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(ESPN)   Adrian Peterson and LeVeon Bell aren't asleep at the switch, hold out hope for an exhibition boxing match   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-06-28 3:02:36 AM  
Saying "switch" in a headline involving Adrian Peterson?  Lulz.

+1 for Subby.
 
2022-06-28 3:14:47 AM  
Well let's hope neither of them catches a stray thumb to the ocular socket.
 
2022-06-28 7:40:39 AM  
That sounds stupid and embarrassing for all involved including the spectators.
 
2022-06-28 7:48:47 AM  
Several NFL players and just about every non-player that ever shook hands with AP said the same thing. He was absolutely the strongest person they ever met. 

He would crush your hand and almost rip your arm off. Not because he was mean he was just so damn strong he didn't realize it.
 
2022-06-28 9:42:04 AM  
The only way that would be even remotely watchable is if a meteor happened to take both of them out sometime during the 1st or 2nd round.
 
2022-06-28 9:54:40 AM  
I can only imagine the mountains of coke they must spend all their money on.
 
2022-06-28 10:20:03 AM  

bionicjoe: Several NFL players and just about every non-player that ever shook hands with AP said the same thing. He was absolutely the strongest person they ever met. 

He would crush your hand and almost rip your arm off. Not because he was mean he was just so damn strong he didn't realize it.


His spouse and child disagree

I could be more understanding of the 2014 allegations of beating his son, if he didn't get nailed for abusing his wife just a few months ago.

A boxing match makes sense, because he sure likes to hit things.
 
2022-06-28 10:41:57 AM  
But yeah, Le'Veon made the right call sitting out an entire year
 
2022-06-28 11:04:35 AM  

The_Sponge: Saying "switch" in a headline involving Adrian Peterson?  Lulz.

+1 for Subby.


Like rape jokes, nothing like a headline making light of child abuse to bring a chuckle.  Plus, it gets funnier each time.

https://www.fark.com/comments/9502211/Columnist-whips-up-a-defense-of-Adrian-Peterson-that-is-so-stupid-it-hurts

https://www.fark.com/comments/8432847/Adrian-Peterson-asks-Viking-teammates-to-beat-their-opponent-Really-whip-their-butts

/At least Subby didn't write something like "they're making a switch at running back."

https://www.fark.com/comments/10235085/Adrian-Peterson-does-not-feel-need-to-switch-way-he-disciplines-his-children

https://www.fark.com/comments/10137437/Well-thats-a-switch-Adrian-Peterson-intends-to-start-at-RB-for-Redskins

https://www.fark.com/comments/8729268/Adrian-Peterson-switches-his-mind-shows-up-for-OTAs

https://www.fark.com/comments/8614502/Pending-outcome-of-NFLs-appeal-Vikings-say-theyre-ready-to-welcome-Adrian-Peterson-back-but-hes-indicated-that-he-might-prefer-to-make-a-switch

https://www.fark.com/comments/8436520/People-who-know-Adrian-Peterson-say-theyve-only-ever-seen-evidence-of-good-parenting-now-please-stop-hitting-them-with-a-switch-AP

https://www.fark.com/comments/8416884/The-Vikings-have-switched-their-decision-on-Adrian-Peterson-sending-a-blow-to-his-ability-to-play-guaranteeing-that-it-will-be-difficult-to-beat-those-little-saints-this-weekend

https://www.fark.com/comments/8856300/Will-Chip-Kelly-tame-Falcons-How-will-Vikings-switch-things-up-with-AP-back-in-lineup-Are-49ers-more-than-a-giant-dumpster-fire-Find-out-tonight-with-a-Monday-Night-Football-doubleheader-at-7-pm-EST

//then there are all the belt, spank, beat headlines...

///and before you tell me to "Lighten up, Francis" or "Welcome to Fark," this was a 4-year-old.
 
2022-06-28 11:05:41 AM  
 
2022-06-28 11:22:47 AM  
I haven't seen the tale of the tape, but I would guess it would be close if they really go at it.   AP should have the size and reach advantage, Bell is younger and probably more athletic.   That's just my wild ass guess.   Maybe they could double up against Butterbean.
 
2022-06-28 12:56:16 PM  

Dr.Fey: Plus, it gets funnier each time.


Just like "Hitler was from Australia!" and "Amelia Airhart was deaf!!"--it's like Married With Children: So entirely predictable that only morons laugh, but boy do they laugh.

For some reason, every time.
 
2022-06-28 3:51:51 PM  
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