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(NYPost)   Subby doesn't know who Diego Schwartzman is either, but his girlfriend is even hotter than your mom   (nypost.com) divider line
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1046 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Jun 2022 at 10:05 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-28 9:55:05 AM  
They'll have plenty of time to see the city when he gets straight setted by one of the worst players in the tournament.
 
2022-06-28 10:03:42 AM  
I hope so, my mom is dead.
 
2022-06-28 10:05:19 AM  
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Schwartzman, who was pictured carrying two tennis rackets...

I'm guessing this "reporter" has to take off her shirt to count to two. Either that or Iran's crack Photoshop team is sabotaging the NY Post website.
 
2022-06-28 10:07:31 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [nypost.com image 767x1023]

Schwartzman, who was pictured carrying two tennis rackets...

I'm guessing this "reporter" has to take off her shirt to count to two. Either that or Iran's crack Photoshop team is sabotaging the NY Post website.


Poor guy can't even afford a gear bag.
 
2022-06-28 10:13:48 AM  
Diego Schwartzman is a scrappy little player.

He's only like 5'9", which is small in a sport where the best players are all tall, lanky 6'5" basketball types.
 
2022-06-28 10:23:36 AM  
Oh wow - she IS pretty. Might want to lay off the lip fillers a little bit tho.
 
2022-06-28 10:39:28 AM  

grokca: I hope so, my mom is dead.


So not hot, but cool.
 
2022-06-28 10:47:23 AM  
There is no woman on this planet hot enough to make me click on the NYPost.
subby and the greenlighting Admin can go shove a tennis racket up their f*cking asses.
 
2022-06-28 10:56:00 AM  
Meh
 
2022-06-28 11:12:43 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: There is no woman on this planet hot enough to make me click on the NYPost.
subby and the greenlighting Admin can go shove a tennis racket up their f*cking asses.


I clicked so you don't have to. She's very attractive. I she so unbelievably hot that this needed to be greenlit? Nah.
 
2022-06-28 11:50:59 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: There is no woman on this planet hot enough to make me click on the NYPost.
subby and the greenlighting Admin can go shove a tennis racket up their f*cking asses.


strangest perfect user name......
 
2022-06-28 12:34:23 PM  
A millionaire sports star with an attractive girlfriend? Nah, that never happens.
 
2022-06-28 1:22:14 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [nypost.com image 767x1023]

Schwartzman, who was pictured carrying two tennis rackets...

I'm guessing this "reporter" has to take off her shirt to count to two. Either that or Iran's crack Photoshop team is sabotaging the NY Post website.


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THERE ARE THREE RACKETS!
 
2022-06-28 4:49:57 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [nypost.com image 767x1023]

Schwartzman, who was pictured carrying two tennis rackets...

I'm guessing this "reporter" has to take off her shirt to count to two. Either that or Iran's crack Photoshop team is sabotaging the NY Post website.


she's SHORTER than him (he's 5'7") and still a model? huh.
 
2022-06-28 4:53:16 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [nypost.com image 767x1023]

Schwartzman, who was pictured carrying two tennis rackets...

I'm guessing this "reporter" has to take off her shirt to count to two. Either that or Iran's crack Photoshop team is sabotaging the NY Post website.


also, "dieschwartzman." I was going to say it's German for "the schwartzman" until I realized it's actually "the black man."
 
2022-06-29 9:20:57 AM  
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OK, OK, someone had to...
 
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