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(Local10 WPLG)   Police SpottenGotten SpottemGottem   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Miami, Miami-Dade County, Florida, Police, Florida, police officers, Rapper Nehemiah, Miami Police Department, MIAMI  
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1145 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Jun 2022 at 5:20 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-06-27 5:31:17 PM  
I guess he's been spotten and gotten.

Easy to do with that "hair" thing.
2022-06-27 5:33:47 PM  
Whar shark, whar
2022-06-27 5:40:10 PM  
That should be an Onion article, especially with that picture.
2022-06-27 6:09:15 PM  
spot 'em got 'em as i pulled out my strap.
2022-06-27 6:10:48 PM  
Your argument is invalid
2022-06-27 6:20:29 PM  
I guess he's a fan of Scarecrow Boat
2022-06-27 6:22:25 PM  
trying to get away from police officers while riding an orange jet ski

This spotted gollum fella is drinking deeply from the fountain of life
2022-06-27 6:24:24 PM  
My hair is a bird.  Your argument is invalid.
2022-06-27 6:41:27 PM  
Getaway spoiled by high drag coefficient.
2022-06-27 6:57:41 PM  
Was he going for something along these lines?

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2022-06-27 7:09:01 PM  
With enough speed he probably could have glided away
2022-06-27 7:29:18 PM  
What about IllBooten Gotty?
2022-06-27 7:43:21 PM  
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You're halfway there.
Fly fly fly little birdie
2022-06-27 7:50:19 PM  
Headine of the month.  New name for him.   It's now SpottengGotMe
2022-06-27 7:58:25 PM  
If the police are chasing you they should have a reason, or am I off here. Why were they chasing him in the first place
2022-06-27 9:22:44 PM  

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2022-06-27 9:50:25 PM  
I think I've listened to him on Spotemfy.
2022-06-27 11:52:09 PM  
Huh. That one doesn't even work in video games.
2022-06-28 12:17:29 AM  

bud jones: fta:

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O'tay! But seriously, that guy is 20? He looks 12 at the most
2022-06-28 12:29:45 AM  
The Simpsons - Knight Boat
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2022-06-28 4:25:47 AM  

Black_Lazerus: If the police are chasing you they should have a reason, or am I off here. Why were they chasing him in the first place

He was skipping bond on a firearms charge
2022-06-28 5:28:58 AM  
Clearly sideshow bob here did not see the documentary polisce academy mission Miami Beach, because if he had he'd know the police department we're pretty good on her skis
2022-06-28 6:02:41 AM  
Jet skis.
2022-06-28 7:27:27 AM  
He looks like he's ten!
2022-06-28 9:21:56 AM  

nigeman: Jet skis.

Orange jet ski.
2022-06-28 11:47:41 AM  
He's been on Fark previously. Yes, everyone commented on how he looks like he's 8.
2022-06-28 12:33:34 PM  
So, he's another one of those 'vandalized pineapples'? I'm not sure who coined that one, but it's funny!
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