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2022-06-27 5:25:22 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-06-27 5:31:06 PM  
Hmmm. You know, my wife (who is 100% real, and definitely not fake) suddenly has a strong compulsion to make an appointment or five.
 
2022-06-27 5:42:20 PM  
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2022-06-27 6:33:23 PM  
Wow, that's weird. Crisis pregnancy centers always seemed so legitimate and above-the-board before.

In her session, "Do I Really Need Two Sites?" Chenoweth explained that, yes, in fact, pregnancy centers do. She recommended that centers operate one that describes an anti-abortion mission to secure donors and another that lists medical information to attract women seeking contraception, counseling, or abortion. An audience member offered that her center swapped out an anti-abortion-seeming name for Pregnancy Options. "That is an excellent point," Chenoweth replied. "Use a more attractive name to someone who is seeking services."
 
2022-06-27 6:45:23 PM  
You know your cause is just when you have to consider NOT telling folks what you actually believe in, or your purpose. THAT says "totally not ideologically motivated medicine."
 
2022-06-27 9:01:44 PM  
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"Hello fellow birthing aged broodmares. Have you heard about the dangers of having control over your uterus?"
 
2022-06-27 10:56:31 PM  
TFTweet: "digital marketing companies are teaching anti-abortion clinics how to reach young audiences on platforms like Snap, Facebook and Instagram"

Fine.

Let actual developers teach young audiences about the widespread availability strong cryptography as a guarantor of their continued ability to exercise their First Amendment rights. (And if some future regime decides that downloading the source code that enables cryptographically-strong communications is somehow not a similar exercise in the First Amendment right to express oneself via mathematics, but is instead equivalent to owning munitions whose availability ought to be restricted? Well, then, I'd argue that cloning a few git repos is a valid exercise of one's Second Amendment rights.

I live in the real world and accept that all Americans' so-called "rights" can be overturned by five black-robed goombahs looking for an excuse to overturn things they don't like.

But I gotta admit I'd love to read the ruling that prohibits strong crypto from a buncha so-called Federalists trying to overturn both the first and second amendments simultaneously. Because as tortuous as the logic of such a ruling would be to try follow as a reader, it'd necessarily be even more painful for one of them to have to write it.
 
2022-06-28 2:20:38 AM  
I dunno...it seems like if you had a strong message that really resonated with kids, you wouldn't need to resort to subterfuge to get them to go there, right?
 
2022-06-28 2:29:09 AM  
Because being deceptive in your practice to attract people  and then browbeating people with your religious dogma should be perfectly acceptable right?


/I hear those tissue paper bible pages burn really well..
 
2022-06-28 2:29:57 AM  

Gyrfalcon: I dunno...it seems like if you had a strong message that really resonated with kids, you wouldn't need to resort to subterfuge to get them to go there, right?


Their entire model is based on deception. That their PR methods are equally scummy is no surprise.

really hate these guys. I have less contempt for the classic Nigerian scammers; at least they're just trying to make a living.
 
2022-06-28 2:34:19 AM  
Yo, daddy-o! That is so whack!
 
2022-06-28 2:38:11 AM  

Gyrfalcon: I dunno...it seems like if you had a strong message that really resonated with kids, you wouldn't need to resort to subterfuge to get them to go there, right?


Good thing kids are complete ignoramuses and can't tell when they're being subjected to such subterfuge.

I got the feeling this isn't going to go like the christofacists planned. Not at all.
 
2022-06-28 2:39:34 AM  
So, can we sue over broken condoms for child support now?
 
2022-06-28 2:41:18 AM  

wildcardjack: So, can we sue over broken condoms for child support now?


I bet if you examine a condom really closely you can find "For entertainment purposes only" printed somewhere in microfont.
 
2022-06-28 2:43:56 AM  

aagrajag: wildcardjack: So, can we sue over broken condoms for child support now?

I bet if you examine a condom really closely you can find "For entertainment purposes only" printed somewhere in microfont.


Right across the tip.
 
2022-06-28 3:09:42 AM  
The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life
 
2022-06-28 3:12:48 AM  

mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life


Counterpoint:  fark you.
 
2022-06-28 3:17:58 AM  
I've been getting hit with instagram ads about the joys of having 3 or 4 kids

They're going to convince ignorant teenage girls that their boyfriends are going to love them only if they keep the pregnancy.

It's sick and disgusting
 
2022-06-28 3:21:08 AM  
Omg Mf are smrt and like marketing is always #fire.
 
2022-06-28 3:22:06 AM  
Sleepy Joe was about to put his ear to the radicalization of abortion. The President is weak and a mouthpiece new for the Radical left. He will only do what the far left (the crazies) tell him to. So when it came to radicalizing it SO far that the Progs were OK with murdering a 7-9month old Fetus. Incompetent Joe was about to take the Bait. Thank God for the supreme court. They made that part impossible. Unfortunately Super Radicalization back fired on the Democrats.
 
2022-06-28 3:24:48 AM  
 
2022-06-28 3:25:19 AM  

mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life


I personally don't consider them human until they get a job and start paying taxes.
Prior to that they're some kind of parasite.
 
2022-06-28 3:25:29 AM  

mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life


So any clump of cells that die are sacred?? Do you bathe or jerk off or scratch your itchy spots?
 
2022-06-28 3:26:13 AM  

wildcardjack: So, can we sue over broken condoms for child support now?


Yeah.. responsible or crazy much? Is this what you blame. Lol. Condoms must break a whole lot. care to bring up a fact check on how much they break and how this leads to SO MUCH ABORTIONS that the supreme court felt the need for a change? Love to see those stats on trojan. Or Latex gloves or whatever your definition of a condom is.
 
2022-06-28 3:28:50 AM  

Valacirca: Udder Discharge:

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Love to state the obvious and the only rebuttal is this type.. This tells me I am smarter than you. It is a good feeling.
 
2022-06-28 3:32:10 AM  

Udder Discharge: Valacirca: Udder Discharge:

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Love to state the obvious and the only rebuttal is this type.. This tells me I am smarter than you. It is a good feeling.


Look, you're either trying really hard to troll but you're just lazy and unoriginal about it, or you're a dumb sack of shiat, which do you prefer?
 
2022-06-28 3:32:43 AM  

Valacirca: Udder Discharge:

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Counterpoint: fark you
 
2022-06-28 3:33:50 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life

So any clump of cells that die are sacred?? Do you bathe or jerk off or scratch your itchy spots?


No, idiot.
 
2022-06-28 3:36:46 AM  
I guess forty-nine weeks is a bit too late, yeah?
 
2022-06-28 3:40:19 AM  

Udder Discharge: wildcardjack: So, can we sue over broken condoms for child support now?

Yeah.. responsible or crazy much? Is this what you blame. Lol. Condoms must break a whole lot. care to bring up a fact check on how much they break and how this leads to SO MUCH ABORTIONS that the supreme court felt the need for a change? Love to see those stats on trojan. Or Latex gloves or whatever your definition of a condom is.


Does anyone smell burnt toast?
 
2022-06-28 3:47:55 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life

So any clump of cells that die are sacred?? Do you bathe or jerk off or scratch your itchy spots?


1.don't feed the trolls
2. Poe's law
 
2022-06-28 3:48:25 AM  

mrinfoguy: Mr. Shabooboo: mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life

So any clump of cells that die are sacred?? Do you bathe or jerk off or scratch your itchy spots?

No, idiot.


What's your time limit on calling it an individual sentient human and not a clump of cells?  There is no brain activity until around 6 weeks, and then your human is the mental equivalent of a prawn for quite some time. Or do you think it's at conception because souls and magic?
 
2022-06-28 3:48:44 AM  

Udder Discharge: Sleepy Joe was about to put his ear to the radicalization of abortion. The President is weak and a mouthpiece new for the Radical left. He will only do what the far left (the crazies) tell him to. So when it came to radicalizing it SO far that the Progs were OK with murdering a 7-9month old Fetus. Incompetent Joe was about to take the Bait. Thank God for the supreme court. They made that part impossible. Unfortunately Super Radicalization back fired on the Democrats.


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2022-06-28 3:51:03 AM  

mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life


That's sweet and all but how would the existence of an obligate parasite be considered more valuable than my continued existence as a fully-mature human female? This may come as a shock to some people but many women are advised by medical professionals to not get pregnant because of underlying issues that make maternal death a serious possibility.

/No matter how careful a woman is to avoid getting pregnant in the first place, there always exists the possibility of her being impregnated by force.
//Even total abstinence from sex is only 100% effective as long as one doesn't get raped.
 
2022-06-28 3:54:40 AM  

Farker Soze: Udder Discharge: wildcardjack: So, can we sue over broken condoms for child support now?

Yeah.. responsible or crazy much? Is this what you blame. Lol. Condoms must break a whole lot. care to bring up a fact check on how much they break and how this leads to SO MUCH ABORTIONS that the supreme court felt the need for a change? Love to see those stats on trojan. Or Latex gloves or whatever your definition of a condom is.

Does anyone smell burnt toast?


MY SOUFFLÉ! F*CK*F*CKF*CK!
 
2022-06-28 3:55:46 AM  

aagrajag: wildcardjack: So, can we sue over broken condoms for child support now?

I bet if you examine a condom really closely you can find "For entertainment purposes only" printed somewhere in microfont.


So after I put it on I should tie my schlong into a fun balloon-animal shape? I think I'll make a frog this time, so it can be ribbitted for her pleasure.
 
2022-06-28 3:59:07 AM  

mrinfoguy: Mr. Shabooboo: mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life

So any clump of cells that die are sacred?? Do you bathe or jerk off or scratch your itchy spots?

No, idiot.


You must be smelly and horny then....
 
2022-06-28 4:22:05 AM  

mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life


User name does not check out.
 
2022-06-28 4:32:05 AM  

Farker Soze: mrinfoguy: Mr. Shabooboo: mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life

So any clump of cells that die are sacred?? Do you bathe or jerk off or scratch your itchy spots?

No, idiot.

What's your time limit on calling it an individual sentient human and not a clump of cells?  There is no brain activity until around 6 weeks, and then your human is the mental equivalent of a prawn for quite some time. Or do you think it's at conception because souls and magic?


yes! its souls and magic, because the invisible sky wizard implants it immediately after the woman is spooged in.

as soon as that sperm wiggles on into that xygote, a small alarm goes off in Sky Wizard's house. He gets out of bed, tells the holy spirit and the son he'll be right back, and flies down to earth from Heaven. He then shrinks down to the size of the average trumper's brain and flies UP your lady's twat, burrows his way inside and puts sould magic into the 3-4cells that have been fertilized. now its a human freakin' BEING, and removing it is murder. Of course, once the child is murdered after its born in a school shooting, well, thats the price of Jesus Freedom, but till then its SACRED AF.

if you cant understand this i dont know what else there is to discuss.
 
2022-06-28 5:14:47 AM  

mrinfoguy: Valacirca: Udder Discharge:

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Counterpoint: fark you


The original fark you, directed at you, takes precedence since you're the d-bag that believes a woman doesn't actually own her own body 100%.
 
2022-06-28 5:16:36 AM  

mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life


A human who needs a transplant is also in a vulnerable stage of life, but we're not in the habit of forcing one human being to be life support for another human being. At least not yet.

Just because you're vulnerable doesn't give you the right to make someone else your slave.
 
2022-06-28 5:22:27 AM  

mrinfoguy: Valacirca: Udder Discharge:

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Counterpoint: fark you


Forget to switch alts there bud?
 
2022-06-28 5:34:25 AM  

Farker Soze: What's your time limit on calling it an individual sentient human and not a clump of cells?  There is no brain activity until around 6 weeks, and then your human is the mental equivalent of a prawn for quite some time. Or do you think it's at conception because souls and magic?


If you're going for the 'it has a soul' argument to make it human, does this mean that Ted Cruz doesn't qualify?
 
2022-06-28 5:50:23 AM  

Zeroth Law: mrinfoguy: Valacirca: Udder Discharge:

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Counterpoint: fark you

Forget to switch alts there bud?


I frequent try to fathom how pathetic someone would have to be to get in an argument with themselves via alt troll.  When I think I finally have an understanding of just how wretched and stupid they are, they forget to switch their alt.

Looking at Udder's profile pic, he's pretty obvious.  Oh well, infoguy, it's not that big of a loss.  He's less than a year old.  Time to create a new one and start again!
 
2022-06-28 5:53:31 AM  
Honestly these people won't stop till someone punches them in the nose good. They got abortion rolled back and now they're going to go for more to get the control they want over people.
 
2022-06-28 6:30:01 AM  

aagrajag: Gyrfalcon: I dunno...it seems like if you had a strong message that really resonated with kids, you wouldn't need to resort to subterfuge to get them to go there, right?

Their entire model is based on deception. That their PR methods are equally scummy is no surprise.

I really hate these guys. I have less contempt for the classic Nigerian scammers; at least they're just trying to make a living.


I mean... "make a living" is what these clinics are allegedly about too, no?
 
2022-06-28 6:35:18 AM  

mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life


So, should we charge any babby-vessel who fails to implant the cell clump in her uterus with murder? 'Cause that, along with other natural pregnancy-ending problems, happens way more often than any forced-birther wants to admit.

And I assume you're 100% on board with the taxes to support mothers with children they otherwise can't care for, and adoption services, and childcare for anyone who needs it, and free school lunches, and teachers, and a bunch of other stuff to make sure they get a good start on life?
 
2022-06-28 6:40:19 AM  
Noob trolls are so easy to spot, it should be some kind of bingo, or drinking game.
 
2022-06-28 6:41:42 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Because being deceptive in your practice to attract people  and then browbeating people with your religious dogma should be perfectly acceptable right?


/I hear those tissue paper bible pages burn really well..


if it makes you feel any better, there are very strong laws against false advertising in the UK.

in North America, it's more "buyer beware"
 
2022-06-28 6:43:05 AM  

mrinfoguy: The point that keeps getting missed is that a human dies during an abortion. The clump of cells that dies is human in a vulnerable stage of life


Really? A human? When was their birthday?
All humans have birthdays.
 
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