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2022-06-27 7:01:59 PM  
Humors of the body, only this time it's literal and those without any sense of humor is asked to leave.
 
2022-06-27 7:04:28 PM  
A festively beaded Cod Piece with silver thread embroidery.
 
2022-06-27 7:05:13 PM  
Spontaneous generation
 
2022-06-27 7:08:29 PM  
Witch trials. I am positive more than a few republicans are witches and curious if they weigh more than a duck
 
2022-06-27 7:08:32 PM  
Any EE worth his salt is already fluent in using something akin to phlogiston theory to explain why their circuit stopped working. (This is normally phrased as "Ooops, looks like you let the magic smoke out.")

I might not even notice the change.
 
2022-06-27 7:11:38 PM  
Phlogiston
 
2022-06-27 7:12:04 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Any EE worth his salt is already fluent in using something akin to phlogiston theory to explain why their circuit stopped working. (This is normally phrased as "Ooops, looks like you let the magic smoke out.")

I might not even notice the change.


shakes tiny phist...
 
2022-06-27 7:12:31 PM  
Ether parties.
 
2022-06-27 7:15:12 PM  
Leeches and smoke enemas.  Or is it smoking and leech enemas?  I forget.
 
2022-06-27 7:17:33 PM  
Flying steamships always being just 20 years away.
 
2022-06-27 7:24:54 PM  
I'm excited to see the GOP embrace "No Irish Need Apply" and kicking out all the dirty Papists.
 
2022-06-27 7:35:09 PM  
Spontaneous combustion.  Due to plausible deniability reasons, I'll decline to say more at this time.
 
2022-06-27 7:44:01 PM  

hubiestubert: I'm excited to see the GOP embrace "No Irish Need Apply" and kicking out all the dirty Papists.


Like the 6-1/2 on SCOTUS? I'm for it
 
2022-06-27 8:20:19 PM  
luminiferous aether
 
2022-06-27 8:40:07 PM  
Since apparently I have ghosts in my blood I look forward to having a drunk-ass physician advise me that I should do cocaine about it.
 
2022-06-27 9:12:51 PM  
Oh, it is satire.  Hard to tell nowadays.
 
2022-06-27 9:24:31 PM  
Duels of honor.

/s
 
2022-06-27 9:38:38 PM  
Benjamin Franklin's abortion recipe.

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2022-06-27 9:40:06 PM  
Ancient civilizations on Mars, kept alive by a network of canals.
 
2022-06-27 9:40:07 PM  
Whatever fun drug they had back then that we now know to be dangerous as hell.
 
2022-06-27 9:40:09 PM  
I think big wigs
 
2022-06-27 9:40:52 PM  
That beavers are fish and thus not meat so you can eat beavers on Friday.


So much science back in the day.
 
2022-06-27 9:40:52 PM  
Ohh Ohhh theosophy. Time to get on the woo woo train. Seances, potions, the mad arab Abdul Alhazred. The Witch Cult in Western Europe. The whole shebang. Ftaghn.
 
2022-06-27 9:40:53 PM  
That every sperm cell contains a tiny, complete homunculus.
 
2022-06-27 9:42:06 PM  
Supreme Court finds non-gasoline-powered engines unconstitutional.
 
2022-06-27 9:42:48 PM  
Phlogiston!
 
2022-06-27 9:43:23 PM  

meatwhistle: Humors of the body, only this time it's literal and those without any sense of humor is asked to leave.


I love that that's your euphemism for death. It's like we're all in a guest house owned by the universe.
 
2022-06-27 9:43:32 PM  
Mining bitcoins with an abacus.
 
2022-06-27 9:43:59 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: I think big wigs


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2022-06-27 9:45:08 PM  
Phrenology.
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2022-06-27 9:45:19 PM  

Fear the Clam: Mining bitcoins with an abacus.


yet another form of currency to be dominated by the chinese.
 
2022-06-27 9:46:04 PM  
Hilarious  - 69% want to see dueling between politicians return.
 
2022-06-27 9:46:31 PM  
The complete abolition of every single law regarding drugs.
 
2022-06-27 9:46:56 PM  

hubiestubert: I'm excited to see the GOP embrace "No Irish Need Apply" and kicking out all the dirty Papists.


Kennedy was Irish. They hated him. Course, he was an Irish and a Cathlick, so they had more than one reason to despise him.

/Plus he shagged Marilyn freakin' Monroe!
 
2022-06-27 9:47:03 PM  
There's no better way to own the libs than to drink radium water.  It boosts your testosterone. Gives you the balls soy boys envy.
 
2022-06-27 9:47:16 PM  
I'm looking forward to trepanning. I have a drill press, so I think I can set up a small practice in my garage. The existing sawdust should make cleanup relatively easy.
 
2022-06-27 9:48:13 PM  
I'm ready for Thomas Paine to produce some new writings.
 
2022-06-27 9:49:16 PM  
It's high time we brought back muttonchop sideburns, and not just for hipsters. Viva La Fuzzy!
 
2022-06-27 9:49:47 PM  

RasIanI: Hilarious  - 69% want to see dueling between politicians return.


That's how you end up with politicians like this:
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2022-06-27 9:50:42 PM  
Witch burning.

Malleus Malifacarum getting dusted off for the trials should be an entertaining Saturday night.
 
2022-06-27 9:52:11 PM  

Private_Citizen: RasIanI: Hilarious  - 69% want to see dueling between politicians return.

That's how you end up with politicians like this:
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Also like this.

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2022-06-27 9:52:26 PM  
Bring back Deism: the religion of the founding fathers!
 
2022-06-27 9:53:06 PM  

RasIanI: Hilarious  - 69% want to see dueling between politicians return.


85% of politicians nowadays shake so damn much--either old age, DTs, drunkenness, Sudafed overdose, booger sugar, blood sugar, possibly syphilis, or all of the above--that in a pistol duel the safest places to be is six feet away from the asshole.

And there's also their eyesight...
 
2022-06-27 9:54:13 PM  
Witchcraft. Definitely witchcraft.

Hex every Republican so they all turn into frogs who no longer have Constitutional rights. Then frog baseball time, starting with Ted Cruz.
 
2022-06-27 9:54:18 PM  
I'm looking forward to prosecuting and eliminating those afflicted with vampirism, witchcraft, and lycanthropy
 
2022-06-27 9:54:26 PM  
Any interest rates on loans over ten percent was considered usury and those who lent money at that rate were arrested and stripped of assets.

Other than that, hrm.
 
2022-06-27 9:54:53 PM  
When sea levels were 15 meters higher.

wait that was a million years ago. ah well, we'll be there in about 60 yrs. good luck, everyone!
 
2022-06-27 9:54:59 PM  
I like the one where they thought that chopping off the heads of rich psychopaths made the country more equitable
 
2022-06-27 9:55:35 PM  

meatwhistle: Humors of the body, only this time it's literal and those without any sense of humor is asked to leave.


I think I need to start breeding leeches.
 
2022-06-27 9:55:42 PM  
only Male property owners can vote
 
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