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979 clicks; posted to Sports » on 27 Jun 2022 at 4:50 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-27 2:08:48 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-06-27 5:04:02 PM  
Aw jeezus Ken Jennings let it go, it wasn't rigged, you lost fair and square
 
2022-06-27 5:04:28 PM  
The Texans will be penalized by the NFL for their part in this too, right?

Or will the Patriots have a draft pick or two taken away just for kicks?

/to be fair, I'm fine with that too
// :P
///3s
 
2022-06-27 5:12:11 PM  
Guessing the income of the Cleveland sex worker has received a boost lately.

Dear mr Watson.... Don't solicit non sex worker professionals. LMP is a legit non sex worker career.

You want your wiener touched, find a discreet sex worker.

The end.
 
2022-06-27 5:18:07 PM  
A Watson suit?

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2022-06-27 5:19:29 PM  

wxboy: A Watson suit?

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Do you have the original of that?
 
2022-06-27 5:24:50 PM  

buckeyebrain: wxboy: A Watson suit?

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Do you have the original of that?


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2022-06-27 5:38:44 PM  

smd31: The Texans will be penalized by the NFL for their part in this too, right?

Or will the Patriots have a draft pick or two taken away just for kicks?

/to be fair, I'm fine with that too
// :P
///3s


Much like the baseball team, nothing will happen.  Even though at this point, I propose a forcible relocation of all Houston sports teams to Montreal, until such time as better ownership can be found.
 
2022-06-27 5:40:42 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: buckeyebrain: wxboy: A Watson suit?

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Do you have the original of that?

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That never gets old
 
2022-06-27 6:25:46 PM  
The game's afoot!
 
2022-06-27 6:49:41 PM  
Basically a serial predator, but because he plays football really well he doesn't suffer the consequences he should. I'd like to kick him square in the testicles with some steel toed boots
 
2022-06-27 7:02:19 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: Basically a serial predator, but because he plays football really well he doesn't suffer the consequences he should. I'd like to kick him square in the testicles with some steel toed boots


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2022-06-27 7:30:50 PM  
Trevor Bauer got 2 years from MLB, that's 324 games.  So that's about 20 NFL seasons, seems fair.
 
2022-06-27 7:33:48 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: buckeyebrain: wxboy: A Watson suit?

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Do you have the original of that?

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I spotted the difference. In the original she's wearing a tie.
 
2022-06-27 8:28:48 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: Basically a serial predator, but because he plays football really well he doesn't suffer the consequences he should. I'd like to kick him square in the testicles with some steel toed boots


Having a sex addiction is one thing. What is your data that he is a predator?   Many of the ladies who sued had seen him several times.     A hotel manager being upset with too many ladies coming through is his own moral judgements, and meaningless.
 
2022-06-27 8:42:26 PM  

T.rex: pastramithemosterotic: Basically a serial predator, but because he plays football really well he doesn't suffer the consequences he should. I'd like to kick him square in the testicles with some steel toed boots

Having a sex addiction is one thing. What is your data that he is a predator?   Many of the ladies who sued had seen him several times.     A hotel manager being upset with too many ladies coming through is his own moral judgements, and meaningless.


You're really gonna white knight Watson here?

Wow.

66 therapists in 17 months. Using your power and influence to try and keep them quiet after they refused your sexual advances while they were just trying to do their jobs, that makes you a predator. That's my f*cking data
 
2022-06-27 9:26:02 PM  

smd31: The Texans will be penalized by the NFL for their part in this too, right?

Or will the Patriots have a draft pick or two taken away just for kicks?

/to be fair, I'm fine with that too
// :P
///3s


James Harrison was fined $50,000, but Starz is refusing to uphold it.
 
2022-06-27 10:13:55 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: T.rex: pastramithemosterotic: Basically a serial predator, but because he plays football really well he doesn't suffer the consequences he should. I'd like to kick him square in the testicles with some steel toed boots

Having a sex addiction is one thing. What is your data that he is a predator?   Many of the ladies who sued had seen him several times.     A hotel manager being upset with too many ladies coming through is his own moral judgements, and meaningless.

You're really gonna white knight Watson here?

Wow.

66 therapists in 17 months. Using your power and influence to try and keep them quiet after they refused your sexual advances while they were just trying to do their jobs, that makes you a predator. That's my f*cking data


66 therapist in 17 months to serve his sex addiction. I'm not denying he wasn't using them for sex.... The only thing that is relevant is whether or not he made them do something against their will.    Criminally, there was no case to be found.   Does that mean he's innocent? No. Does it mean he's guilty? No.   

Being a sexual deviant is not illegal.
 
2022-06-27 10:16:50 PM  

T.rex: pastramithemosterotic: T.rex: pastramithemosterotic: Basically a serial predator, but because he plays football really well he doesn't suffer the consequences he should. I'd like to kick him square in the testicles with some steel toed boots

Having a sex addiction is one thing. What is your data that he is a predator?   Many of the ladies who sued had seen him several times.     A hotel manager being upset with too many ladies coming through is his own moral judgements, and meaningless.

You're really gonna white knight Watson here?

Wow.

66 therapists in 17 months. Using your power and influence to try and keep them quiet after they refused your sexual advances while they were just trying to do their jobs, that makes you a predator. That's my f*cking data

66 therapist in 17 months to serve his sex addiction. I'm not denying he wasn't using them for sex.... The only thing that is relevant is whether or not he made them do something against their will.    Criminally, there was no case to be found.   Does that mean he's innocent? No. Does it mean he's guilty? No.   

Being a sexual deviant is not illegal.


Check it out! We found Deshaun Watson's handle everyone!
 
2022-06-27 10:18:38 PM  
trying to get sex workers at massage rates.
 
2022-06-27 10:26:37 PM  

T.rex: pastramithemosterotic: T.rex: pastramithemosterotic: Basically a serial predator, but because he plays football really well he doesn't suffer the consequences he should. I'd like to kick him square in the testicles with some steel toed boots

Having a sex addiction is one thing. What is your data that he is a predator?   Many of the ladies who sued had seen him several times.     A hotel manager being upset with too many ladies coming through is his own moral judgements, and meaningless.

You're really gonna white knight Watson here?

Wow.

66 therapists in 17 months. Using your power and influence to try and keep them quiet after they refused your sexual advances while they were just trying to do their jobs, that makes you a predator. That's my f*cking data

66 therapist in 17 months to serve his sex addiction. I'm not denying he wasn't using them for sex.... The only thing that is relevant is whether or not he made them do something against their will.    Criminally, there was no case to be found.   Does that mean he's innocent? No. Does it mean he's guilty? No.   

Being a sexual deviant is not illegal.


Trying to get an unwilling participant to fondle your junk is, in fact, illegal.

So is shooting a load onto someone that doesn't agree to it beforehand.

If he had a sex addiction, which it seems he might, he should have found some actual sex workers and not tried to coerce a bunch of massage therapists into doing sex work.  But the fact that he didn't kinda leads me to believe he wanted an unwilling participant, which falls firmly in the "predator" territory.
 
2022-06-27 10:33:47 PM  

T.rex: pastramithemosterotic: Basically a serial predator, but because he plays football really well he doesn't suffer the consequences he should. I'd like to kick him square in the testicles with some steel toed boots

Having a sex addiction is one thing. What is your data that he is a predator?   Many of the ladies who sued had seen him several times.     A hotel manager being upset with too many ladies coming through is his own moral judgements, and meaningless.


Go read the entire thread. He was doing stuff that was not welcome or wanted.
 
2022-06-27 11:08:53 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: T.rex: pastramithemosterotic: T.rex: pastramithemosterotic: Basically a serial predator, but because he plays football really well he doesn't suffer the consequences he should. I'd like to kick him square in the testicles with some steel toed boots

Having a sex addiction is one thing. What is your data that he is a predator?   Many of the ladies who sued had seen him several times.     A hotel manager being upset with too many ladies coming through is his own moral judgements, and meaningless.

You're really gonna white knight Watson here?

Wow.

66 therapists in 17 months. Using your power and influence to try and keep them quiet after they refused your sexual advances while they were just trying to do their jobs, that makes you a predator. That's my f*cking data

66 therapist in 17 months to serve his sex addiction. I'm not denying he wasn't using them for sex.... The only thing that is relevant is whether or not he made them do something against their will.    Criminally, there was no case to be found.   Does that mean he's innocent? No. Does it mean he's guilty? No.   

Being a sexual deviant is not illegal.

Check it out! We found Deshaun Watson's handle everyone!


Give him a break, the short arms make it impossible to jerk it himself.
 
2022-06-27 11:08:55 PM  

T.rex: pastramithemosterotic: Basically a serial predator, but because he plays football really well he doesn't suffer the consequences he should. I'd like to kick him square in the testicles with some steel toed boots

Having a sex addiction is one thing. What is your data that he is a predator?   Many of the ladies who sued had seen him several times.     A hotel manager being upset with too many ladies coming through is his own moral judgements, and meaningless.


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2022-06-27 11:20:29 PM  
Why no criminal charges? Was all "consensual"? What about the payments?
 
2022-06-28 1:16:24 AM  

WillofJ2: Why no criminal charges? Was all "consensual"? What about the payments?


Because there are two very different standards of evidence for a criminal charge versus a civil lawsuit.  It could be that the prosecutor didn't believe there was enough evidence to get a criminal conviction and presented as such to the grand jury, who in turn decided not to indict him.  Or it could be the prosecutor didn't want to go after a famous athlete and slanted his arguments to the grand jury to avoid an indictment.  IANAL but I've heard it said many times that if a prosecutor wants a grand jury to indict someone they'll make it happen.
 
2022-06-28 5:59:19 AM  
So if the Texans were in on it, they should lose the draft picks they got in the trade. But they shouldn't be given back to the Browns. Just disappear them.
 
2022-06-28 7:58:01 AM  
Someone needs to spray some pooph on browns fans
 
2022-06-28 8:34:03 AM  
"Wet Spot" Watson comes again!
 
2022-06-28 11:30:57 AM  
Holmes Suit, again

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