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2022-06-27 9:02:02 PM  
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2022-06-27 9:09:30 PM  
BANG!!
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"Sorry!"
 
2022-06-27 9:10:55 PM  

Private_Citizen: BANG!!
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"Sorry!"


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2022-06-27 9:12:14 PM  
Canadians fought on D-Day.  They don't just sit around at home eating back bacon.
 
2022-06-27 9:28:24 PM  
Shhhh, eh.
 
2022-06-27 11:35:31 PM  
I'm pretty sure they are eating Kraft dinner and pepperonis supplied by the "other" guys nearby.
 
2022-06-28 1:20:52 AM  
There are a lot of Ukrainians here.
 
2022-06-28 1:27:18 AM  
It's not like Canada is doing much internationally. They might have gotten bored and wandered off with a load-out suitable to an extended deployment.
 
2022-06-28 1:29:37 AM  
Thanks for helping, NYT.
 
2022-06-28 1:31:25 AM  
If only Canada would send these two.
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2022-06-28 1:32:10 AM  
I just assumed there are teams of Spec Ops guys in Ukraine.
I didn't think anybody would confirm it though.
 
2022-06-28 1:40:39 AM  
10% of the dodge is plausible deniability later.

90% is hoping the press doesn't find out Trudeau got into the Army's dark face paint again.
 
2022-06-28 1:41:52 AM  
Canada has the third largest Ukrainian population in the world.

The other two are Ukraine and Russia.
 
2022-06-28 1:42:41 AM  
I'd be surprised, if there weren't any JSOC , CSOR, SAS, KSK and similar on the ground.
 
2022-06-28 1:43:19 AM  

Ishkur: Canada has the third largest Ukrainian population in the world.

The other two are Ukraine and Russia.


And Chicago is the biggest Polish city outside of Warsaw.

/population-wise
 
2022-06-28 1:53:12 AM  
Russian tanks blow up real good.

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Juc
2022-06-28 2:02:52 AM  
Good, send in the rest of the army too while we're at it.
Our at the very least drastically tool up to provide Ukraine with weapons, armor, etc.
 
2022-06-28 3:24:21 AM  

Ishkur: Canada has the third largest Ukrainian population in the world.

The other two are Ukraine and Russia.


And the world's biggest Psyanky
 
2022-06-28 3:27:14 AM  

NINEv2: Ishkur: Canada has the third largest Ukrainian population in the world.

The other two are Ukraine and Russia.

And Chicago is the biggest Polish city outside of Warsaw.

/population-wise


Still? would've thought they'd be assimilated by now.

Polish decended maybe but how many of those fattys eating Kielbasa at a Black Hawks game speak polish and go to mass every sunday and in other wasy have polish cultural attributes?
 
2022-06-28 3:45:13 AM  
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles? They're very special Canadian forces. At least they have more firepower than the Russian army.
 
2022-06-28 4:39:24 AM  
Just drop Wayne into Ukraine. He'll sort things out with Russia at the end of Kyiv's driveway.

/pitter-patter, let's get at 'er
//I have now exhausted my store of Letterkenny references
 
2022-06-28 4:46:48 AM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: I just assumed there are teams of Spec Ops guys in Ukraine.
I didn't think anybody would confirm it though.


I'm pretty sure there's piles of speznaz around that airport where all the planes were felled
 
2022-06-28 4:58:22 AM  
People always hear commandos and special forces, and they think guys storming in through windows shooting up the enemy, but the truth is, most of the time, those guys are used just to train the soldiers of other countries to do that stuff, which is probably what the Canadians are doing, and why they are not upset about the story getting spilled.

So long as there is no proof of them actually engaging in combat against the Russians, there is no act of war, and the ones who do engage in combat, will have "officially retired" from the military and will be acting independently, like we see with many of the elite groups of volunteers in Ukraine.
 
2022-06-28 5:10:53 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Just drop Wayne into Ukraine. He'll sort things out with Russia at the end of Kyiv's driveway.

/pitter-patter, let's get at 'er
//I have now exhausted my store of Letterkenny references


Is "pitter patter let's get at 'er" a Canadian saying?

/Genuinely curious
// Go Trudeau and Anita Anand (first female minister of national defence)
 
2022-06-28 5:57:12 AM  
"We neither confirm nor deny that" isn't some cheeky way of admitting something like people constantly think it is.
 
2022-06-28 6:11:30 AM  

NINEv2: Ishkur: Canada has the third largest Ukrainian population in the world.

The other two are Ukraine and Russia.

And Chicago is the biggest Polish city outside of Warsaw.

/population-wise


Montréal is the biggest French city outside of France.
 
2022-06-28 6:34:57 AM  

JaytheFarkingCanadian: NINEv2: Ishkur: Canada has the third largest Ukrainian population in the world.

The other two are Ukraine and Russia.

And Chicago is the biggest Polish city outside of Warsaw.

/population-wise

Montréal is the biggest French city outside of France.


I don't think the actual French would appreciate that.
Quebec city is more French than Montreal.
 
2022-06-28 6:49:55 AM  

Father_Jack: NINEv2: Ishkur: Canada has the third largest Ukrainian population in the world.

Polish decended maybe but how many of those fattys eating Kielbasa at a Black Hawks game speak polish and go to mass every sunday and in other wasy have polish cultural attributes?


You could ask the same of Irish & Italian descendants. They seem real proud of their heritage except after a few generations it's bastardized out of all recognition.
 
2022-06-28 7:08:34 AM  
I'm fine with Canada outright declaring war on Russia.  What are they going to do to us?  If they dare invade our territory, either it'll be a pitifully small attempt we can handle, or a threat to the US and the Americans will smush them into a fine paste.

On the other hand, even for the military I think it ought to be volunteers only.  It's a just war, it's something we should do... but it's not our war and I'm not comfortable sitting on my ass ordering someone else's kids to go die for a foreign country.
 
2022-06-28 7:35:47 AM  
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2022-06-28 7:45:39 AM  

Private_Citizen: BANG!!
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"Sorry!"


The headline specifically said they didn't apologise.
 
2022-06-28 8:12:07 AM  
I think I have a potential solution for several problems:

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America's "special" forces are standing back and standing by for freedom.  These well-meaning fellas get their GI Joe cosplay time.  Ukraine's Hobby Lobby and Buffalo Wild Wings stores will be safe.  Canadian special forces can use them for target prac- err, training partners.  America's drag queens can enjoy reading time again.  Everybody wins.

/ I'm sorry, Canada and Ukraine - my sense of humour sucks.
 
2022-06-28 8:18:56 AM  

Captain Carrot Cake: If only Canada would send these two.[Fark user image image 850x542]


Yeah, but Jackman and Reynolds are always yelling at each other.
 
2022-06-28 8:23:18 AM  

The Duck of Death: I think I have a potential solution for several problems:

[pbs.twimg.com image 474x486]

America's "special" forces are standing back and standing by for freedom.  These well-meaning fellas get their GI Joe cosplay time.  Ukraine's Hobby Lobby and Buffalo Wild Wings stores will be safe.  Canadian special forces can use them for target prac- err, training partners.  America's drag queens can enjoy reading time again.  Everybody wins.

/ I'm sorry, Canada and Ukraine - my sense of humour sucks.


Nah... your sense of humour is pretty good. At least in that post.
 
2022-06-28 8:32:43 AM  
The target is XXXL.
 
2022-06-28 8:51:55 AM  

The Duck of Death: I think I have a potential solution for several problems:

[pbs.twimg.com image 474x486]

America's "special" forces are standing back and standing by for freedom.  These well-meaning fellas get their GI Joe cosplay time.  Ukraine's Hobby Lobby and Buffalo Wild Wings stores will be safe.  Canadian special forces can use them for target prac- err, training partners.  America's drag queens can enjoy reading time again.  Everybody wins.

/ I'm sorry, Canada and Ukraine - my sense of humour sucks.


He wants all the ham
 
2022-06-28 8:51:56 AM  
They're just on vacation.

They wanted to see all the beautiful sites those Russian soldiers were always going to see.
 
2022-06-28 8:56:35 AM  
Seems like that would be a great way to troll Russia. Don't send anyone but say "We cannot, st this time, deny we have special forces commandos and snipers in Ukraine, and we also can't deny they are also in Russia planning major acts of sabotage against fuel refineries."

Watch and laugh as the orcs run around trying to find them and jump at shadows. Then you send one sniper, shoot one guy, leave a little Canadian flag next to the spent casing, and go back home.
 
2022-06-28 9:05:50 AM  

MythDragon: Seems like that would be a great way to troll Russia. Don't send anyone but say "We cannot, st this time, deny we have special forces commandos and snipers in Ukraine, and we also can't deny they are also in Russia planning major acts of sabotage against fuel refineries."

Watch and laugh as the orcs run around trying to find them and jump at shadows. Then you send one sniper, shoot one guy, leave a little Canadian flag next to the spent casing, and go back home.


That's a nuke threatening!

So help me God, you're all gonna get THREATENED with NUKES.
 
2022-06-28 9:18:50 AM  

The Duck of Death: I think I have a potential solution for several problems:

[pbs.twimg.com image 474x486]

America's "special" forces are standing back and standing by for freedom.  These well-meaning fellas get their GI Joe cosplay time.  Ukraine's Hobby Lobby and Buffalo Wild Wings stores will be safe.  Canadian special forces can use them for target prac- err, training partners.  America's drag queens can enjoy reading time again.  Everybody wins.

/ I'm sorry, Canada and Ukraine - my sense of humour sucks.


That fuker shoots that 12GA it's gonna look like a lava lamp

/fat myself
 
2022-06-28 8:48:11 PM  
Red:  "Today on Handyman Corner, we're gonna show you what you can make with a burned-out Russian Tank and a roll of Duct Tape!  HAROLD!  COME BACK HERE!"
 
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