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(Cracked)   The Viking Age ended because a dude got stabbed in the junk   (cracked.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Harold Godwinson, Harald III of Norway, English king Harold Godwinson, end of the Viking Age, Battle of Stamford Bridge, Battle of Hastings, Ridiculous Viking names, British Isles  
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533 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 28 Jun 2022 at 1:35 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-28 1:11:47 PM  
Ok this isn't fun anymore, we are going home
 
2022-06-28 1:14:14 PM  
Sometimes having smaller balls works out as there's less surface area to strike.
 
2022-06-28 1:21:19 PM  
They never recovered from the Herschel Walker trade.
 
2022-06-28 1:28:00 PM  
Always make sure there's an angry dwarf in the party.
 
2022-06-28 2:05:20 PM  
FARK Squirrel is the corner, cowering.
 
2022-06-28 2:07:24 PM  
I binged the TV show Vikings a while ago. I learned to hate them all. The show had long dramatic episodes when one of the main characters died. I was glad to see them dead. If the show was only 1/2 accurate they were evil savages.
 
2022-06-28 2:34:55 PM  
If you're crossing a bridge, and the dude ahead of you gets skewered in the junk, you'd think twice before crossing too.
 
2022-06-28 4:04:30 PM  
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OK - so, I'm that guy that has this book in his office at work. To read. For fun.

sooo... no. Funny headline, though.
 
2022-06-28 5:03:11 PM  
"They're Swedish nazis."

"I hate Swedish nazis."

*police cruiser shifts into first*
 
2022-06-28 5:15:39 PM  
The famous 'owie, my bælls' battle.
 
2022-06-28 6:40:48 PM  
Or maybe we just got sick of their shiat...

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2022-06-28 9:35:04 PM  

FarkingChas: I binged the TV show Vikings a while ago. I learned to hate them all. The show had long dramatic episodes when one of the main characters died. I was glad to see them dead. If the show was only 1/2 accurate they were evil savages.


Floki was a bad motherfucker.......
 
2022-06-28 9:44:54 PM  
A lot of things come to an end when some dude gets stabbed in the junk.  It's just one of those things.
 
2022-06-28 11:52:55 PM  
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:
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2022-06-29 1:06:49 AM  

WordsnCollision: Or maybe we just got sick of their shiat...

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Man, what the hell did he eat to shiat rock?

I mean, I've had some gnarly ones after a week of taking Norco, but damn.
 
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