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(Twitter)   Rep. Q*bert (R-✝) goes full Christofascist, says she's "tired of this separation of church and state junk" and "the church is supposed to direct the government" (w/video)   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-06-28 10:01:06 AM  
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2022-06-28 10:19:00 AM  
"Democracy is boring!"
 
2022-06-28 10:22:51 AM  
If the Founding Fathers wanted the church to direct the Government, wouldn't there be something about that in the constitution? Maybe a position of "Supreme Priest Of The United States"? Or are you saying that the people that were creating the country just couldn't do it because reasons, but they really wanted to?
 
2022-06-28 10:23:18 AM  
Well... If the Democrats can't figure out how to run on *gestures to all of this* then I really don't know what to tell them.

This is it. This is the defining moment of our lives. Don't f*ck it up.
 
2022-06-28 10:23:28 AM  
The young ladies at the bowling alley are tired of seeing your husband's junk.
 
2022-06-28 10:29:16 AM  

Bootleg: If the Founding Fathers wanted the church to direct the Government, wouldn't there be something about that in the constitution? Maybe a position of "Supreme Priest Of The United States"? Or are you saying that the people that were creating the country just couldn't do it because reasons, but they really wanted to?


They were prevented from writing it down, obviously, because of the Liberal MSM Drive-by media of the time.
 
2022-06-28 10:30:19 AM  
Did she come up with that when she claimed to  drive around the entire earth in a less than 2 months?
 
2022-06-28 10:40:18 AM  
The country only needs 20 Commandments.

(sound of stone breaking apart)

The country only needs 10 Commandments.
 
2022-06-28 10:46:05 AM  
The Founding Fathers also wanted Anna de Armas have sex with me every night.  It's in the Federalist Papers.  Somewhere in the back.
 
2022-06-28 10:52:48 AM  
Which church? There is no one church.
 
2022-06-28 10:53:53 AM  

Ambivalence: Which church? There is no one church.


The Mormons.  I am sure she would be fine with that.
 
2022-06-28 11:00:22 AM  
I feel like: "If'n there was a law, it'd be agin' it!"
 
2022-06-28 11:01:41 AM  
Ask her if there should be a separation of mosque and state.
 
2022-06-28 11:04:25 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Ask her if there should be a separation of mosque and state.


She's not stupid.  She knows the dangers of malaria.
 
2022-06-28 11:24:30 AM  
Another Republican with no idea of what is actually in the Constitution.  Or knows and just doesn't care.  Or both.  Whatever, she's an idiot and just...

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2022-06-28 11:38:05 AM  
Splendid.
Now, whose church?


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2022-06-28 12:00:28 PM  
Exterminate the American Taliban.
 
2022-06-28 12:00:39 PM  
Ppl c me Baphomettin'

/dey hatin'
 
2022-06-28 12:00:42 PM  
I'm OK with the Satanic Temple directing government.
 
2022-06-28 12:01:38 PM  

dildo tontine: The Founding Fathers also wanted Anna de Armas have sex with me every night.  It's in the Federalist Papers.  Somewhere in the back.


You have to hold a lighter up behind it to make it appear. It's like a "National Treasure" thing.
 
2022-06-28 12:02:55 PM  
Wow she keeps getting worse. I'd say something about going back to her prior job, but you can't talk about that truth apparently.
 
2022-06-28 12:03:02 PM  
The whore of Babylon spends an awful lot of time in the temple of greed, no?
 
2022-06-28 12:03:04 PM  
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2022-06-28 12:03:52 PM  

dildo tontine: Ambivalence: Which church? There is no one church.

The Mormons.  I am sure she would be fine with that.


I will forever wonder what would happen if some chud like Gingrich made Romney's mormonism an issue in the 2012 primaries.
 
2022-06-28 12:03:52 PM  
She absolutely right, if she's talking about the founding fathers of AFGHANISTAN
 
2022-06-28 12:04:19 PM  
Serious question - how do I get a permit to burn a flag? Because I wanna burn this one in front of the Pennsylvania state capitol building.
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2022-06-28 12:04:31 PM  
She's as much of a Christian as I am and with considerably less knowledge of the source material.

/she's also as much of an American as I am and with considerably less knowledge of the source material.
 
2022-06-28 12:04:33 PM  
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We accept these terms.

I still can't figure out why these guys and the GOP don't get along, they agree on every foundational issue.
 
2022-06-28 12:04:40 PM  
How much did Cruz pay her to say that.
 
2022-06-28 12:04:45 PM  

dildo tontine: Ambivalence: Which church? There is no one church.

The Mormons.  I am sure she would be fine with that.


That's funny! 
Everyone KNOWS that the Roman Catholic Church is the ONE TRUE CHURCH and the Pope is the direct representative of Christ on Earth.

I'm sure Congresscritter Qbert is fine with that.
 
2022-06-28 12:04:58 PM  
"The church is supposed to direct the government" per the founding fathers. "

Way to show off that GED.
 
2022-06-28 12:05:04 PM  
I don't want a theocracy. But if we gotta have one... it will be a Catholic one and I'll enjoy every minute of making sure that the Evangelicals who wanted a theocracy submit to the authority of the pope and venerate the Holy Virgin Mother.
 
2022-06-28 12:05:04 PM  
I hate her soooooo much.  Just a constant embarrassment to the state of Colorado.  There are pockets, but most of us aren't this stupid and/or willfully ignorant.
 
2022-06-28 12:05:06 PM  
Someone drop this woman off in the middle of Saudi Arabia.
 
2022-06-28 12:05:11 PM  
Then explain Article 6 of the U.S. constitution, young missy
 
2022-06-28 12:05:17 PM  
This should have been covered in your high school civics class, Klannie Oakley.

Oh wait...
 
2022-06-28 12:05:21 PM  

abb3w: Splendid.
Now, whose church?



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2022-06-28 12:05:31 PM  
"Junk"? Your primary is today, you idiot clown. You will likely be separated from your job, the one you use to grift your constituents and other morons with. If there's any justice, you will be junked.
 
2022-06-28 12:05:36 PM  
Piled on all of the other investigations into her illegal activities, I would like to add an investigation into who took her GED for her in order for her to pass.

Maybe that will be the one that takes her down.
 
2022-06-28 12:05:45 PM  
That was spoken as coherently as a high school dropout that waited 16 years to get a GED.

Wait a minute...
 
2022-06-28 12:05:46 PM  
Umm, why is she in government?  A woman must hold no authority over a man.  Right there in the Bible.
 
2022-06-28 12:06:17 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Well... If the Democrats can't figure out how to run on *gestures to all of this* then I really don't know what to tell them.



Yes, indeed, and they are just saying the scary stuff out loud.  But please, for the love of farking Satan, please run on something more than "we're not them"
 
2022-06-28 12:06:58 PM  

kbronsito: I don't want a theocracy. But if we gotta have one... it will be a Catholic one and I'll enjoy every minute of making sure that the Evangelicals who wanted a theocracy submit to the authority of the pope and venerate the Holy Virgin Mother.


I'd prefer reform Jewish. They pretty much live and let live, and don't let their religion infect politics.

Plus, free Challah maybe?
 
2022-06-28 12:07:02 PM  
There is nobody alive that can speak for the founders but if there were the last person we would look to would be Yosemite Samantha.
 
2022-06-28 12:07:07 PM  
Boebert is getting primaried today, no?
Heard Dems are switching over to vote for her opponent.
Hope she goes the way of Cawthorn.
 
2022-06-28 12:07:11 PM  
I don't blame her, I blame the morons who elected her
 
2022-06-28 12:07:46 PM  

phaseolus: Then explain Article 6 of the U.S. constitution, young missy


Or George farking Washington's Letter to the Touro Synagogue. Or any number of other documents.
 
2022-06-28 12:07:47 PM  
According to the founders....women should not have a voice.
 
2022-06-28 12:08:02 PM  
You laugh, but this is what her base believes.

Ask me how many Baptist dipshiats I've met in my life who have told me, with 100% sincerity, that the Founders were all Christians and public schools have rewritten history.

I'm wondering if we have enough people here to fund a commune in another country? We pool our resources and migrate to a free country, have a big party, and then go about our lives.
 
2022-06-28 12:08:04 PM  
Well, Jesus was a friend of prostitutes.
 
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