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(YouTube)   ZeFrank has dropped a new "True Facts" on the beaver. Nice   (youtube.com) divider line
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2022-06-28 10:35:18 PM  
as a canadian, i found this informative, and hilarious. thanks subby
 
2022-06-28 10:39:06 PM  
Thanks, subby!
 
2022-06-28 10:41:55 PM  
Nice Beaver!

Thank you, I just had it stuffed.

/obscure?
 
2022-06-28 10:43:27 PM  
What's the dirtiest thing ever said on TV?

Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.

/obscure?
 
2022-06-28 10:50:41 PM  
I prefer Hinterland Who's Who, preferably just after I'm done watching an episode of The Littlest Hobo or Beachcombers.
 
2022-06-28 11:36:52 PM  
I was kayaking on the Green River in NC a couple of days ago and met a nice beaver mom and dad. I heard the beaver babies, too, though I didn't get to see them. It was pretty special. Stopped at a mud bank to look for tracks and found granddaddy beaver's skull. I still wish I had seen the babies, though.
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2022-06-29 12:15:15 AM  

milleniumhand: Stopped at a mud bank to look for tracks and found granddaddy beaver's skull.


Granddaddy Beaver Skull is the name of my... penis.
 
2022-06-29 1:08:24 AM  
We have beavers at our cabin.  Awesome guys.

Did you know Beavers also eat fish?

My daughter's kindergarten teacher didn't and told my daughter she was wrong.  Well, my daughter stuck to her guns which was very brave and brought in a picture of a beaver eating a fish.  She knew this because she observed one of ours eating a trout.

I'm very proud of my girl, because even today as a young adult, she won't let people tell her she is wrong when she knows she's right
 
2022-06-29 1:23:31 AM  

Mark Ratner: What's the dirtiest thing ever said on TV?

Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.

/obscure?


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2022-06-29 1:28:02 AM  
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2022-06-29 2:00:52 AM  

gilatrout: We have beavers at our cabin.  Awesome guys.

Did you know Beavers also eat fish?

My daughter's kindergarten teacher didn't and told my daughter she was wrong.  Well, my daughter stuck to her guns which was very brave and brought in a picture of a beaver eating a fish.  She knew this because she observed one of ours eating a trout.

I'm very proud of my girl, because even today as a young adult, she won't let people tell her she is wrong when she knows she's right


Beavers are fish. God says so.
 
2022-06-29 2:05:17 AM  
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2022-06-29 3:50:21 AM  
This was great! I love these informative nature documentaries narrated by a Morgan Freeman impersonator
/good stuff Subs
 
2022-06-29 4:46:35 AM  

Mark Ratner: /obscure? x 2


Nothing is obscure on Fark....nothing
 
2022-06-29 5:29:35 AM  
Not gonna watch a YouTube, but does he explain where you massage the beaver to get it to exude its musky fluid?
 
2022-06-29 5:54:04 AM  

Mark Ratner: Nice Beaver!

Thank you, I just had it stuffed.

/obscure?


You should show it off to all your friends.
 
2022-06-29 7:50:58 AM  

algman: Not gonna watch a YouTube, but does he explain where you massage the beaver to get it to exude its musky fluid?


In icky, icky detail.
 
2022-06-29 7:55:28 AM  
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2022-06-29 8:09:58 AM  
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2022-06-29 8:30:53 AM  

Zero Point Scalar Field: milleniumhand: Stopped at a mud bank to look for tracks and found granddaddy beaver's skull.

Granddaddy Beaver Skull Scull is the name of my... penis.


FTFY. "Row, ya cranky old bastard! ROW!"
 
2022-06-29 9:08:49 AM  
If you liked Ze's Beaver, you may enjoy...
Kids in the Hall: Trapper
Youtube tbfA5L3YAO0
 
2022-06-29 10:16:43 AM  
Came for Primus.  Leaving disappointed.
 
2022-06-29 10:31:53 AM  
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"Beaver Patrol! Calling all beavers!"
 
2022-06-29 11:42:05 AM  
"Jerry, that's not science, that's niche pornography!"
 
2022-06-29 2:09:11 PM  

algman: Not gonna watch a YouTube, but does he explain where you massage the beaver to get it to exude its musky fluid?


Yep. Also, the "eating chili right outta the can" bit damn near killed me.
 
2022-06-29 4:29:17 PM  
How I Met Your Mother - Beaver Hand Puppets | FOX Home Entertainment
Youtube knobmUd-r5E
 
2022-06-29 10:08:47 PM  

some_beer_drinker: as a canadian, i found this informative, and hilarious. thanks subby


My girlfriend is from Canada! Do you know her?
 
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