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(Click Orlando)   'Potential odor' halts American Airlines flight heading to Florida, because the last thing we need to do is import more strange smells to the strangest state   (clickorlando.com) divider line
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2022-06-28 3:38:57 PM  
An American Airlines flight from North Carolina to Florida was halted after a "potential odor" was reported,

'I think I'm about to smell something, quick everyone off the plane!'
 
2022-06-28 6:16:51 PM  
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2022-06-28 6:42:18 PM  
More like "potent odor", amiright?
 
2022-06-28 6:43:09 PM  
I just ate a green chile and bean potential odor...
 
2022-06-28 6:43:25 PM  
Britney Spears took off her shoes again?
 
2022-06-28 6:44:09 PM  

WordsnCollision: More like "potent odor", amiright?


North Carolina to Florida, who cares
 
2022-06-28 6:47:02 PM  
Ankh-Moorpork scoffs.
 
2022-06-28 6:48:10 PM  
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He who
potentially smelt it likely dealt it. That's my policy.
 
2022-06-28 6:49:23 PM  
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2022-06-28 6:50:00 PM  
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2022-06-28 7:00:58 PM  

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I didn't know fabreese could kill you, I've wanted to kill people for using it but I  guess that may work itself out
 
2022-06-28 7:01:04 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: An American Airlines flight from North Carolina to Florida was halted after a "potential odor" was reported,

'I think I'm about to smell something, quick everyone off the plane!'


Came to say this.

Ground all flights. We might or might not smell something in the future.
 
2022-06-28 7:04:01 PM  
When I worked at Intel, during the mid 90s, I farted in one of the hallways (near manufacturing). It was one of those haven't-had-a-shiat-in-3-days farts, fueled with several meals of kimchi, German, and Indian food. Not more than 30 seconds later, we get a floor-wide evacuation notice with alarms and everything for "possible toxic fumes", so that segment of the building all went outside. When the crew got there, the smell was gone and they brought everyone back in 10-15 minutes later. I didn't put 2+2 together until a bit later that day.

One of my prouder moments in corporate America.
 
2022-06-28 7:04:19 PM  
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2022-06-28 7:04:33 PM  

chitownmike: b0rg9: [i.imgur.com image 640x640]

I didn't know fabreese could kill you, I've wanted to kill people for using it but I  guess that may work itself out


Ha, yeah, when that stuff first came out it was way more inert but now it's just another flavor of Glade.
 
2022-06-28 7:08:16 PM  

neilbradley: When I worked at Intel, during the mid 90s, I farted in one of the hallways (near manufacturing). It was one of those haven't-had-a-shiat-in-3-days farts, fueled with several meals of kimchi, German, and Indian food. Not more than 30 seconds later, we get a floor-wide evacuation notice with alarms and everything for "possible toxic fumes", so that segment of the building all went outside. When the crew got there, the smell was gone and they brought everyone back in 10-15 minutes later. I didn't put 2+2 together until a bit later that day.

One of my prouder moments in corporate America.


A few times I've let a long stinker loose in the elevator if I'm alone in it to give the next rider a treat.
 
2022-06-28 7:09:23 PM  

neilbradley: When I worked at Intel, during the mid 90s, I farted in one of the hallways (near manufacturing). It was one of those haven't-had-a-shiat-in-3-days farts, fueled with several meals of kimchi, German, and Indian food. Not more than 30 seconds later, we get a floor-wide evacuation notice with alarms and everything for "possible toxic fumes", so that segment of the building all went outside. When the crew got there, the smell was gone and they brought everyone back in 10-15 minutes later. I didn't put 2+2 together until a bit later that day.

One of my prouder moments in corporate America.


That is a CSB...Still not my fave Fark fart story..That goes to whomever it was that said they farted
and their dog started to dry heave...That still makes me chuckle..
 
2022-06-28 7:12:10 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: neilbradley: When I worked at Intel, during the mid 90s, I farted in one of the hallways (near manufacturing). It was one of those haven't-had-a-shiat-in-3-days farts, fueled with several meals of kimchi, German, and Indian food. Not more than 30 seconds later, we get a floor-wide evacuation notice with alarms and everything for "possible toxic fumes", so that segment of the building all went outside. When the crew got there, the smell was gone and they brought everyone back in 10-15 minutes later. I didn't put 2+2 together until a bit later that day.

One of my prouder moments in corporate America.

That is a CSB...Still not my fave Fark fart story..That goes to whomever it was that said they farted
and their dog started to dry heave...That still makes me chuckle..


At a buddy's house watching football years ago one of us kept getting up to go outside to fart.  After three times I asked they were really that bad, he said 'trust me'.  Later on I had to use the bathroom after he did and my eyes were watering and my stomach suddenly wasn't happy anymore.  I didn't hurl but it was damn close.
 
2022-06-28 7:17:48 PM  
Maybe the smell is just trying to return home.
They shouldn't interfere with that.
 
2022-06-28 7:40:30 PM  
Is this one of those bad-translation thingys like I was reading earlier where "jerk chicken" came out on the menu as "rude obnoxious chicken"?

"Potential odor" and "possible smell" MIGHT make sense if followed by "of smoke" after all.
 
2022-06-28 8:10:38 PM  

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2022-06-28 8:50:38 PM  
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2022-06-28 9:09:37 PM  
It's OK....
But it smells a bit....
 
2022-06-28 9:34:26 PM  
The customers were asked to deplane on the taxiway and were taken back to the terminal to board another plane to be flown to Melbourne.

Damn, why'd they fly them to Austria?
 
2022-06-28 10:18:12 PM  
Well, it could have easily become a Kinetic Odor, which would have certainly brought down the plane.

Can't be too careful.
 
2022-06-29 1:37:30 AM  
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