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(NBC 15 Madison)   "So you see, she knew I was gonna lead the Army of the Twelve Monkeys into the pages of history before it ever even occurred to me"   (nbc15.com) divider line
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2022-06-28 11:28:39 AM  
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2022-06-28 6:10:14 PM  
Dipshiat. Most zoo animals have been fed by humans their whole lives and wouldn't last long on the outside
 
2022-06-28 6:10:17 PM  
"Twelve monkeys, Aaron. Twelve. Monkeys. Not two otters, not two owls, but twelve monkeys. Your inabilities to count and distinguish between animals has doomed us all."
 
2022-06-28 6:17:16 PM  
Come on...what's wrong with "BARABOO-BOO AT THE ZOO!! "
 
2022-06-28 6:18:10 PM  
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2022-06-28 6:23:00 PM  
WE DID IT!
 
2022-06-28 6:36:39 PM  
Wish.com's version of Vince Vaughn. Probably going to make a show called Cracked Horribly.
 
2022-06-28 7:00:53 PM  

Mega Steve: Dipshiat. Most zoo animals have been fed by humans their whole lives and wouldn't last long on the outside


Nonsense. A zebra alone will keep your whole family fed for months. Get a big freezer. Four or five if you're hoping to bag the giraffe.

Oh, heck, he only let loose two owls and two otters? Are you kidding me? They're barely even edible. Pass the ketchup.
 
2022-06-28 7:07:42 PM  

Mega Steve: Dipshiat. Most zoo animals have been fed by humans their whole lives and wouldn't last long on the outside


Wait. So those pets that got loose shouldn't have been shot by the pigs?
 
2022-06-28 8:06:18 PM  

waxbeans: Mega Steve: Dipshiat. Most zoo animals have been fed by humans their whole lives and wouldn't last long on the outside

Wait. So those pets that got loose shouldn't have been shot by the pigs?


That just made me remember, in The Spy Next Door, one of the characters feeds bacon to their pet pig. Ugh.
 
2022-06-28 11:00:26 PM  
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2022-06-29 12:38:02 AM  
Middle name of Wayne?

Definitely a serial killer.
 
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