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(Yahoo)   The impossible has been accomplished, Billie Eilish's wax figure looks even more bored and disinterested than the original   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2022-06-28 1:33:40 PM  
It would be okay if it didn't look thirty years older than she is. When she's 65 it will be very flattering.
 
2022-06-28 1:37:12 PM  
IRL, her nose is more upturned and that makes a big difference in the wax figure not looking quite like her.
 
2022-06-28 1:43:43 PM  
Billie Eilish's Wax

...I had something else in mind when I read that.
 
2022-06-28 1:45:11 PM  
That's Courtney Love.
 
2022-06-28 1:54:23 PM  
A colored wig with one of her hair styles would probably help.

/ the one in use looks suitable for a 1980s soap opera character.
 
2022-06-28 2:08:42 PM  

Lambskincoat: It would be okay if it didn't look thirty years older than she is. When she's 65 it will be very flattering.


Have you never seen a 50-year-old woman before?
 
2022-06-28 2:16:25 PM  
I think they did a good job, Subby. This looks just like her:
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2022-06-28 2:17:04 PM  
Hard to tell unless that camera pans a little lower
 
2022-06-28 2:17:21 PM  
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2022-06-28 2:21:22 PM  
Also my first thought...
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2022-06-28 2:26:24 PM  
I don't know if anyone noticed this, but she's got a nice rack.
 
2022-06-28 2:28:19 PM  

UberNeuman: I don't know if anyone noticed this, but she's got a nice rack.


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2022-06-28 2:33:04 PM  
That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks
 
2022-06-28 2:38:33 PM  

jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks


Oh come on, Janis Joplin? I think Billie's pretty. She just has sleepy eyes is all.
 
2022-06-28 2:39:02 PM  

jim32rr: UberNeuman: I don't know if anyone noticed this, but she's got a nice rack.

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While she seems like she's having fun in concerts and like on SNL and HotOnes, it cannot be fun to go through awkward teenage years in the public eye.
 
2022-06-28 2:41:59 PM  
yeah for all these folks that work this "attitude style" i got one POV.

heroine addict or you are fronting.

but any real addict can honestly act as if they are utterly disinterested and board by life, because they know from first hand xp that it is never going to get any better than they've already had, becaeu they've had heroine.

It's just the path of my life that showed me what it did. i can only accept that attitude of, life is whatever i'm board, when i know the experience is, you are board becasue have been there and done that and nothing else you will ever experience compares.

Everything else does become, yeah that's cool and all, but it's not heroin is it?

The do suffer to have that altitude, it is not cool at all to bite it from them, when you are not really suffering as they are.
 
2022-06-28 2:50:34 PM  
Not that difficult to make when you already have a Cillian Murphy one

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2022-06-28 3:06:17 PM  
I looks like her, but not like her.
 
2022-06-28 3:36:11 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: I looks like her, but not like her.


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2022-06-28 3:47:58 PM  
They just need to place the Kate McKinnon wax figure next to it to break character.
 
2022-06-28 3:48:39 PM  
The displacement solution for an underdamped vibrational system is:

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"I know!"
 
2022-06-28 3:53:06 PM  

jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks


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I hope you don't drive, cause you're farknig blind. LOL
 
2022-06-28 4:04:39 PM  
I half expected it to be wearing a crown.
 
2022-06-28 4:06:49 PM  

deanis: jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks

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I hope you don't drive, cause you're farknig blind. LOL


Janis looks like Amy Schumer with all the moisture removed from her body.

/yeah, that's uncool sue me
 
2022-06-28 4:07:13 PM  

deanis: jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks

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vs

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I hope you don't drive, cause you're farknig blind. LOL



Oh I see just fine. You might want to consider what photoshop is capable of before choosing your next internet chick.

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2022-06-28 4:09:04 PM  

Mugato: deanis: jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks

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I hope you don't drive, cause you're farknig blind. LOL

Janis looks like Amy Schumer with all the moisture removed from her body.


Well, I'm sure that's true now.

/one ticket
 
2022-06-28 4:11:03 PM  
"Barely Eilish" was the only comment featured where it appears someone even tried. Like if I was on twitter and responded to this wax figure with "Fart", my comment could have potentially been among yahoo's "best".
 
2022-06-28 4:21:52 PM  
We just watched the My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with her and her brother - they're a really cool family. Dave wanted them to adopt him.
 
2022-06-28 4:22:34 PM  

jmr61: deanis: jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks

[c.files.bbci.co.uk image 850x478]

vs

[media.vogue.co.uk image 850x478]

I hope you don't drive, cause you're farknig blind. LOL


Oh I see just fine. You might want to consider what photoshop is capable of before choosing your next internet chick.

[Fark user image 602x903]


What's wrong with her? That's what moderately healthy co-eds with a decent (natural) rack look like when they are slobbing around the house.
 
2022-06-28 4:25:52 PM  

deanis: jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks

[c.files.bbci.co.uk image 850x478]

vs

[media.vogue.co.uk image 850x478]

I hope you don't drive, cause you're farknig blind. LOL


Heavy heroin use will do that to you.

Although Janis was voted "ugliest man on campus" at UT. One of the many reasons she got the hell out of Texas.
 
2022-06-28 4:27:12 PM  

Mugato: deanis: jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks

[c.files.bbci.co.uk image 850x478]

vs

[media.vogue.co.uk image 850x478]

I hope you don't drive, cause you're farknig blind. LOL

Janis looks like Amy Schumer with all the moisture removed from her body.

/yeah, that's uncool sue me


/and sounded like a cat getting run through a bandsaw

/not really into either
 
2022-06-28 4:47:07 PM  
Doesn't look that much different than her.
I'd change the wig though - with that blonde mop, she looks like Eminem
 
2022-06-28 4:51:02 PM  
People get way too hung up on (female) singers' looks.  As David Mitchell said, "Look, I'm fulfilling my contract.  It doesn't say, "also has to seem like you give a sh*t"..."
 
2022-06-28 5:05:14 PM  
We are hating on Billie Eilish now?
F*cking boomers, man
 
2022-06-28 5:15:54 PM  

jim32rr: UberNeuman: I don't know if anyone noticed this, but she's got a nice rack.

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Must be going to the Dollar Palace.
 
2022-06-28 5:22:54 PM  

Bslim: We are hating on Billie Eilish now?
F*cking boomers, man


I doubt it.  Most Boomers probably only have a hazy idea of who she is in the first place.  Then you'd have to suppose that they gave a sh*t.  Check with the under-50s.
 
2022-06-28 5:25:29 PM  

Billy Liar: Bslim: We are hating on Billie Eilish now?
F*cking boomers, man

I doubt it.  Most Boomers probably only have a hazy idea of who she is in the first place.  Then you'd have to suppose that they gave a sh*t.  Check with the under-50s.


She one of those mumbell rappers
 
2022-06-28 5:39:54 PM  
The "Barely Eilish" tweet is pretty damn funny.
 
2022-06-28 5:41:09 PM  

madgonad: jmr61: deanis: jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks

[c.files.bbci.co.uk image 850x478]

vs

[media.vogue.co.uk image 850x478]

I hope you don't drive, cause you're farknig blind. LOL


Oh I see just fine. You might want to consider what photoshop is capable of before choosing your next internet chick.

[Fark user image 602x903]

What's wrong with her? That's what moderately healthy co-eds with a decent (natural) rack look like when they are slobbing around the house.


But those knees.

There's always going to be a studman69 to shiat on any female celebrity.  I'm surprised he didn't say she needs to smile more too.

She's curvy in all the right places and those are some rockin tits.  I'd have hit that like the fist of an angry god in my younger days.
 
2022-06-28 5:44:51 PM  
To be honest, that's not THAT bad as far as these figures go. It 80% looks like her.  Way above average.
 
2022-06-28 6:27:01 PM  
I saw a little of that Letterman interview and she seems like a nice kid actually.  My daughter played me one of her songs and the 'mumble' bit seems accurate.  Thats ok, it's pop music for teenagers.  Good on her.
 
2022-06-28 6:43:12 PM  

jmr61: deanis: jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks

[c.files.bbci.co.uk image 850x478]

vs

[media.vogue.co.uk image 850x478]

I hope you don't drive, cause you're farknig blind. LOL


Oh I see just fine. You might want to consider what photoshop is capable of before choosing your next internet chick.

[Fark user image image 602x903]


Gnarly knees.
 
2022-06-28 7:10:20 PM  

jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks


Joplin wasn't that bad-looking when she was around Eilish's age.

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2022-06-28 7:24:21 PM  

madgonad: jmr61: deanis: jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks

[c.files.bbci.co.uk image 850x478]

vs

[media.vogue.co.uk image 850x478]

I hope you don't drive, cause you're farknig blind. LOL


Oh I see just fine. You might want to consider what photoshop is capable of before choosing your next internet chick.

[Fark user image 602x903]

What's wrong with her? That's what moderately healthy co-eds with a decent (natural) rack look like when they are slobbing around the house.


Co-eds? OK, boomer.
 
2022-06-28 7:39:15 PM  

Bslim: We are hating on Billie Eilish now?
F*cking boomers, man


I mean... she just mumble sings all her shiat, so once the novelty of a singer who doesn't vomit notes everywhere like Christina Aguilera or sound like every other pop singer wears off all you're left with is a deep sense of musical ennui when listening to her.
 
2022-06-28 8:23:56 PM  
Also, a lot of you are f*cking gross.
 
2022-06-28 9:21:04 PM  

educated: Also, a lot of you are f*cking gross.


Welcome to fark?

We live on the internet and our brains are trash.
 
2022-06-28 9:32:29 PM  

jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks


She was ugly only because she was addicted to every drug known to man.  If you've ever seen a picture of her BEFORE she was addicted to drugs (there aren't many, but there's some), she's stunning.

She went from looking like a teenage model to looking like she was 50 in the span of about 5 years.

/Drugs are bad, mmmkay.
 
2022-06-28 11:30:11 PM  

jake3988: jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks

She was ugly only because she was addicted to every drug known to man.  If you've ever seen a picture of her BEFORE she was addicted to drugs (there aren't many, but there's some), she's stunning.

She went from looking like a teenage model to looking like she was 50 in the span of about 5 years.

/Drugs are bad, mmmkay.


No one ever posts the pics of Jim Morrison just before he died for the same reason. Drugs and alcohol abuse will absolutely destroy your looks and health.

/DARE should have just been before and after pictures of Morrison, Joplin, Elvis, Teddy Kennedy, and so on.
 
2022-06-29 2:48:03 AM  

Neondistraction: madgonad: jmr61: deanis: jmr61: That's the worst looking talented chick since Janis Joplin.

Not saying she's close to Joplin talent-wise.

But she definitely is close in looks

[c.files.bbci.co.uk image 850x478]

vs

[media.vogue.co.uk image 850x478]

I hope you don't drive, cause you're farknig blind. LOL


Oh I see just fine. You might want to consider what photoshop is capable of before choosing your next internet chick.

[Fark user image 602x903]

What's wrong with her? That's what moderately healthy co-eds with a decent (natural) rack look like when they are slobbing around the house.

But those knees.

There's always going to be a studman69 to shiat on any female celebrity.  I'm surprised he didn't say she needs to smile more too.

She's curvy in all the right places and those are some rockin tits.  I'd have hit that like the fist of an angry god in my younger days.


Proceed with my blessing, my child.
 
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