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(Space News)   A few weeks ago NASA gave two companies spacesuit contracts. It turns out that they were the only companies that submitted a bid. Damnit Playtex, you let us down   (spacenews.com) divider line
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2022-06-27 8:41:42 PM  
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2022-06-27 8:45:48 PM  
Not sure how effective this would be, but Victoria's Secret makes a nice spacesuit. I'm scared to death of heights, but I might risk a space flight for this.
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2022-06-27 8:47:02 PM  
It actually sounds like the process is working well all-around.
 
2022-06-27 9:31:10 PM  
For those who thought Subbie was just kidding- Playtex actually made the Apollo spacesuits.
 
2022-06-27 10:12:12 PM  

shellcat: For those who thought Subbie was just kidding- Playtex actually made the Apollo spacesuits.


They lifted AND separated.
 
2022-06-27 10:21:05 PM  

Flowery Twats: shellcat: For those who thought Subbie was just kidding- Playtex actually made the Apollo spacesuits.

They lifted AND separated.


And comfortable for 18 hours!
 
2022-06-28 12:03:53 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Not sure how effective this would be, but Victoria's Secret makes a nice spacesuit. I'm scared to death of heights, but I might risk a space flight for this.
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I'm thinking that sex in space would be about as much fun as sex in the shower. It sounds cool until you try it, and then quickly realize that it's a stupid idea. At least down here you can quickly dry off and hop into bed. In space you need to be in an exact position, with velcro and handlebars in all the right places or you simply fly away from one another. It's most certainly been done, a lot, but it's probably awkward as hell.
 
2022-06-28 12:07:35 AM  

Russ1642: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Not sure how effective this would be, but Victoria's Secret makes a nice spacesuit. I'm scared to death of heights, but I might risk a space flight for this.
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I'm thinking that sex in space would be about as much fun as sex in the shower. It sounds cool until you try it, and then quickly realize that it's a stupid idea.


I thought it worked rather well...soap and hot water make for a lot of slick skin. Add alcohol for extra fun.
 
2022-06-28 12:14:33 AM  

khatores: Russ1642: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Not sure how effective this would be, but Victoria's Secret makes a nice spacesuit. I'm scared to death of heights, but I might risk a space flight for this.
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I'm thinking that sex in space would be about as much fun as sex in the shower. It sounds cool until you try it, and then quickly realize that it's a stupid idea.

I thought it worked rather well...soap and hot water make for a lot of slick skin. Add alcohol for extra fun.


That shiat burns! What's wrong with you? And soap as a naughty lubricant is farking awful too. And one person's always cold, the other hot. If you go down on someone you either feel like you're being waterboarded or you're out of the water and both freezing. It's just too much hassle.
 
2022-06-28 12:49:40 AM  

khatores: Russ1642: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Not sure how effective this would be, but Victoria's Secret makes a nice spacesuit. I'm scared to death of heights, but I might risk a space flight for this.
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I'm thinking that sex in space would be about as much fun as sex in the shower. It sounds cool until you try it, and then quickly realize that it's a stupid idea.

I thought it worked rather well...soap and hot water make for a lot of slick skin. Add alcohol for extra fun.


If you can throw some sand into the mix you'll have the most "what the fark was I thinking" moment of your life.
 
2022-06-28 1:02:23 AM  

pehvbot: khatores: Russ1642: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Not sure how effective this would be, but Victoria's Secret makes a nice spacesuit. I'm scared to death of heights, but I might risk a space flight for this.
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I'm thinking that sex in space would be about as much fun as sex in the shower. It sounds cool until you try it, and then quickly realize that it's a stupid idea.

I thought it worked rather well...soap and hot water make for a lot of slick skin. Add alcohol for extra fun.

If you can throw some sand into the mix you'll have the most "what the fark was I thinking" moment of your life.


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2022-06-28 1:07:00 AM  

Russ1642: khatores: Russ1642: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Not sure how effective this would be, but Victoria's Secret makes a nice spacesuit. I'm scared to death of heights, but I might risk a space flight for this.
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I'm thinking that sex in space would be about as much fun as sex in the shower. It sounds cool until you try it, and then quickly realize that it's a stupid idea.

I thought it worked rather well...soap and hot water make for a lot of slick skin. Add alcohol for extra fun.

That shiat burns! What's wrong with you? And soap as a naughty lubricant is farking awful too. And one person's always cold, the other hot. If you go down on someone you either feel like you're being waterboarded or you're out of the water and both freezing. It's just too much hassle.


Sigh. Drink the alcohol ahead of time in whatever quantities desired. Add soap between torsos for a vigorous slip/slide experience. When you do the actual deed, the taller person blocks the water and lets it run down their back while pressing the shorter person against the back wall (assuming a standard shower/bath). Maybe pick them up if possible. Using K-Y is possible here as long as there's not a lot of water draining down over it.

I'm not saying it doesn't require some work from each party, but it's hot AF if you make it work.
 
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