object of the conspiracy, each shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.
 
2022-06-28 2:58:05 PM  
It's Gym Jordan, subby.

GYM

Not Jim.
 
2022-06-28 2:58:26 PM  

A Cave Geek: Yes...and?  Americans have become spoiled brats about fuel prices....The rest of the world has been paying $7 a gallon for years.


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2022-06-28 2:59:46 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: ImpendingCynic: And? During Bush 2 it went over $4, so adjusted for inflation, it's lower now.

That's impolite. You should use his proper honorific: Bush the Lesser. His father was Bush the Elder.


Shrub the Lesser.
 
2022-06-28 3:00:55 PM  
What Americans care about are real kitchen table issues like gas prices and not that they are being shut out of government to be ruled by an insane oligarchy. Their coming enslavement shouldn't effect them at all.
 
2022-06-28 3:00:58 PM  
Republicans might not have caused high gas prices but they are doing everything the can to keep them high. only thing they have to run on. Well other than be number one at grabbing the steering wheel.
 
2022-06-28 3:01:31 PM  
All republicans are snowflakes
 
2022-06-28 3:01:35 PM  
Jesus, it's that scene from South Park. Where the ATF agent holds up a squeak toy in front of the reporter, then throws it and the reporter chased it.
 
2022-06-28 3:01:44 PM  
I'm not sure I can't tell if the twitter account is wearing a suit coat or not.
 
2022-06-28 3:02:00 PM  
Someone needs to make a Deepfake commercial of Trump grabbing the wheel of a car that's passing a gas station with it on sale for $3.99 a gallon.
 
2022-06-28 3:02:08 PM  
And?
 
2022-06-28 3:02:13 PM  
Gas is expensive worldwide.  GOP is cozy with the oil companies.
 
2022-06-28 3:03:06 PM  
Still about $4.80 a gallon here, but we have the lowest gas taxes in the nation.

Since I fill up about once a month, it's a mere annoyance.  Unlike, say, attempted mass murder of Congress.
 
2022-06-28 3:03:20 PM  

Chromium_One: Metastatic Capricorn: ImpendingCynic: And? During Bush 2 it went over $4, so adjusted for inflation, it's lower now.

That's impolite. You should use his proper honorific: Bush the Lesser. His father was Bush the Elder.

Shrub the Lesser.


Shrub Malapropism McPretzelchokey... the Lesser
 
2022-06-28 3:03:34 PM  
Look!  A Redbird!
 
2022-06-28 3:04:29 PM  

vrax: Us Californians:  "Welcome to the party, pal!"


I paid $5.85 on the way home last night and was elated.
 
2022-06-28 3:05:18 PM  

Alphax: Still about $4.80 a gallon here, but we have the lowest gas taxes in the nation.

Since I fill up about once a month, it's a mere annoyance.  Unlike, say, attempted mass murder of Congress.


We just had some 4.29 pop up here in Wisconsin.
 
2022-06-28 3:06:22 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Shrub Malapropism McPretzelchokey... the Lesser


Username checks out.  Still, not bad, not bad.  Maybe workshop it a bit.
 
2022-06-28 3:06:42 PM  

Weaver95: Republicans are farking terrified right now. They need a distraction. Like... immediately.


What's weird is that many people take rights more seriously than gas prices. I know it's a very strange concept.

/sarcasm if that wasn't clear
 
2022-06-28 3:06:48 PM  
Donald J. Trump tried to have 'a mob justice' party in the House. You weren't the "Honored Guests".
 
2022-06-28 3:07:10 PM  

fsbilly: vrax: Us Californians:  "Welcome to the party, pal!"

I paid $5.85 on the way home last night and was elated.


I took my truck camper to Cali to visit family last month and I learned that gas pumps max out at $175 (for regular, I bet diesel go higher). Didn't quite fill my tank.
 
2022-06-28 3:08:27 PM  
Conversatives: Companies should charge whatever they can for a product, excess prices will cause suppliers to produce more thus driving prices down till and equilibrium is reached.

Also conservatives: Why government make gas expensive?
 
2022-06-28 3:09:19 PM  
Ohmygod, don't read the replies if you value sunshine, puppies, cheesecake, fresh tomatoes and any other good thing in life. I am left wondering if any of it really exists after about 15 tweets down the page.
 
2022-06-28 3:09:25 PM  

jst3p: I have been delivering door dash in my off time in order to payoff some debt and while I understand it is normal to complain about gas prices but it doesn't seem to be changing the behavior of the people much. There are as many cars in my way as ever when I deliver and it seems like just as many people people are still paying $16 to have a Big Mac meal delivered to them.


Republicans -

Yell about circumstances, i.e. high gas prices
Buy a F250 with a lift kit
Blame Biden that you spend so much money on gas
Yell more
 
2022-06-28 3:13:13 PM  
But how much is a hand job?
 
2022-06-28 3:13:40 PM  

KodosZardoz: But how much is a hand job?


Depends on your age.
 
2022-06-28 3:14:27 PM  

KodosZardoz: But how much is a hand job?


$50 Father, same as in town.
 
2022-06-28 3:16:08 PM  
Yeah, what's the loss of a fundamental human right as an adult in the supposedly freest country on earth when gas is $5 a gallon?

As usual, the Republicans really have their priorities in order.
 
2022-06-28 3:18:39 PM  
Gas companies control the price of gas, I blame them.
 
2022-06-28 3:25:32 PM  
Oh no! Anyway...
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2022-06-28 3:26:24 PM  

ImpendingCynic: And? During Bush 2 it went over $4, so adjusted for inflation, it's lower now.


Everyone forgets this.


And yeah when my tank was 50 dollars to fill back then, it hurt just as much.
 
2022-06-28 3:26:25 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

JudiciaryGOP: Gas is $5 per gallon.


Huh, guess the GOP assholes in the Senate shouldn't have voted against the gas price protections, right?
 
2022-06-28 3:27:23 PM  
They actually floated the idea of a pardon for Hunter Biden in one of the slides to escape accountability

Biden must be a good person because if these slimes messed with my family like they have I would end them all in any way possible
 
2022-06-28 3:31:09 PM  

johnphantom: markie_farkie: PASS A LAW MAEKING THE GAAS CHEEPER THAN!!!11

You can't make gas cheaper than politicians.


But they clog the fuel pump
 
2022-06-28 3:35:47 PM  
Wake me when it's $7 a gallon, outside California, and only if that gallon is on fire.
 
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