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2022-06-28 7:33:55 AM  
Shoot the dorks off some orcs.

That's a great recruiting slogan.
 
2022-06-28 7:39:40 AM  
If this is just an excerpt from an article in The Times, why not just post the link to The Times?
 
2022-06-28 7:40:15 AM  
Approves.

Robocop - Attempted rape (argh! my groin!)
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2022-06-28 7:41:36 AM  
Physically destructive as well as insanely demoralizing, it's a smart tactic. Keep blowing their nuts off, boys.
 
2022-06-28 7:48:02 AM  

buster_v: If this is just an excerpt from an article in The Times, why not just post the link to The Times?


Only reason I can think of is the Times has a paywall, so 98% of people wouldn't be able to read it. Do Paywalled articles ever get greenlit? I can't think  of one...
 
2022-06-28 7:51:52 AM  
Next thing you know the Russians will get in crotch armor to stop this but at the end of the day have tons of people in the field hospital with junk paper cuts from the loose cardboard some chuckle head up the supply chain replaced the armor with to sell on the black market.
 
2022-06-28 7:54:29 AM  
Not a bad idea. Even if they miss such a small target there is some juicy arteries to either side.

Plus, pelvic region bleeders? A fully equipped trauma surgeon doesn't have a good chance with that.
 
2022-06-28 7:56:52 AM  
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Pictured: Russian testicle body armor, 6 pack.
 
2022-06-28 7:58:38 AM  
The NVA called it, "Grabbing the enemy by the belt."  Get up so close that Air and Artillery can't be used without killing their own.
 
2022-06-28 8:01:01 AM  

mrparks: Not a bad idea. Even if they miss such a small target there is some juicy arteries to either side.

Plus, pelvic region bleeders? A fully equipped trauma surgeon doesn't have a good chance with that.


Pretty much what the soldier said. It's below the plate carrier, so not much protection. Here's the quote from TFA:

"You're destroying his arteries and breaking his pelvis. He cannot escape, he cannot run, he cannot crawl, he cannot do anything. It's impossible to give first aid to a man wounded in this area. You can't use a tourniquet or bandage."

Yep, the Ukrainians are definitely breaking Russia's balls.
 
2022-06-28 8:01:11 AM  

mrparks: Not a bad idea. Even if they miss such a small target there is some juicy arteries to either side.

Plus, pelvic region bleeders? A fully equipped trauma surgeon doesn't have a good chance with that.


Yeah they kind of mentioned all of that in the article.
 
2022-06-28 8:02:25 AM  
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2022-06-28 8:04:55 AM  

Armchair_Invective: The NVA called it, "Grabbing the enemy by the belt."  Get up so close that Air and Artillery can't be used without killing their own.


See also; Grozny c. 1994 and 1999.
 
2022-06-28 8:06:20 AM  
If they survive good luck having kids.
 
2022-06-28 8:23:01 AM  

Lord Brixton: buster_v: If this is just an excerpt from an article in The Times, why not just post the link to The Times?

Only reason I can think of is the Times has a paywall, so 98% of people wouldn't be able to read it. Do Paywalled articles ever get greenlit? I can't think  of one...


Yes I've run into a good many.
 
2022-06-28 8:27:14 AM  

mrparks: Not a bad idea. Even if they miss such a small target there is some juicy arteries to either side.

Plus, pelvic region bleeders? A fully equipped trauma surgeon doesn't have a good chance with that.


Three to be more accurate plus its a nerve center for the lower body. any hit in this area will immediately render the target immobile with nerve damage and or broken bones or in a state of bleeding to death. The only survivable wound without immediate attention would be a flesh wound to the upper leg or hip area. Everything else is packed with blood vessels bones or nerves. 
Almost effective as a headshot.
 
2022-06-28 8:44:20 AM  
Now that I think about it a bet. I don't think Shaman is a good name for that group. They should be known as the "Nut Crackers".
 
2022-06-28 8:56:54 AM  
This article brought to you by Russian army vet Ivan Utoff.
 
2022-06-28 9:00:45 AM  
The US Army Infantry Field Manual talks about "timer shots" and "switch shots". A shot in the abdomen is a timer shot--it will take time before they bleed out, during which, they are still a threat and can still fire a weapon. A head shot is a switch shot--they go down and stay down. They also list the pelvis as a switch shot for the same reason the soldier in the article mentioned:
"You're destroying his arteries and breaking his pelvis. He cannot escape, he cannot run, he cannot crawl, he cannot do anything. It's impossible to give first aid to a man wounded in this area. You can't use a tourniquet or bandage."
 
2022-06-28 9:05:54 AM  
Ouch.
 
2022-06-28 9:12:08 AM  
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2022-06-28 9:44:06 AM  

Lord Brixton: buster_v: If this is just an excerpt from an article in The Times, why not just post the link to The Times?

Only reason I can think of is the Times has a paywall, so 98% of people wouldn't be able to read it. Do Paywalled articles ever get greenlit? I can't think  of one...


No, it's spelled out in the submission guidelines
 
2022-06-28 9:46:53 AM  
If you hit juuuuust forward of the taint, you can use his dick like a Pez dispenser.
 
2022-06-28 9:49:38 AM  

Nimbull: Next thing you know the Russians will get in crotch armor to stop this but at the end of the day have tons of people in the field hospital with junk paper cuts from the loose cardboard some chuckle head up the supply chain replaced the armor with to sell on the black market.


Been done
 
2022-06-28 10:00:15 AM  

Nimbull: Now that I think about it a bet. I don't think Shaman is a good name for that group. They should be known as the "Nut Crackers".


New uniforms
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2022-06-28 10:15:04 AM  
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No hard feelings!
 
2022-06-28 10:18:36 AM  

Pert: [Fark user image image 320x180]

No hard feelings!


No hard anything, anymore....
 
2022-06-28 10:57:07 AM  
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2022-06-28 11:28:55 AM  

RobotSpider: The US Army Infantry Field Manual talks about "timer shots" and "switch shots". A shot in the abdomen is a timer shot--it will take time before they bleed out, during which, they are still a threat and can still fire a weapon. A head shot is a switch shot--they go down and stay down. They also list the pelvis as a switch shot for the same reason the soldier in the article mentioned:
"You're destroying his arteries and breaking his pelvis. He cannot escape, he cannot run, he cannot crawl, he cannot do anything. It's impossible to give first aid to a man wounded in this area. You can't use a tourniquet or bandage and nobodyis going to use their hands to put pressure on that!"


Ftfh
 
2022-06-28 11:32:13 AM  

Prof. Frink: If you hit juuuuust forward of the taint, you can use his dick like a Pez dispenser.


Um, OK, I guess, if you are into that kinda thing.
NTTAWWT
 
2022-06-28 11:38:28 AM  

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Is that from a game? If so, which one?
 
2022-06-28 11:50:18 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: MythDragon: [i.imgur.com image 471x264] [View Full Size image _x_]

Is that from a game? If so, which one?


Sniper Elite series.
 
2022-06-28 12:51:19 PM  
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2022-06-28 12:51:33 PM  
Agrees with their methods:

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2022-06-28 1:27:56 PM  

Private_Citizen: mrparks: Not a bad idea. Even if they miss such a small target there is some juicy arteries to either side.

Plus, pelvic region bleeders? A fully equipped trauma surgeon doesn't have a good chance with that.

Pretty much what the soldier said. It's below the plate carrier, so not much protection. Here's the quote from TFA:

"You're destroying his arteries and breaking his pelvis. He cannot escape, he cannot run, he cannot crawl, he cannot do anything. It's impossible to give first aid to a man wounded in this area. You can't use a tourniquet or bandage."

Yep, the Ukrainians are definitely breaking Russia's balls.


Challenge accepted.

Gay Navy Investigation
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2022-06-28 1:31:50 PM  

SpaceMonkey-66: Pert: [Fark user image image 320x180]

No hard feelings!

No hard anything, anymore....


That's literally the joke...

Tim: No hard feelings.
Duane: You shot me in the bollocks.
Tim: Like I said, no hard feelings.
 
2022-06-28 1:50:53 PM  
His handle should be Chopper.

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2022-06-28 2:07:11 PM  

Pert: Private_Citizen: mrparks: Not a bad idea. Even if they miss such a small target there is some juicy arteries to either side.

Plus, pelvic region bleeders? A fully equipped trauma surgeon doesn't have a good chance with that.

Pretty much what the soldier said. It's below the plate carrier, so not much protection. Here's the quote from TFA:

"You're destroying his arteries and breaking his pelvis. He cannot escape, he cannot run, he cannot crawl, he cannot do anything. It's impossible to give first aid to a man wounded in this area. You can't use a tourniquet or bandage."

Yep, the Ukrainians are definitely breaking Russia's balls.

Challenge accepted.

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Can't access it. Looks like it runs afoul of the Mormons
 
2022-06-28 2:13:38 PM  
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Putin's new trans Troops.
 
2022-06-28 4:41:02 PM  
Butters is in the Ukrainian special forces now?

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Even Cartman says that is wrong.
 
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