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(Yahoo)   No rapes have ever occurred, especially in North Carolina's 3rd Congressional District according to a candidate to take over Louie Gohmert's spot as the dumbest member of Congress   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2022-06-27 2:22:35 PM  
Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.
 
2022-06-27 2:47:10 PM  
Deleted or retracted or whatever, the people who don't feel that way somehow never get their messages crossed up this way.

Typing out "No one forces anyone to have sex" and then hitting the submit button is telling, even if the author realizes later that he or she didn't actually want to share that exact sentiment with the entire world. We all post things we'd rather we hadn't, but we usually don't post things we didn't actually mean at the time.

We'll have to add it to the evidence pile. Along with the retractions, of course, but those don't have as much weight as Murphy would like them to.
 
2022-06-27 2:50:34 PM  
And yet medical science refuses to create the octo-penised rapenocerous *and* the Hyundai Sonata-sized Viagra pill to feed said beast before locking Mr. Murphy in a room with it and several dozen HD cameras and highly sensitive microphones, allowing him the freedom to test his hypothesis.
 
2022-06-27 3:02:24 PM  
Congressman Greg Murphy, MD.

The "MD" stands for "massively dumb."
 
2022-06-27 3:04:44 PM  

Pocket Ninja: There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.


PN, it took to "love her rapist" to make me realize this was your usual brilliant satire.

This is your satire right? Please say yes. Oh god please say yes.
 
2022-06-27 3:37:21 PM  
Then explain Jesus since Mary definitely never gave consent.
 
2022-06-27 3:38:44 PM  
"But did you see the way those women were dressed?"
 
2022-06-27 3:39:04 PM  

palladiate: Pocket Ninja: There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.

PN, it took to "love her rapist" to make me realize this was your usual brilliant satire.

This is your satire right? Please say yes. Oh god please say yes.


Despite the fact that this is PN (praise be upon him), do the names "Luke and Laura" mean anything to you?
 
2022-06-27 3:40:08 PM  
They even make happy Christmas songs about it.

Baby, It's Cold Outside
Youtube tIYRMoLpB-U
 
2022-06-27 3:41:38 PM  

palladiate: Pocket Ninja: There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.

PN, it took to "love her rapist" to make me realize this was your usual brilliant satire.

This is your satire right? Please say yes. Oh god please say yes.


A WOMAN Republican governor, in an attempt to justify banning ALL abortions - including rape babies, said that she never understood why people would think that one tragedy should automatically create another tragedy.

That there rape-baby is a gift!
 
2022-06-27 3:43:30 PM  

doctorguilty: palladiate: Pocket Ninja: There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.

PN, it took to "love her rapist" to make me realize this was your usual brilliant satire.

This is your satire right? Please say yes. Oh god please say yes.

Despite the fact that this is PN (praise be upon him), do the names "Luke and Laura" mean anything to you?


Yeah I may be old like a senator, but at least I can still remember reality from a daytime soap opera.

Which might explain more than a few congressmen.
 
2022-06-27 3:43:46 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.


WHAT THE FARK?

Just.... what the fark?
 
2022-06-27 3:44:31 PM  

killershark: Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.

WHAT THE FARK?

Just.... what the fark?


First time?
 
2022-06-27 3:44:50 PM  
Republican logic:  State your conclusion, then backwards and make up what facts you need to validate your conclusion.  See their Covid response logic as another example.
 
2022-06-27 3:45:08 PM  
The women in his family never say no to dick
 
2022-06-27 3:46:41 PM  

Epicedion: killershark: Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.

WHAT THE FARK?

Just.... what the fark?

First time?


In fairness, other politicians have said the same thing with a straight face.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/kristi-noem-south-dakota-abortion-trigger-law-no-exception-for-rape-incest/
 
2022-06-27 3:47:47 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.


The ambulatory womb only needs to accept her place to be happy with her lot in life.

There you go I've said the same thing without the doublespeak.
 
2022-06-27 3:48:34 PM  

killershark: Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.

WHAT THE FARK?

Just.... what the fark?


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2022-06-27 3:48:42 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Epicedion: killershark: Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.

WHAT THE FARK?

Just.... what the fark?

First time?

In fairness, other politicians have said the same thing with a straight face.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/kristi-noem-south-dakota-abortion-trigger-law-no-exception-for-rape-incest/


Side note: can we stop saying "rape or incest"? It's all rape. When a horrifying monstrous father impregnates his daughter, even if it's through coercion rather than physical force, that's rape.

The number of consensual incest pregnancies is vanishingly small.
 
2022-06-27 3:48:59 PM  
.. he said to his 12 year old niece as he held her head down on the bed to muffle the screams.
 
2022-06-27 3:49:36 PM  
So, how many people has this guy raped?

/yes
 
2022-06-27 3:50:46 PM  
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2022-06-27 3:52:29 PM  
These are the same people that blame women for being raped (she was asking for it, did you see what she wore, she's known to date around), so the shiatty doctor is correct from a cretinous caveman point of view.  Every woman who has ever had sex, wanted or not, really wanted it and agreed to it one way or another.  Because they're all sluts.  The whole conservative agenda makes complete sense if you believe those things.
 
2022-06-27 3:52:29 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.


At this point PocketNinja actually has a legitimate portfolio to apply to be an actual PR agent for the GQP
 
2022-06-27 3:54:39 PM  
Sounds like something a rapist would say
 
2022-06-27 3:58:00 PM  

Airius: Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.

At this point PocketNinja actually has a legitimate portfolio to apply to be an actual PR agent for the GQP


Infiltrate the troglodytes and take them down from the inside.  PocketNinja's just the guy to do it!
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2022-06-27 3:59:32 PM  

killershark: Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.

WHAT THE FARK?

Just.... what the fark?


Account created: 2003-07-18 18:37:50 (18 years ago)

Sus
 
2022-06-27 4:00:55 PM  

Mrtraveler01: In fairness, other politicians have said the same thing with a straight face.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/kristi-noem-south-dakota-abortion-trigger-law-no-exception-for-rape-incest/


"I struggled with it myself for a long time, but I came to realize life is that gift from God, and I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen." - Republican candidate for US Senate
 
2022-06-27 4:01:42 PM  
Republicans - you don't have to be an unmitigated piece of human feces to lead us, but it sure helps!
 
2022-06-27 4:02:11 PM  
Holy farking shiat why do we allow politicians on twitter?

I guess so they can say some of the dumbest shiat possible, over and over and over again
 
2022-06-27 4:03:23 PM  
It's not baffling that this Tweet lasted two hours, nor that it happened at all.

It's baffling that for some people this isn't a dealbreaker in a candidate for them.
 
2022-06-27 4:03:26 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.


"may not entirely welcome in that moment"

Gods damn it sucks that there's no hell for these shiats to spend eternity in.
 
2022-06-27 4:03:35 PM  

Pocket Ninja: There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.


It's even right, since there's an extra negation in the final sentence (or perhaps PN was just being more subtle than usual).  Paraphrase: Without doubt such a woman would never feel gratitude.
 
2022-06-27 4:03:43 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.


Damn, this one is tight... Really hard to tell if this one was real or not at first. Great job!
 
2022-06-27 4:04:37 PM  

jaytkay: Mrtraveler01: In fairness, other politicians have said the same thing with a straight face.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/kristi-noem-south-dakota-abortion-trigger-law-no-exception-for-rape-incest/

"I struggled with it myself for a long time, but I came to realize life is that gift from God, and I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen." - Republican candidate for US Senate


Well, fark that god!
 
2022-06-27 4:05:04 PM  

Skarekrough: It's not baffling that this Tweet lasted two hours, nor that it happened at all.

It's baffling that for some people this isn't a dealbreaker in a candidate for them.


Especially in that part of North Carolina.

A bag of manure would win that district if it ran as a Republican.
 
2022-06-27 4:05:33 PM  
There won't be a rape in North Carolina's 3rd Congressional District (or anywhere else in the country) after the Supreme Court rules consent to be immaterial...
 
2022-06-27 4:07:22 PM  
Wait, what did he say?

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2022-06-27 4:07:24 PM  
This guy is a respected medical doctor - or at least he was before that pronouncement, anyways.

So, once again we see them blatantly lying, saying things, that in this case, he knows for a fact is not true, cannot be true, could never be true -- all for ideology politics, fundraising
 
2022-06-27 4:08:02 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.


Holly shiat!
 
2022-06-27 4:08:21 PM  
I really wish this Politico archive thingy had all of the responses that people posted back. That two hours must have been glorious!
 
2022-06-27 4:09:33 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.


This isn't funny and you're trying too hard. Some things can't be satirized because they are so horrible.
 
2022-06-27 4:09:50 PM  
I mean, I'm not sure there is any medical research that concludes that it's possible to have a brain aneurysm from the dumb sh*t someone has spat from their mouth hole, but they sure seem to be trying to give me one.
 
2022-06-27 4:11:25 PM  
"No one forces anyone to have sex"

Well, force may be too strong of a word in your circumstance, Greg, but none of your partners were what one would call "enthusiastic" about it.
 
2022-06-27 4:13:08 PM  
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2022-06-27 4:13:34 PM  

GoldSpider: killershark: Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.

WHAT THE FARK?

Just.... what the fark?

Account created: 2003-07-18 18:37:50 (18 years ago)

Sus


18 years? Pfffft, total newb
 
2022-06-27 4:16:13 PM  

shubai33: 18 years? Pfffft, total newb


One green in 20 years is quite a ratio  :)
 
2022-06-27 4:17:26 PM  

Epicedion: killershark: Pocket Ninja: Oh for God's sake. Congressman Murphy's office has already released a response to his statement...more complaining about this just amounts to liberal spur grapes;

We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex. While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known. There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.

WHAT THE FARK?

Just.... what the fark?

First time?


No, I've been what the farked lots of times.
 
2022-06-27 4:18:54 PM  

GoldSpider: shubai33: 18 years? Pfffft, total newb

One green in 20 years is quite a ratio  :)


Hey, no greenlit-shaming! Not all of us are witty!
 
2022-06-27 4:19:41 PM  
We are disappointed by mainstream media reporting on the congressman's recently deleted Tweet, which was misconstrued by some to mean that no woman ever experiences unwanted sex.

Narrator:  He literally wrote "No one forces anyone to have sex."

While it is true that women are sometimes -- and unfortunately -- put into a situation where they experience sexual activity that they may not entirely welcome in that moment

Narrator:  "Not entirely welcome in that moment".  Let that sink in for a moment.  Are you suggesting that it was partially welcome?

, what the congressman was referring to in his Tweet that now, in a post-Roe world where unborn lives will be valued and protected, those women who did not realize at the moment of that sexual activity will now, in some fortunate circumstances, have the life-changing experience of raising a child from that encounter that they might, previously, never have known.

Narrator:  He referred to none of those things, which by the way includes potentially raising the child of their father, stepfather, or mother's boyfriend; raising a child alone; living in grinding poverty with no safety net, no prospect of a job, no hope; despising their child and resenting them for destroying their lives; raising a sociopath

There can be no doubt that such a woman -- such a mother -- would not someday arrive at the point where she might feel gratitude or even love for the man she otherwise might have spent a lifetime forcing herself to despise.

Narrator:  Offer only available in Sweden.

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