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(Al Jazeera)   In this day of profound change and unrest, it is comforting to know that some long-held traditions are still being celebrated, such as the US tradition of killing al-Qaeda #2's   (aljazeera.com) divider line
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2022-06-28 11:26:40 AM  
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2022-06-28 1:52:29 PM  
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2022-06-28 1:55:16 PM  
It is a shame. He was up for a promotion to Russian general.
 
2022-06-28 1:59:03 PM  
They must be getting desperate.  Even I got that job posting on Indeed

al-Qaeda VP of Operations
Skills: Breathing, SharePoint
Pay:  You won't live long enough for a check but it will be quick and painless
Benefits:  Bunch of virgins and an oasis
 
2022-06-28 1:59:32 PM  
I'm surprised they can find anyone still willing to take that job. That's gotta be a thin stack of resumes.
 
2022-06-28 2:01:39 PM  
It was a abortion
 
2022-06-28 2:01:48 PM  
We're #1 at killing #2s!
 
2022-06-28 2:04:41 PM  
We've dumped so many #2 that we might as well be a sewer system.
 
2022-06-28 2:05:25 PM  
It's nothing but a game of Whack a mole.
 
2022-06-28 2:07:21 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: It's nothing but a game of Whack a mole.


Whack a mole is fun.
 
2022-06-28 2:07:21 PM  
The attack on Monday targeted Abu Hamzah al Yemeni, a "senior leader" of al-Qaeda-aligned Hurras al-Din, while he was travelling alone on a motorcycle

Is everyone else in that organization teleworking too?
 
2022-06-28 2:08:47 PM  
I like it when that happens.
 
2022-06-28 2:12:14 PM  

Nurglitch: Day_Old_Dutchie: It's nothing but a game of Whack a mole.

Whack a mole is fun.


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2022-06-28 2:21:29 PM  
Damn - three days 'til retirement!
 
2022-06-28 2:24:38 PM  

giantmeteor: I'm surprised they can find anyone still willing to take that job. That's gotta be a thin stack of resumes.


Well, the Christian Taliban has no shortage of cosplayers that don't like the US that might volunteer.
 
2022-06-28 2:27:06 PM  
Killing #2s is the name of my Proctology-themed Barbershop Quartet/Slayer Tribute Project.

/we're opening for Nickleback
 
2022-06-28 2:32:23 PM  

BenSaw2: Damn - three days 'til retirement!


His last thoughts as the missuiles were launched? "I'm getting to old for this Shi'ite."

/Yes I know Al-Qaeda is not a Shi'ite organization
//Joke doesn't work the other way, so just relax and enjoy the Sunni day
///Also, Fark wants me to use the swear jar when typing shiite without the '. That seems odd.
 
2022-06-28 2:40:27 PM  

Vern: BenSaw2: Damn - three days 'til retirement!

His last thoughts as the missuiles were launched? "I'm getting to old for this Shi'ite."

/Yes I know Al-Qaeda is not a Shi'ite organization
//Joke doesn't work the other way, so just relax and enjoy the Sunni day
///Also, Fark wants me to use the swear jar when typing shiite without the '. That seems odd.


"Wahabi" is much more challenging pun to pull off.
 
2022-06-28 2:42:54 PM  
most number 2's are a piece of crap anyway...
 
2022-06-28 2:43:32 PM  
At this point I'm surprised they haven't set up a labeled "#2" office, and put an inflatable doll or something at the desk.
 
2022-06-28 3:09:47 PM  

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2022-06-28 3:51:36 PM  

giantmeteor: I'm surprised they can find anyone still willing to take that job. That's gotta be a thin stack of resumes.


Not that hard hard to find people.  Number 3 just moves up to number 2. I'd start to get real nervous by the time I become Al Qaeda's number 4 guy.
 
2022-06-28 4:44:37 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: It's nothing but a game of Whack a mole.


Guacamole is not considered a game, my friend. It is a serious art form that is normally eaten. I feel that your mother never explained to you that you do not play with your food and, your spelling is frankly atrocious.
 
2022-06-28 4:46:20 PM  
Should've worn a helmet
 
2022-06-28 5:02:50 PM  
Strange. I didn't hear about any republican senators dying...
 
2022-06-28 5:07:58 PM  
No word on whether he "died like a dog, died like a coward" and whether or not the "world is a safer place without him"... it's like Biden isn't even trying...
 
2022-06-28 5:19:32 PM  

MythDragon: giantmeteor: I'm surprised they can find anyone still willing to take that job. That's gotta be a thin stack of resumes.

Not that hard hard to find people.  Number 3 just moves up to number 2. I'd start to get real nervous by the time I become Al Qaeda's number 4 guy.


I wonder how long it takes to get vested into their pension plan. #4 is still a pretty impressive career in any organization, that would be a good time to retire.
 
2022-06-29 2:52:02 AM  

beezeltown: Killing #2s is the name of my Proctology-themed Barbershop Quartet/Slayer Tribute Project.

/we're opening for Nickleback


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