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(Local10 WPLG)   Your nuggets or your life   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Robbery, Fast food, Burger King, Theft, Crime, John Earl Taylor, Florida, South Florida metropolitan area  
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3136 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2022 at 9:46 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-27 7:36:02 PM  
Sure was awesome of Republicans to make guns cheap and food expensive, wasn't it?
🙄
 
2022-06-27 8:40:16 PM  
"I'm thinking! I'm thinking!" - Jack Benny
 
2022-06-27 9:51:30 PM  
TAKE MY WILL BARTON, PLEASE.

/Nuggets fans will get this.
 
2022-06-27 9:53:46 PM  
Mood: Pensive

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2022-06-27 9:54:41 PM  
Very disappointed.
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2022-06-27 9:55:07 PM  
I thought women were going around cutting off men's balls now.
 
2022-06-27 10:00:16 PM  
hot mustard or honey mustard?
 
2022-06-27 10:02:38 PM  
At first I thought someone got robbed outside a marijuana dispensary.

That happened a few years back at one here. I thought a decoy bag might work, but I'm actually not that worried about it happening to me to bother.

I could put whatever I bought in my pockets and some old empty packaging in the bag from the store and just give them that and I'd be gone before they realized they got nothing.

And if you get robbed of an ounce you just bought it's not like they can legally sell you another ounce until the next day so it would be a double buzzkill.
 
2022-06-27 10:04:31 PM  
Does your regular car insurance cover such damage?
 
2022-06-27 10:07:21 PM  
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2022-06-27 10:08:30 PM  
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We are literally living in a universe made up of dank memes and copypasta.

Gimmie Gimmie Chicken Tendies
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Y'all know the words.

And if you don't know, now you know.
 
2022-06-27 10:08:48 PM  
At least he didn't get killed over a Mayo sandwich .. Wonder if this guy was in Atlanta. yesterday ..
 
2022-06-27 10:12:14 PM  
Thanks a lot SCOTUS, he was allowed to carry a concealed weapon.
 
2022-06-27 10:12:15 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: "I'm thinking! I'm thinking!" - Jack Benny


"I'm thinking it over!"

If you're going to be an olde timey nerd, do it right. 😁
 
2022-06-27 10:16:22 PM  
Lock him up for life with no chance of parole.
 
2022-06-27 10:19:40 PM  
Read today that two Subway employees were shot, one of them killed, by a customer in Atlanta.
For putting too much mayo on the sandwich.

/ wish I could say this was fiction, but it's not
 
2022-06-27 10:20:58 PM  
He was a law-abiding gun owner, until he wasn't.
 
2022-06-27 10:21:05 PM  

TiberiusGracchus44: Mood: Pensive

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Thinking bout those nuggets he missed out on.
 
2022-06-27 10:24:56 PM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: Thanks a lot SCOTUS, he was allowed to carry a concealed weapon.


I've taken to referring to them as SCROTUS.  A bunch of wrinkly old bawbags.
 
2022-06-27 10:32:38 PM  

Mock26: Lock him up for life with no chance of parole.


I'll bet if people were well fed, there would be a lot less crime.
 
2022-06-27 10:43:03 PM  
Hey man, you pull a piece out on me at Wendy's, and I'll take it away from you, shove it up your ass, and pull the trigger until it goes click.
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2022-06-27 10:44:23 PM  

Eat The Placenta: Hey man, you pull a piece out on me at Wendy's, and I'll take it away from you, shove it up your ass, and pull the trigger until it goes click.
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That picture looks creepy AF
 
2022-06-27 10:49:21 PM  

TiberiusGracchus44: Mood: Pensive

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2022-06-27 10:56:36 PM  
You defend yourself by buying a lot.

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2022-06-27 10:57:58 PM  

My Sober Alt: At first I thought someone got robbed outside a marijuana dispensary.

That happened a few years back at one here. I thought a decoy bag might work, but I'm actually not that worried about it happening to me to bother.

I could put whatever I bought in my pockets and some old empty packaging in the bag from the store and just give them that and I'd be gone before they realized they got nothing.

And if you get robbed of an ounce you just bought it's not like they can legally sell you another ounce until the next day so it would be a double buzzkill.


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2022-06-27 11:07:00 PM  

My Sober Alt: At first I thought someone got robbed outside a marijuana dispensary.

That happened a few years back at one here. I thought a decoy bag might work, but I'm actually not that worried about it happening to me to bother.

I could put whatever I bought in my pockets and some old empty packaging in the bag from the store and just give them that and I'd be gone before they realized they got nothing.

And if you get robbed of an ounce you just bought it's not like they can legally sell you another ounce until the next day so it would be a double buzzkill.


What state/area are you in where you can only buy an ounce per day? I've never heard of limits like that.
 
2022-06-27 11:10:59 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: You defend yourself by buying a lot.

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Where'd they find a box that big???
 
2022-06-27 11:44:21 PM  
Why, whenever a person goes nuts at a fast food joint, is it always over nuggets?
 
2022-06-27 11:49:16 PM  
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2022-06-28 12:04:20 AM  

Billy Liar: He was a law-abiding gun owner, until he wasn't.


Maybe a long time ago, but this is not the behavior of a man with an empty rap sheet.
 
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2022-06-28 12:27:38 AM  
The comment section is predictable but one guy is working overtime.
 
2022-06-28 12:39:40 AM  

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Thinking bout those nuggets he missed out on.


Thinking about how he just traded 10 years of his life for a gold chain and a joy ride in someone else's car.

Or trying to figure out when it's his turn in the barrel.

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2022-06-28 7:47:28 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: You defend yourself by buying a lot.

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