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(Some chick)   Fellas, it doesn't matter if you got a long dong as long as you know how to waddle in her twaddle   (thescienceofsex.substack.com) divider line
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559 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 28 Jun 2022 at 3:05 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-28 12:33:25 PM  
I don't think most guys who are hung up on dick size are all that concerned about whether their partner will enjoy it more.
 
2022-06-28 1:11:13 PM  
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2022-06-28 1:27:55 PM  
We are more interested in what you do with all of you than your penis size. Sex is more than how two genitals fit in each other. For great sex, we need all of you and not just your penis.

See, I TOLD you they love that thing I do with my big toe!
 
2022-06-28 1:36:13 PM  
Moby - Bodyrock (The Official Video)
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2022-06-28 2:07:52 PM  
First the bologna thread and now this.  Must be beat up on the "big"guys day.
 
2022-06-28 3:10:14 PM  
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2022-06-28 3:11:00 PM  
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2022-06-28 3:19:25 PM  
Size-queens may disagree.
 
2022-06-28 3:26:26 PM  
 
2022-06-28 3:33:27 PM  
As an unattractive and not particularly well endowed man, I struggle more to get to the sex bit, than during the sex bit. There are a lot of ways to get a woman off, usually they're happy to tell you what works for them if you ask. I've never been with a woman who said they only way they can climax is by being aggressively pounded with a rolling pin, but I'm sure she's out there too. As mentioned in the article certain positions work better than others as well, get creative.
 
2022-06-28 3:36:30 PM  

BeotchPudding: Fellas, it doesn't matter if you got a long dong as long as you know how to waddle in her twaddle

That's something someone with a small penis would say....


That doesn't make it untrue. There are a lot of very satisfied lesbians around.
 
2022-06-28 3:37:42 PM  
Dear Men, We're More Interested in What You do in Bed Than Your Penis Size
Stop obsessing over your penis.


Bullshiat. Women follow it, too. Stop making this a one sided thing. That said, there is no way to find an "average size" for the ol' tallywhacker. That thing is a dozen different sizes during the course of any one day.
 
2022-06-28 3:38:19 PM  
If your penis is small, then you're the perfect size for doggy style. This position gives maximum penetration, and if you add a pillow under her belly, it will blow her mind.

If you get down on all fours and a pillow can prop up your belly, you might be an American.
 
2022-06-28 3:54:41 PM  
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2022-06-28 4:29:09 PM  
Dear girls, it doesn't matter how big it is but it's what needs the attention.

/a guy
 
2022-06-28 5:32:48 PM  
I mean, yeah, it's important to know how to use it... but not gonna lie, it's nice when it's... um, full-sized. Just sayin'.
 
2022-06-28 6:02:03 PM  
No matter how big a penis, the tongue beats it in maneuverability any day of the week.
 
2022-06-28 6:08:37 PM  
It's not "waddle in her twaddle"
It's "What Ho!" in her twat-hole
 
2022-06-28 6:14:01 PM  
keep your fingernails clipped and compliment her alot.
 
2022-06-28 6:15:50 PM  
Ftfa
He assumed his size meant he didn't need to do much to pleasure me, which was not only true, but also a real turn off

So it's true his size meant he didn't need to do much to pleasure her but it turned her off?
 
2022-06-28 6:51:06 PM  
Lets all be honest.  No matter how flexible his pelvis is, if he got a micro peen, aint nobody gonna want that.

Unless he got lots of money.  Then some women will put up with micro ding dong.

The government should gitmo anybody with less than average peen size at 16 years of age..  Then each year refactor the average size.  Over some generations eventually average weeners will be in the 16 to 18 inch range.  Or have the government operation warp speed peener genetic modifications.  Crisper tech that makes the average size acceptable.

Problem solved.
 
2022-06-28 7:19:00 PM  
If I had a long flag along
If you like boobs a lot, tag along
 
2022-06-28 7:27:15 PM  

GypsyJoker: If I had a long flag along
If you like boobs a lot, tag along


The Fugs - Boobs a Lot
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2022-06-28 7:57:31 PM  
Good thing I'm packing AND have the desired skills.
 
2022-06-28 8:26:48 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: keep your fingernails clipped and compliment her alot.


"Love your nails."

Sloooorp!
 
2022-06-28 8:36:46 PM  

CptnSpldng: Hooker with a Penis: keep your fingernails clipped and compliment her alot.

"Love your nails."

Sloooorp!


Sure Cpt thats why your nails should be clipped. So she can suck them.
 
2022-06-28 8:43:11 PM  
Guys, no matter what you may read, everything is a lie. The ladies don't know what they want. They only know that it isn't exactly what you're bringing. The best move is to hold back and give her the opportunity to fake it first. After that you can finish and hope for success the next time.

Whatever occurs, find out where her body hurts and learn to give a good massage.
 
2022-06-28 8:44:34 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: CptnSpldng: Hooker with a Penis: keep your fingernails clipped and compliment her alot.

"Love your nails."

Sloooorp!

Sure Cpt thats why your nails should be clipped. So she can suck them.


If that's what she's into. I'm not judging.
 
2022-06-29 1:00:43 AM  

Nurglitch: Size-queens may disagree.


There are two kinds of size queens: the ones who think that bigger is better because porn, and the ones for whom bigger is never big enough.

The former may dump you because they got more than they bargained for.  The latter will dump you as soon as they find a bigger dick.

/there's always a bigger dick
 
2022-06-29 5:37:51 AM  
Ugh, I've (supposedly) gotten girls "there" on dozens of occasions, but I've still never been good enough for PI* :/

/ Although I suppose that's at least partly because my first almost-sexual encounter ended with me being laughed at for my (lack of) size :/
// 🎵 pretendpretendpretend you don't care 🎶
 
2022-06-29 7:35:44 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Lets all be honest.  No matter how flexible his pelvis is, if he got a micro peen, aint nobody gonna want that.

Unless he got lots of money.  Then some women will put up with micro ding dong.

The government should gitmo anybody with less than average peen size at 16 years of age..  Then each year refactor the average size.  Over some generations eventually average weeners will be in the 16 to 18 inch range.  Or have the government operation warp speed peener genetic modifications.  Crisper tech that makes the average size acceptable.

Problem solved.


That's not happening if TFA gets elected again....
 
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